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madcoww

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Advance Wars
Interests: MLP, Objectivism
Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:West Saint Paul MN
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10536
Comment Ranking:#108
Highest Content Rank:#761
Highest Comment Rank:#42
Content Thumbs: 4536 total,  5374 ,  838
Comment Thumbs: 56532 total,  60909 ,  4377
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 28.59% (286/1000)
Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 343 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:2
Content Views:223852
Times Content Favorited:337 times
Total Comments Made:3469
FJ Points:42496
Favorite Tags: Dog (2) | pony (2)

latest user's comments

#44 - Picture 05/04/2015 on You guys want to shit? 0
#43 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You guys want to shit? 0
#67 - prancingkid (05/04/2015) [-]
I FUCKING KNEW IT! You can tell which spiders are jumping spiders because they have those angry, forward facing eyes. All the better to see you and judge distance and depth, like us!
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You guys want to shit? 0
User avatar #62 - chucknorrisisreal (05/04/2015) [-]
"Don't touch me" ...
"Don't you fucking touch me" ...
"KAMIKAZE!"
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on So slippewy +4
User avatar #10 - thesunpraiser (05/04/2015) [-]
This is great if you imagine two people inside trying not to topple.
#7 - Backwards, she almost looks like she's dancing. 05/04/2015 on So slippewy -1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on So slippewy 0
#7 - madcoww (05/04/2015) [-]
Backwards, she almost looks like she's dancing.
#6 - Kick my ******* ass? MEET ME SOMEWHERE! 05/04/2015 on Spoiler in title +3
#7 - They're going down! Help is on the way! 05/04/2015 on Stabilized +8
#31 - Relax, it's a training dummy  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Black -1
#32 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#28 - Could be, but I disagree. The woman is a doctor, so I doubt sh…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Black -1
#30 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#31 - madcoww (05/04/2015) [-]
Relax, it's a training dummy
#32 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on ding +4
#42 - mrspyder (05/03/2015) [-]
i see.
#18 - Part 2 Movie source: Crash  [+] (9 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Black +9
User avatar #74 - mondominiman (05/04/2015) [-]
They say moments before your death you re-live your entire life with no pain or struggles in a matter of milliseconds. What really happened is both the daughter and guy got killed but this is his brain making him think he and his daughter got away unharmed. There was a fucking comic explaining this really well but I can't remember the artist
User avatar #27 - yoruwaakeru (05/03/2015) [-]
fucking stupid kid
#50 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
KIDS THAT ARE RAISED IN SAFE ENVIRONMENT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DANGERS ARE.

ALSO, IT'S A MOVIE, KID ISN'T STUPID, JUST DOING WHAT THE SCRIPT TOLD.
#65 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
Watch part 1 to get why the kid ran to his father.
#26 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
important fact that this misses, the daughter of the guy with the gun was told by him to go buy ammo, but didn't like the idea of him having a gun so in her carelessness she bought blanks without even realizing it.
#28 - madcoww (05/03/2015) [-]
Could be, but I disagree. The woman is a doctor, so I doubt she was being careless. Rather, I think she bought the blank bullets because she didn't want to see her father get hurt with the gun. I feel this idea is supported by the fact that she loads the gun (and even bars her father from doing so), which makes sure he never saw the kind of rounds she was loading.
#30 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#31 - madcoww (05/04/2015) [-]
Relax, it's a training dummy
#32 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#17 - Part 1 I heard a bang. / Like a truck bang? / Like a gun. …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Black +6
#18 - madcoww (05/03/2015) [-]
Part 2
Movie source: Crash
User avatar #74 - mondominiman (05/04/2015) [-]
They say moments before your death you re-live your entire life with no pain or struggles in a matter of milliseconds. What really happened is both the daughter and guy got killed but this is his brain making him think he and his daughter got away unharmed. There was a fucking comic explaining this really well but I can't remember the artist
User avatar #27 - yoruwaakeru (05/03/2015) [-]
fucking stupid kid
#50 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
KIDS THAT ARE RAISED IN SAFE ENVIRONMENT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DANGERS ARE.

