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#11 - uhh huh.... since you have low test levels im assuming you loo…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
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#13 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
think baby face bear
but yeah most trans guys look either like 12 year old boys or 40 year old lesbians before T
after T they look like my profile pic (attack of the 5 foot twink)
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#14 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
im sorry you dont look like a twink at all you look like a dyke because of your high bf% an undercut, ear piercings, and hipster glasses.
#16 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
just took a photo of me now
ive got the worst "cant be fucked going buying razors" mustache in the world and its 5am and i havent slept in days
and im going though a bad bout of dysphoria
just fuckin end me
note the pedo stash
im pre hormones
i can grow a blond orange beard with a brown dirty sanchez
my life is pain
User avatar
#78 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
When i was going through pubert i could only grow a pedo stash and dirty sanchez (with two wierd fuzzy spots on my chin) but a year later i was full fucking caveman, covered in hair with a full beard (sans a slight gap between the two original fuzz spots on my chin which NEVER closed up and made me look wierd)
Basically, you can be the bear you want to be, its all in the testosterone
User avatar
#79 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
im pre hormones
all i do is back chest and shoulder work outs to build up my muscle to help transition
if i have strong chest muscles i can bind longer
if i have strong chest muscles when i get my surgery the surgion can use the muscle as a guide of where to place the nipple and scars
if i get shredded before i have surgery my nips wont migrate south post op (when muscle forms post op the muscle buldge pushes the nip down)
so thats why back shoulders and chest are so muscular compared to my legs
plus my legs are already massive from obesity and long distance walking and big hips=fem and fem=dont pass as male
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#77 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
Shit man, youve really got it bad.
but seeing that you're PRE-hormones you look pretty good. I mean just imagine what you'll look like after!!!
#75 - GShock (03/26/2016) [-]
pic related. You've got some nice traps.

Piercings are fine, and picturing you with some decent stubble like your profile dude is working pretty well.
The pedo stache alone doesn't work, unless you're a little brown skinned dude. Mostly Asians and South/Central Americans. Until you get your beard growth deally, just shave it. I'd take you as a feminine faced guy before I thought you were a lady either way. The pedo stache looks wrong on any face. It took me a couple months of trimming everything but the stache to make mine non-pedophiliac, so if you can't grow anything else you're better off shaving it for later.
User avatar
#76 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
i am 90% ass
5% neck
5% angry bee noises
and if i shave the juan stash i look like a pretty princess
User avatar
#17 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like a nice bear, just loose the piercings.
User avatar
#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
User avatar
#15 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
these were the cheapest glasses they had
and now i look more like a sex pest
also thats not an undercut thats a "cant be fucked getting another haircut" grown out no3 all over
i did these plugs drunk as fuck and i regret it but i live with it(i will go bigger because who needs a job right)
i pray i never look like a twink
im going for bear mode or bust
#9 - i am confused so much.... i think the only way i could underst…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
#12 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
this is the only pic i have
my gay mate wanted me to take a selfie so he can filter the fuck out of it and use it to catfish dudes on grindr
this was me before the shitcunt stubble
also this filter doesnt do me justice my eyebrows are much more bushy
User avatar
#10 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
so imagine a man
but he has a vagina and tits
tits that he binds down
and a prosthetic over the vag so i have a dick thats fully functional... just machine washable
User avatar
#11 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
uhh huh.... since you have low test levels im assuming you look like some kind of turbo twink right?
User avatar
#13 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
think baby face bear
but yeah most trans guys look either like 12 year old boys or 40 year old lesbians before T
after T they look like my profile pic (attack of the 5 foot twink)
User avatar
#14 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
im sorry you dont look like a twink at all you look like a dyke because of your high bf% an undercut, ear piercings, and hipster glasses.
#16 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
just took a photo of me now
ive got the worst "cant be fucked going buying razors" mustache in the world and its 5am and i havent slept in days
and im going though a bad bout of dysphoria
just fuckin end me
note the pedo stash
im pre hormones
i can grow a blond orange beard with a brown dirty sanchez
my life is pain
User avatar
#78 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
When i was going through pubert i could only grow a pedo stash and dirty sanchez (with two wierd fuzzy spots on my chin) but a year later i was full fucking caveman, covered in hair with a full beard (sans a slight gap between the two original fuzz spots on my chin which NEVER closed up and made me look wierd)
Basically, you can be the bear you want to be, its all in the testosterone
User avatar
#79 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
im pre hormones
all i do is back chest and shoulder work outs to build up my muscle to help transition
if i have strong chest muscles i can bind longer
if i have strong chest muscles when i get my surgery the surgion can use the muscle as a guide of where to place the nipple and scars
if i get shredded before i have surgery my nips wont migrate south post op (when muscle forms post op the muscle buldge pushes the nip down)
so thats why back shoulders and chest are so muscular compared to my legs
plus my legs are already massive from obesity and long distance walking and big hips=fem and fem=dont pass as male
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#77 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
Shit man, youve really got it bad.
but seeing that you're PRE-hormones you look pretty good. I mean just imagine what you'll look like after!!!
#75 - GShock (03/26/2016) [-]
pic related. You've got some nice traps.

