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- i have 9 classes this semester, i have a Avionics exam and pis…
I have 3 finals tomorrow...
How the hell do you have 9 classes in one semester?
- I have 9 exams, 1 of them is tomorrow, i haven't studied at al…
It's that time of year.
- in order have a good physique and a well balanced body you sho…
TFW you want gains
- well what do you do in the gym? please dont tell me you are on…
TFW you want gains
well no the only machine i use is for chest presses because my right shoulder is a bit fucked up so benching hurts. i use free weights usually starting. with 3 sets of 12 shrugs with 2 40's. followed by 2 sets of 10 deltoid straight armed lifts. a few sets of 10 curls with 25's or 30's.dips and pull ups usually about 20 of each or at least i try. then a lot of standard stuff like push ups and sit ups around 40 of each sometimes more sit ups. i run too and use the elliptical
in order have a good physique and a well balanced body you should do the main 4 compound lifts.
- nah brah, thats the creatine doing that.
Do you even lift?!
- I still don't get why people do meme workouts. There is a diff…
New years goals
**teeheetummytum used "*roll picture*"**
I train in powerlfting and Oly.
Not everybody has to train for a sport, if a meme workout encourages somebody to get off their ass and do something positive why do you have to look down upon or shame it?
But who ever said the goal of this was to get stronger why not just be healthier or get to a better bodyfat?
I see you need to get strong to find out who killed your father.
- i was dissapointed in this anime, i thought it was a BL, but …
The Thirst is real
they do gay shit and kiss eventually.
But it's secondary to the plot. Which I think is nice.
- he said he was a powerlifter for 2 years, anon prob had a much…
Reminds me of a fight
- explain having sex with inmates? was it that common? were the …
Stories from a Correction...
Mostly, from what I gathered, it was women officers having sex with the male inmates, or male officers at the women's prison having sex with female inmates. The latter was much more common, but it we had our fair share of the first.
As to why... I would guess it's the same reason anyone has a hookup they know they'll regret later. It was easy, they were bored, or they were lonely.
In California it's male inmates, with male guards...
Honestly, what dude takes a job around thousands of dudes? With shower time and all that?
It's not like we're scoping them out. You wouldn't call your doctor a fag, would you?
Inmates do not walk around common areas naked, or at least they didn't at riverbend. Showers were enclosed spaces with curtains, and many inmates had showers in their cells so we never had to mess with it.
The only dick we saw on a regular basis was Keogh's, because he walked around in his boxers whenever he was in his cell (which was 23 hrs a day, normally) and the damn thing hung to his knees.
Also, not "thousands", there were less than 700 inmates at RMSI
If I had a doctor that was a male proctologist, yes.
Wouldn't matter, only sick people get into that field.
No one says "I am either going to be an investment banker, a private security guard, or a butt doctor..." lol
People choose jobs for a reason. Just like people that get picked on a lot become cops.
Maybe it's different.
In Cali each prison has about 5,000 inmates.
700 would not even be a county jail. Ha, ha.
But really, all them ball and assholes....it's going to attract a certain crowd of workers.
Look at the US military. What was the last statistic I heard? 80% of all rape in the military is male-on-male? Ew....
I bet you only think that way because you live in America. As I understand it (someone correct me if I'm wrong) but most other countries don't have the same gay paranoia anti-dick stigma we have here.
It was a job. Yes, the job involved many activities I did not enjoy, such as handling food, escorting murderers, trying to tell little girls that they're not allowed to hug their daddy, etc... Dicks and buttholes were a part of that. Working in a prison doesn't make you gay any more than working as a janitor gives you a scat fetish, or working at an animal shelter makes you a furry.
I am not saying prison guard=faggot.
I am just saying it is common in all those lines of work.
Most straight men in the world do not like dicks and buttholes...just saying.
What country do you live in again?
I do not live in America. I live in the exact opposite side of the planet in Asia.
- wait so.... so what is it.....
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