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#707 - The most lethal in history was Simo Hahya of Finland, if I rem…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... +4
#708 - azraelthemage (02/06/2013) [-]
And OP is still wrong.
#4 - Comment deleted 02/06/2013 on Blackbob Niggerpants 0
#20 - Comment deleted 02/06/2013 on Dunmer feels. 0
#50 - I might have to move to Stavanger, for work. I hope everything…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Is this for real?? +1
#86 - haukeli (02/06/2013) [-]
Everything in Norway is expensive since we have good economy, but since you are moving to Norway for work you should have a good income? I'm norwegian and i'm proud to be, but as all countries we have our flaws! Hope you will have a great stay ;)
#121 - mackigol (02/06/2013) [-]
I work in the oil industry and, with the recent events in North Africa, I decided that the 'danger bonus' for working in these places wasn't quite worth it. I have heard nothing but good things about the Norwegian people and infrastructure, it just seems too good to be a true at times.

It's amazing what well-managed exploitation of a natural resource can do for a country.
#701 - haukeli (02/06/2013) [-]
ah I see, you should be safe in Norway :) Hmm, I won't force my opinion onto you, hope you will have good impression of Norway :D Jepp, did good for this country! Have a nice stay!
#86 - Harrison Ford played the lead role in 'American Graffiti', dir… 02/04/2013 on 20 Astonishing Facts part 2 0
#59 - The gun is attached to a strap that is around his neck. 02/03/2013 on Silent death 0
#182 - Why is this so erotic? 01/30/2013 on Radial Engine 0
#144 - No, they're busy getting shot you penis. Most people'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -1
#151 - jakelguy (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I'd still think "That guy is beating people with a bat, maybe I'd better leave". but thats just me. also, just a little fact for everyone, the worst school massacre of all time, was commited with no guns.
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#139 - 'Mass Killing' The word mass implies a group of peopl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -1
User avatar #140 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
So everyone in a mass shooting is just sitting there, not moving and not trying to fight back? Fuck you're stupid. It's a lot harder to hit a moving target with a gun than a baseball bat
#147 - BrayBoy (01/24/2013) [-]
Man, just ignore the chap. You know and I know hes plain retarded.
Not worth the effort
#144 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
No, they're busy getting shot you penis.

Most people's first thought when someone starts shooting is to get the fuck out of there. Not so much when someone's swinging a stick around.
#151 - jakelguy (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I'd still think "That guy is beating people with a bat, maybe I'd better leave". but thats just me. also, just a little fact for everyone, the worst school massacre of all time, was commited with no guns.
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#131 - Extremely easy? Sorry, I didn't know I was speaking t…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -3
User avatar #134 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
Swing, they're down. Then another to the head while they're down. Not too easy to survive getting your head crushed in. Baseball bats give the perfect amount of leverage to knock the shit out of things. You don't exactly have to be the strongest man alive to swing a bat. Just don't have the upper body strength of an anemic premature baby (which I can only assume you do), and you can kill someone pretty damn easy with a bat
#139 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
'Mass Killing'

The word mass implies a group of people. Is everyone standing around watching while you take down unmoving, reactionless, mannequins?

It's not even worth debating.
User avatar #140 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
So everyone in a mass shooting is just sitting there, not moving and not trying to fight back? Fuck you're stupid. It's a lot harder to hit a moving target with a gun than a baseball bat
#147 - BrayBoy (01/24/2013) [-]
Man, just ignore the chap. You know and I know hes plain retarded.
Not worth the effort
#144 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
No, they're busy getting shot you penis.

Most people's first thought when someone starts shooting is to get the fuck out of there. Not so much when someone's swinging a stick around.
#151 - jakelguy (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I'd still think "That guy is beating people with a bat, maybe I'd better leave". but thats just me. also, just a little fact for everyone, the worst school massacre of all time, was commited with no guns.
Pic not related.
#129 - It's a possibility. A mass killing could not be carr…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -3
User avatar #130 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
It'd be extremely easy to do that actually. And are you implying mass killings weren't a thing before guns?
#131 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
Extremely easy?

Sorry, I didn't know I was speaking to The Incredible Hulk.

User avatar #134 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
Swing, they're down. Then another to the head while they're down. Not too easy to survive getting your head crushed in. Baseball bats give the perfect amount of leverage to knock the shit out of things. You don't exactly have to be the strongest man alive to swing a bat. Just don't have the upper body strength of an anemic premature baby (which I can only assume you do), and you can kill someone pretty damn easy with a bat
#139 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
'Mass Killing'

The word mass implies a group of people. Is everyone standing around watching while you take down unmoving, reactionless, mannequins?

It's not even worth debating.
User avatar #140 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
So everyone in a mass shooting is just sitting there, not moving and not trying to fight back? Fuck you're stupid. It's a lot harder to hit a moving target with a gun than a baseball bat
#147 - BrayBoy (01/24/2013) [-]
Man, just ignore the chap. You know and I know hes plain retarded.
Not worth the effort
#144 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
No, they're busy getting shot you penis.

Most people's first thought when someone starts shooting is to get the fuck out of there. Not so much when someone's swinging a stick around.
#151 - jakelguy (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I'd still think "That guy is beating people with a bat, maybe I'd better leave". but thats just me. also, just a little fact for everyone, the worst school massacre of all time, was commited with no guns.
Pic not related.
#122 - Appropriate name, friend.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -4
User avatar #127 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
Alright, go swing a bat at someone's temple and let me know if you get an assault or murder charge, fuckwit
#129 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
It's a possibility.