Piercings are fine, and picturing you with some decent stubble like your profile dude is working pretty well.
The pedo stache alone doesn't work, unless you're a little brown skinned dude. Mostly Asians and South/Central Americans. Until you get your beard growth deally, just shave it. I'd take you as a feminine faced guy before I thought you were a lady either way. The pedo stache looks wrong on any face. It took me a couple months of trimming everything but the stache to make mine non-pedophiliac, so if you can't grow anything else you're better off shaving it for later.
User avatar
#76 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
i am 90% ass
5% neck
5% angry bee noises
and if i shave the juan stash i look like a pretty princess
User avatar
#17 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like a nice bear, just loose the piercings.
User avatar
#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
User avatar
#15 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
these were the cheapest glasses they had
and now i look more like a sex pest
also thats not an undercut thats a "cant be fucked getting another haircut" grown out no3 all over
i did these plugs drunk as fuck and i regret it but i live with it(i will go bigger because who needs a job right)
i pray i never look like a twink
im going for bear mode or bust
#7 - wait so in all those gay bar posts it was from the perspective…  [+] (23 new replies) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
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#8 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
no its not from a girls perspective
im a man just like any other dude
i just wasnt born with a dick, i have a prosthetic
User avatar
#9 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
i am confused so much.... i think the only way i could understand is if you post a pic of yourself....
#12 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
this is the only pic i have
my gay mate wanted me to take a selfie so he can filter the fuck out of it and use it to catfish dudes on grindr
this was me before the shitcunt stubble
also this filter doesnt do me justice my eyebrows are much more bushy
User avatar
#10 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
so imagine a man
but he has a vagina and tits
tits that he binds down
and a prosthetic over the vag so i have a dick thats fully functional... just machine washable
User avatar
#11 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
uhh huh.... since you have low test levels im assuming you look like some kind of turbo twink right?
User avatar
#13 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
think baby face bear
but yeah most trans guys look either like 12 year old boys or 40 year old lesbians before T
after T they look like my profile pic (attack of the 5 foot twink)
User avatar
#14 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
im sorry you dont look like a twink at all you look like a dyke because of your high bf% an undercut, ear piercings, and hipster glasses.
#16 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
just took a photo of me now
ive got the worst "cant be fucked going buying razors" mustache in the world and its 5am and i havent slept in days
and im going though a bad bout of dysphoria
just fuckin end me
note the pedo stash
im pre hormones
i can grow a blond orange beard with a brown dirty sanchez
my life is pain
User avatar
#78 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
When i was going through pubert i could only grow a pedo stash and dirty sanchez (with two wierd fuzzy spots on my chin) but a year later i was full fucking caveman, covered in hair with a full beard (sans a slight gap between the two original fuzz spots on my chin which NEVER closed up and made me look wierd)
Basically, you can be the bear you want to be, its all in the testosterone
User avatar
#79 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
im pre hormones
all i do is back chest and shoulder work outs to build up my muscle to help transition
if i have strong chest muscles i can bind longer
if i have strong chest muscles when i get my surgery the surgion can use the muscle as a guide of where to place the nipple and scars
if i get shredded before i have surgery my nips wont migrate south post op (when muscle forms post op the muscle buldge pushes the nip down)
so thats why back shoulders and chest are so muscular compared to my legs
plus my legs are already massive from obesity and long distance walking and big hips=fem and fem=dont pass as male
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#77 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
Shit man, youve really got it bad.
but seeing that you're PRE-hormones you look pretty good. I mean just imagine what you'll look like after!!!
#75 - GShock (03/26/2016) [-]
pic related. You've got some nice traps.

