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Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:7/26/2016
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#44480 - heres my current state, cutting with very little LBM but i ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#44487 - marinepenguin (04/11/2016) [-]
You're skinnyfat, you need to try and build some actual muscle mass before you go on a good cut. To be a decent body fat percentage right now you'd probably have to cut to about 145-150 at the best. I'd bulk as cleanly as possible up to around 185 then go on a decent cut.
#44479 - twisted my ankle deadlifting, fell backwards. im also on a cut…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#44489 - marinepenguin (04/11/2016) [-]
Work your upper body while the ankle heals, also don't hyperextend at the top of the deadlift lean back and you won't fall backwards and twist your ankle.
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#44490 - macross (04/11/2016) [-]
i wasnt in back extension at the lock out, i think i fell backwards because i did the roll technique in the beginning pulling sumo so the momentum made me go backwards
#44480 - macross (04/10/2016) [-]
heres my current state, cutting with very little LBM but i cant gain anymore gainz, and i dont wanna do body recomp. at what weight do you think i should cut to? i was an obese child growing up too 85/120/185/225 X 5
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#44487 - marinepenguin (04/11/2016) [-]
You're skinnyfat, you need to try and build some actual muscle mass before you go on a good cut. To be a decent body fat percentage right now you'd probably have to cut to about 145-150 at the best. I'd bulk as cleanly as possible up to around 185 then go on a decent cut.
#44478 - this is very impressive for a grill, you must have been into s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#44493 - myunknown (04/11/2016) [-]
easy
#12 - not mentioning how gardevoir is the best pet  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2016 on pets +23
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#41 - dohickey (04/10/2016) [-]
waifu*
#67 - thesinful (04/10/2016) [-]
Indeed
#11 - here you go.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2016 on Facebook In Real Life +107
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#59 - TheBigGummyBear (04/08/2016) [-]
Can we stop posting gifs and just post the original now? Getting sick of all these videos been split into like 8 gifs
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#102 - theawkwardbros (04/08/2016) [-]
pls

tumblr gifs suck balls
#61 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
Cuz people don't look at videos.
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#19 - peanutsaurusrex (04/08/2016) [-]
I KNOW THAT STOCK MUSIC AGHHHHHHHHHH
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#13 - oodlesandoodles (04/08/2016) [-]
So, April O'Niel has her own web show...

Neat
#5 - whats this animu about? is it worth watching? just wondering a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2016 on Anime at One's Own... 0
#7 - ifoundasandwich (03/30/2016) [-]
its pretty much about 6 brothers and their life as neets with alot of random stuff thrown into it. Alot of skits,parodying, and stuff. kinda just watch it with an open mind. nothing hard to think about.
#16 - Picture 03/27/2016 on Wally West +16
#13 - anyone know whats actually happening?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Korean Chicken Meat Farm +1
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#35 - pianoasis (03/28/2016) [-]
cats love boxes because if you can't see them they don't have to exist
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#26 - Javapenguin (03/28/2016) [-]
the cats think it's a subway
#17 - its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
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#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
#14 - im sorry you dont look like a twink at all you look like a dyk…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/25/2016 on ftm costs (2016) +1
#16 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
just took a photo of me now
ive got the worst "cant be fucked going buying razors" mustache in the world and its 5am and i havent slept in days
and im going though a bad bout of dysphoria
just fuckin end me
note the pedo stash
im pre hormones
i can grow a blond orange beard with a brown dirty sanchez
my life is pain
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#78 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
When i was going through pubert i could only grow a pedo stash and dirty sanchez (with two wierd fuzzy spots on my chin) but a year later i was full fucking caveman, covered in hair with a full beard (sans a slight gap between the two original fuzz spots on my chin which NEVER closed up and made me look wierd)
Basically, you can be the bear you want to be, its all in the testosterone
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#79 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
im pre hormones
all i do is back chest and shoulder work outs to build up my muscle to help transition
if i have strong chest muscles i can bind longer
if i have strong chest muscles when i get my surgery the surgion can use the muscle as a guide of where to place the nipple and scars
if i get shredded before i have surgery my nips wont migrate south post op (when muscle forms post op the muscle buldge pushes the nip down)
so thats why back shoulders and chest are so muscular compared to my legs
plus my legs are already massive from obesity and long distance walking and big hips=fem and fem=dont pass as male
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#77 - scarredwolf (03/26/2016) [-]
Shit man, youve really got it bad.
but seeing that you're PRE-hormones you look pretty good. I mean just imagine what you'll look like after!!!
#75 - GShock (03/26/2016) [-]
pic related. You've got some nice traps.

Piercings are fine, and picturing you with some decent stubble like your profile dude is working pretty well.
The pedo stache alone doesn't work, unless you're a little brown skinned dude. Mostly Asians and South/Central Americans. Until you get your beard growth deally, just shave it. I'd take you as a feminine faced guy before I thought you were a lady either way. The pedo stache looks wrong on any face. It took me a couple months of trimming everything but the stache to make mine non-pedophiliac, so if you can't grow anything else you're better off shaving it for later.
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#76 - evilanakie (03/26/2016) [-]
i am 90% ass
5% neck
5% angry bee noises
and if i shave the juan stash i look like a pretty princess
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#17 - macross (03/25/2016) [-]
its ok, when you gain a full beard im sure you will look like a nice bear, just loose the piercings.
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#18 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
ur not my mum
i cant go smaller because i went from nothing to a 00g in one night (major ripping and scarring)
ill probably go up to viktor belmont level
because if i had to look like a trans dude
i would go for my daddy (inside joke between us, he has a daddy kink and when i used to have his haircut people thought we were related)
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#15 - evilanakie (03/25/2016) [-]
these were the cheapest glasses they had
and now i look more like a sex pest
also thats not an undercut thats a "cant be fucked getting another haircut" grown out no3 all over
i did these plugs drunk as fuck and i regret it but i live with it(i will go bigger because who needs a job right)
i pray i never look like a twink
im going for bear mode or bust