ALSO, IT'S A MOVIE, KID ISN'T STUPID, JUST DOING WHAT THE SCRIPT TOLD.
#65 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
Watch part 1 to get why the kid ran to his father.
#26 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
important fact that this misses, the daughter of the guy with the gun was told by him to go buy ammo, but didn't like the idea of him having a gun so in her carelessness she bought blanks without even realizing it.
#28 - madcoww (05/03/2015) [-]
Could be, but I disagree. The woman is a doctor, so I doubt she was being careless. Rather, I think she bought the blank bullets because she didn't want to see her father get hurt with the gun. I feel this idea is supported by the fact that she loads the gun (and even bars her father from doing so), which makes sure he never saw the kind of rounds she was loading.
#30 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#31 - madcoww (05/04/2015) [-]
Relax, it's a training dummy
#32 - mantheon (05/04/2015) [-]
#15 - >> #2 , 05/03/2015 on Black -1
#12 - Comment deleted 05/03/2015 on Black 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Black +2
#11 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
aww fuck man that was deep
#8 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Black +3
User avatar #14 - kronon (05/03/2015) [-]
what movie is this from?
User avatar #15 - madcoww (05/03/2015) [-]
>>#2,
#10 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
I can't hear your webm. It's too quiet.

Thumbed down.
#12 - madcoww has deleted their comment.
#9 - madcoww has deleted their comment.
#11 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
aww fuck man that was deep
#53 - **madcoww used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **madcoww rolls 433** 05/03/2015 on ((2.3134)(3442.3))/((r)(b)(... -1
#35 - ohmygod *********************** holylol 05/03/2015 on webm comp +3
#21 - Picture 05/02/2015 on The Boa +37
#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on And here I am +83
User avatar #56 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2015) [-]
i know its a law rune, but what's the correlation with the content
User avatar #67 - yunoavailable (05/02/2015) [-]
look at the mug
#45 - vedomajkatrololol (05/02/2015) [-]
UGH i thought of the same thing
User avatar #26 - pineapplechunkss (05/02/2015) [-]
Laws for essence
User avatar #50 - sanitarysan (05/02/2015) [-]
law rune 1 k each niggah
#12 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Pants 2 +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Anonymous renamed to Normie +288
User avatar #70 - pumkinz (05/01/2015) [-]
But...
Thats the exact opposite of what happened
#77 - itsmewaffle (05/01/2015) [-]
!
User avatar #29 - glitternips (05/01/2015) [-]
*roll a pony*
#85 - wraithguard (05/01/2015) [-]
admin should make that a thing
#102 - jumperzero (05/02/2015) [-]
>>#82
#112 - wraithguard (05/02/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #82 - ffffyou (05/01/2015) [-]
**ffffyou used "*roll Pony*"**
**ffffyou rolls Masquerade**
#80 - sequel (05/01/2015) [-]
**sequel used "*roll picture*"**
**sequel rolled image**
User avatar #21 - rampagefourtynine (05/01/2015) [-]
It's true though.
#10 - Picture 05/01/2015 on your drunk go home 0
#3 - Correct 05/01/2015 on Monster House 0

items

Total unique items point value: 1816040 / Total items point value: 9338756
[ 95 items Total ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #54 - mvtjets (05/14/2015) [-]
I want to cum inside
#55 to #54 - madcoww (05/14/2015) [-]
WHAT POETRY! TRUE ART!!
#56 to #55 - mvtjets (05/14/2015) [-]
Holy ****
This is amazing
Truely a masterpiece of our generation
I definately and decisively came
Inside
#52 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
WOW, your account is really ****
User avatar #53 to #52 - madcoww (05/05/2015) [-]
*the ****
User avatar #48 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
sent a request
User avatar #40 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what are you looking for I like some of your items
User avatar #41 to #40 - madcoww (04/21/2015) [-]
I collect pony semen.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
i actually have 92 of that which is a decent amount
User avatar #43 to #42 - madcoww (04/21/2015) [-]
Good, offer a trade and I'll see if what you want seems reasonable.
User avatar #44 to #43 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
are there any other items you might be interested in or its just the semen
User avatar #45 to #44 - madcoww (04/21/2015) [-]
The only other item that holds any value to me are the cannabis ones. Radioactive, FJ, and Brony Shoe badges I won't trade away, but I'm collecting them on my own. Everything else is up for grabs.
User avatar #46 to #45 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
could you send me some chests/keys/scribes for 91 semen? Dont want to make a bad offer