Piercings are fine, and picturing you with some decent stubble like your profile dude is working pretty well.
The pedo stache alone doesn't work, unless you're a little brown skinned dude. Mostly Asians and South/Central Americans. Until you get your beard growth deally, just shave it. I'd take you as a feminine faced guy before I thought you were a lady either way. The pedo stache looks wrong on any face. It took me a couple months of trimming everything but the stache to make mine non-pedophiliac, so if you can't grow anything else you're better off shaving it for later.
User avatar
#76 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
i am 90% ass
5% neck
5% angry bee noises
and if i shave the juan stash i look like a pretty princess
User avatar
#17 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like a nice bear, just loose the piercings.
User avatar
#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
User avatar
#15 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
these were the cheapest glasses they had
and now i look more like a sex pest
also thats not an undercut thats a "cant be fucked getting another haircut" grown out no3 all over
i did these plugs drunk as fuck and i regret it but i live with it(i will go bigger because who needs a job right)
i pray i never look like a twink
im going for bear mode or bust
#3 - wait are you a girl or guy currently? and do you think you wil…  [+] (33 new replies) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
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#6 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
and i would only regret it if i got a surgery i didnt like
i could get meta and be able to piss upright with out my prosthetic (i often piss myself because the cup moves and it goes everywhere) and that would be convenient
but its not a real dick
i feel as if i wont be satisfied unless i can go balls deep in some prime twinky faggot ass and leave a big dirty mess inside of them
then go take a piss standing upright
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#5 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
im transitioning into a man
ive still got all the female bits and pieces
and im changing that slowly
also pet peeve but
and im not a tranny
im a transexual
tranny refers to a transvestite (person who does it for kicks)
im a transexual (transgender whatever the fuck you wanna call it)
meaning im 24/7 a man theres no off switch
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#19 - icefried (03/25/2016) [-]
I don't get why you people care so much which gender you are.
I mean, i was born a guy but it doesn't define me in any way shape or form. If i were born female i'd likely not give a shit. Hell i think i'd have enjoyed it more, i'd be able to have hot lesbo sex all the time.
Periods would piss me off though.
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#22 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
i suffer from gender dysphoria
i cant live as a female with out hating every second of it
i wanted to die
i couldnt leave the house because i felt sick to look at myself
i looked like a neckbeard faggot
i wouldnt bathe because that required me looking at my genitalia
i wouldnt shave because i clinged to every hair on my chin to prove i was a man
i dropped out of school to go suck dick to fund my transition
i couldnt live with myself
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#23 - icefried (03/25/2016) [-]
I really have no idea what it's like so i won't talk about shit i can't even comprehend.
To me it just seems weird i guess. I'm trying to imagine myself as i am right now but with tits and a hole between my legs. I'd be a fuck ugly chick.

So they're going to graft onto you the whole package? Hows that work? Will you even be able to feel anything if it's.. uh.. synthetic?
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#25 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
update
aparently a ftm penis transplant was given successfully
however after the patients wife refused to touch him called him a freak and divorced him, and he had to relearn how to use the bathroom he suffered depression and killed himself
really not looking bright for us T blokes
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#34 - icefried (03/25/2016) [-]
Wait how'd he have a wife before he had the surgery? This just raises a lot of questions. How'd she not know she was dating and married a chick?

