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Married DINK (dual income, no kids) who hosts semimonthly board game and video game meetups.
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- 2 questions: 1) Has anyone here ever had to take an emp…
Our work randomly generates employee numbers and they get a test if their number comes up. Had one of the assistant managers get rolled 6 times in one month. I've never been rolled but I have had to take a drug test because I got hurt at work and they wanted to make sure I wasn't drunk or high.
1: I have been randomly drug tested before, in a sweep the store manager was doing on everyone he suspected to be a user. He was right except for me and another coworker. SO depends on what type of boss you have, and then what crowd you hang with.
2: Kinda depends on the drug. Do some inconspicuous googling, while not at work?
1: I have been randomly drug tested at work a couple years after getting hired. The boss at the time "randomly" selected people he thought would pass it a couple times a year so no one would be out of a job. He hated firing people.
2: Very unlikely
Poppy seeds make you test positive and I'm sure other stuff does as well.
As long as you don't actually take drugs you'll likely be fine. Just explain the situation or ask for a more thorough examination.
your explanation is good for people who
don't take drugs
however - people who ask this kind of questions aren't people who don't take drugs
1: I haven't personally
2: It's highly improbable. You'll be fine.
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old school portals
Dog..... You are on your own Son.. I'm just going to lay here and watch.
Second Cat - That dude is Nuts... I'm out of here...
We're all living in 2017,...
Geez I knew asians will eat anything, but this is going too far.
Whoa nightmare fuel
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since we're posting dank tunes... ill just leave this here
Is this what a stroke looks like
- **madcoww used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **madcoww rolls 02** …
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"When you're shy but Halloween af."
honestly conflicted on wether i'm more terrified of that pumpkin when it's lit or those abominations that are carved turnips
It's actually kinda terrifying when it's lit
THATS THE POINT.
I read your comment in Nicholas Cage's voice and I honestly think it might wind up being the high point of my day.
Dealing with your boss
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