if you wont trade those you do have some other stuff that i dont have
User avatar #47 to #46 - madcoww (04/21/2015) [-]
Yes, select the ones that you want and make an offer. If it is within reason, I will accept.
User avatar #49 to #47 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #50 to #49 - madcoww (04/21/2015) [-]
Sorry, I'm at work and explorer is giving me grief when I try to accept the offer. Wait 3 hours, and I will accept the offer when I get home and can use chrome.
User avatar #51 to #50 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
ok thanks
User avatar #38 - damanloki (03/03/2015) [-]
are you looking for anything particular for 7 of those korean checks?
User avatar #39 to #38 - madcoww (03/03/2015) [-]
Jesus! How did I get so many of these damn things!? I don't really have a use for them, but since I have no idea of their worth, I think I'll hold onto for a bit and see. Sorry, but thank you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - damanloki (03/03/2015) [-]
fair enough!
#35 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
Pinka po.
Pinka po.
User avatar #37 to #36 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
Lyra best pone.
#30 - polepel ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
User avatar #28 - azswampy (12/12/2014) [-]
Selling your Cannabis?
User avatar #29 to #28 - madcoww (12/12/2014) [-]
No, thank you.
User avatar #26 - fuiuki (12/03/2014) [-]
That was a very generous offer there, cow. Thank you ^_^ just say if there's anything you might've regretted sending o3o' don't want you to feel ripped off now...
User avatar #27 to #26 - madcoww (12/03/2014) [-]
Thank you! Believe me, all I want is what I got! We both won on this deal.
User avatar #24 - anonymousperson (11/13/2014) [-]
i should have brony shoes, but idk
ill sell dupes tommorow
#23 - foxrock (11/13/2014) [-]
So much pony semen...
User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (09/25/2014) [-]
selling white widows?
User avatar #22 to #21 - madcoww (09/25/2014) [-]
Thank you, but no.
#20 - cleateater (09/16/2014) [-]
you have blessed us again, lord madcoww
thank for the life we have been given
#19 - madcoww (08/21/2014) [-]
OH NO!! I just accepted that trade without writing down who gave it. Was it "donor" or something? *sigh* Whoever you were, thank you for you kind gift of much pony semen!
User avatar #17 - ied (07/28/2014) [-]
hey man
please let me buy your brony and rad badges
#18 to #17 - madcoww (07/28/2014) [-]
We've been over this, man.  Your offer is piss poor.  Not only are you trying to buy from someone who is not trying to sell, but you are trying to buy my best items.  Your offer better be goddamn immaculate for me to even consider it.  You are one step away from me blocking you, so you better use your last chance well.
We've been over this, man. Your offer is piss poor. Not only are you trying to buy from someone who is not trying to sell, but you are trying to buy my best items. Your offer better be goddamn immaculate for me to even consider it. You are one step away from me blocking you, so you better use your last chance well.
User avatar #25 to #18 - anonymousperson (11/13/2014) [-]
yes
hahahahahhahahaahaha
User avatar #12 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
ecktrades
#13 to #12 - madcoww (07/22/2014) [-]
Not even remotely close, buddy.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
wtf lol

that's the price
#15 to #14 - madcoww (07/22/2014) [-]
Then go buy it from someone who's selling at that price because I'm not.
Then go buy it from someone who's selling at that price because I'm not.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ied (07/23/2014) [-]
come on please
User avatar #11 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
please accept
#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#8 to #7 - madcoww (06/20/2014) [-]
Dreams do come true
Dreams do come true
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
first comment on your profile
#2 to #1 - madcoww (01/06/2014) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
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