It really doesn't look bright for you guys though. However, it don't look bright for anyone these days! So chin up, and don't give up no matter what.
My advice to you would be to try and accept the female side of yourself, and possibly embrace it. You will never be able to get rid of it completely and as long as you resent it you will resent yourself.
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#38 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
i accept that ill never have a penis
like a man who has suffered a great trauma i must morn the loss of my dick
dysphoria doesnt always mean hate
its a dissatisfaction
i know i can do better
so its torture knowing im limited by mear funds
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#24 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
i currently have a prosthetic
by full graft i mean a penis transplant
(they are currently in beta doing it on cis men, they refuse to do a trans man because"not real men so they dont need it" they can they just wont)
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#7 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
wait so in all those gay bar posts it was from the perspective of a grill? this completely changes everything
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#8 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
no its not from a girls perspective
im a man just like any other dude
i just wasnt born with a dick, i have a prosthetic
User avatar
#9 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
i am confused so much.... i think the only way i could understand is if you post a pic of yourself....
#12 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
this is the only pic i have
my gay mate wanted me to take a selfie so he can filter the fuck out of it and use it to catfish dudes on grindr
this was me before the shitcunt stubble
also this filter doesnt do me justice my eyebrows are much more bushy
User avatar
#10 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
so imagine a man
but he has a vagina and tits
tits that he binds down
and a prosthetic over the vag so i have a dick thats fully functional... just machine washable
User avatar
#11 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
uhh huh.... since you have low test levels im assuming you look like some kind of turbo twink right?
User avatar
#13 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
think baby face bear
but yeah most trans guys look either like 12 year old boys or 40 year old lesbians before T
after T they look like my profile pic (attack of the 5 foot twink)
User avatar
#14 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
im sorry you dont look like a twink at all you look like a dyke because of your high bf% an undercut, ear piercings, and hipster glasses.
#16 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
just took a photo of me now
ive got the worst "cant be fucked going buying razors" mustache in the world and its 5am and i havent slept in days
and im going though a bad bout of dysphoria
just fuckin end me
note the pedo stash
im pre hormones
i can grow a blond orange beard with a brown dirty sanchez
my life is pain
User avatar
#78 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
When i was going through pubert i could only grow a pedo stash and dirty sanchez (with two wierd fuzzy spots on my chin) but a year later i was full fucking caveman, covered in hair with a full beard (sans a slight gap between the two original fuzz spots on my chin which NEVER closed up and made me look wierd)
Basically, you can be the bear you want to be, its all in the testosterone
User avatar
#79 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
im pre hormones
all i do is back chest and shoulder work outs to build up my muscle to help transition
if i have strong chest muscles i can bind longer
if i have strong chest muscles when i get my surgery the surgion can use the muscle as a guide of where to place the nipple and scars
if i get shredded before i have surgery my nips wont migrate south post op (when muscle forms post op the muscle buldge pushes the nip down)
so thats why back shoulders and chest are so muscular compared to my legs
plus my legs are already massive from obesity and long distance walking and big hips=fem and fem=dont pass as male
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#77 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
Shit man, youve really got it bad.
but seeing that you're PRE-hormones you look pretty good. I mean just imagine what you'll look like after!!!
#75 - GShock (03/26/2016) [-]
pic related. You've got some nice traps.

Piercings are fine, and picturing you with some decent stubble like your profile dude is working pretty well.
The pedo stache alone doesn't work, unless you're a little brown skinned dude. Mostly Asians and South/Central Americans. Until you get your beard growth deally, just shave it. I'd take you as a feminine faced guy before I thought you were a lady either way. The pedo stache looks wrong on any face. It took me a couple months of trimming everything but the stache to make mine non-pedophiliac, so if you can't grow anything else you're better off shaving it for later.
User avatar
#76 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
i am 90% ass
5% neck
5% angry bee noises
and if i shave the juan stash i look like a pretty princess
User avatar
#17 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like a nice bear, just loose the piercings.
User avatar
#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
User avatar
#15 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
these were the cheapest glasses they had
and now i look more like a sex pest
also thats not an undercut thats a "cant be fucked getting another haircut" grown out no3 all over
i did these plugs drunk as fuck and i regret it but i live with it(i will go bigger because who needs a job right)
i pray i never look like a twink
im going for bear mode or bust
#1 - you should have told david if he was hung like a horse.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2016 on grindr tresh +1
#3 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
Who hangs horses?
Do you know how much rope you'd need to support the horse's weight from the noose?!?
#24 - comicironic (03/18/2016) [-]
He said "hung", not "hanged".
#39 - what the **** is it with you guys being obsessed with steroid …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2016 on Soule got jacked +2
#148 - matiasepigo (03/18/2016) [-]
What the fuck man? you like normal girls without abs and dicks? gtfo you gay piece of shit.
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#70 - Silver Quantum (03/18/2016) [-]
yeah she looks like she's making an effort to look like a dude, especially with that short hair. i can't fuck someone and feel like a man when i look down and see her six pack flexing and arms that could rip my dick off. she lost all her feminine figure.
#62 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
Well its ok to have shit tastes mate

Like we support you and whatever.
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#59 - admin (03/18/2016) [-]
anything female is a fetish

fat: omg hot
steroids: omg hot
tall: omg hot gurl
etc.
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#57 - luciafoxx (03/18/2016) [-]
because funny junk is slowly turning into Meatspin.com
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#10 - elijie (03/17/2016) [-]
Funny that two FJers where in the thread and both had the same idea
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#10 - elijie (03/17/2016) [-]
Funny that two FJers where in the thread and both had the same idea
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#10 - elijie (03/17/2016) [-]
Funny that two FJers where in the thread and both had the same idea
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