A mass killing could not be carried out with a fucking baseball bat, you fucking idiot.
User avatar #130 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
It'd be extremely easy to do that actually. And are you implying mass killings weren't a thing before guns?
#131 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
Extremely easy?

Sorry, I didn't know I was speaking to The Incredible Hulk.

User avatar #134 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
Swing, they're down. Then another to the head while they're down. Not too easy to survive getting your head crushed in. Baseball bats give the perfect amount of leverage to knock the shit out of things. You don't exactly have to be the strongest man alive to swing a bat. Just don't have the upper body strength of an anemic premature baby (which I can only assume you do), and you can kill someone pretty damn easy with a bat
#139 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
'Mass Killing'

The word mass implies a group of people. Is everyone standing around watching while you take down unmoving, reactionless, mannequins?

It's not even worth debating.
User avatar #140 - Onemanretardpack (01/24/2013) [-]
So everyone in a mass shooting is just sitting there, not moving and not trying to fight back? Fuck you're stupid. It's a lot harder to hit a moving target with a gun than a baseball bat
#147 - BrayBoy (01/24/2013) [-]
Man, just ignore the chap. You know and I know hes plain retarded.
Not worth the effort
#144 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
No, they're busy getting shot you penis.

Most people's first thought when someone starts shooting is to get the fuck out of there. Not so much when someone's swinging a stick around.
#151 - jakelguy (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I'd still think "That guy is beating people with a bat, maybe I'd better leave". but thats just me. also, just a little fact for everyone, the worst school massacre of all time, was commited with no guns.
Pic not related.
#33 - 1st year Uni. Should be fun. Good luck with yours.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Physics Student Problems 0
User avatar #35 - moolfle (01/24/2013) [-]
Same to you, you'll probably need it much more. GCSE's are the easiest things in the world, I can't imagine Uni is the same
#30 - I have a physics exam tomorrow as well. What level?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Physics Student Problems 0
User avatar #32 - moolfle (01/24/2013) [-]
I've got one that's a GCSE module. What's yours?
#33 - mackigol (01/24/2013) [-]
1st year Uni. Should be fun.

Good luck with yours.
User avatar #35 - moolfle (01/24/2013) [-]
Same to you, you'll probably need it much more. GCSE's are the easiest things in the world, I can't imagine Uni is the same
#10 - 'Cafe' U wot m8? It's supposed to be a pub/bar. 01/20/2013 on Live Scores +1
#6 - People who want to make fake text conversations and post them …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Knock knock, single is here! +1
User avatar #7 - equinoxxa (01/19/2013) [-]
Touché.
#72 - We have plenty of snow here in Scotland. There isn't any panic… 01/18/2013 on WHY I HATE MY COUNTRY +1
#11 - Did I just watch a two minute video of an owl pretending not t… 01/17/2013 on Cat vs Owl 0
#214 - There are so many thumbs today.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on shrek -2
User avatar #216 - ludislavonac (01/15/2013) [-]
Just set to sort to newest, not highest rated
#9 - 300 ******* years ago. Science advances,… 01/13/2013 on Burn!! 0
#35 - Comment deleted 01/12/2013 on Standards...We don't have them -2
#68 - I kept thinking this was some sort of joke about facial hair, … 01/12/2013 on Deal with it +1
#1 - He tapped him on the shoulder. 01/10/2013 on Pep Guardiola refuses... 0
#136 - No **** , Sherlock. 01/10/2013 on this disturbed me +1
#135 - You're supposed to make a pun. This is not a pun. 01/10/2013 on this disturbed me +3
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User avatar #27 - shedrule (11/01/2012) [-]
how was your game yesterday

tonight was **** utd were lucky to gt to pens
User avatar #4 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
boo no bragging rights haha
#5 to #4 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Unfortunately not!
Maybe next time.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
it was a good game
#7 to #6 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
I've certainly seen worse, can't say I'm not disappointed at being 3rd, rather than 2nd.

Just hope Motherwell and Hearts draw tomorrow.

User avatar #8 to #7 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
i could probably want motherwell to win cause hearts are now on the same points as utd

we need to create as many good end-to-end games ass possible to show we dont need sevco haha
#9 to #8 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
If 'well win they would overtake Aberdeen.

United will be fine, 6 points off third with two game in hand. League winner and Relegated team are foregone conclusions
User avatar #10 to #9 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
the dee are ***** lol

did you get to aberdeen alright? :P

3 pubs in dundee destroyed haha
#11 to #10 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah the problem at Laurencekirk had been cleared up by the end of the game, a 10 minute delay for an accident just outside Dundee and the roads were clear from then on.

I was in The Ambassador before the game, there was a wedding reception upstairs so everyone was packed into the ground floor. I wouldn't say it got 'destroyed' quite a few smashed glasses, a couple of broken chairs. Nothing you wouldn't expect from cramming hundreds of drunk people into one room.
User avatar #12 to #11 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
is that what happened i only heard i dont actually know i also heard whities and the clep had broken windows its usually them 3 that get most of the bother but taysides finest dont do anything
#13 to #12 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Not much they can do.

It's like when we played Sigma Olomouc a few years ago, their fans smashed up a bar and smoked bombed the Pitt Bar. Then, on the return leg, their 'casuals' tear gassed a bar full of Aberdeen fans.

There is no really effective way of dealing with this sort of thing for the police.
User avatar #14 to #13 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
i suppose so

what did you think of the penalty incident in the first half?

i was in the eddie thompson stand so couldnt really tell
#15 to #14 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Anderson on Russell?

Fantastic tackle from what I could see from the Shed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
fair enough it prob was im just wondering if it hit off russell before going out because it was a goal kick when it looked at least a corner from where i was
#17 to #16 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Can't be sure, I'll have to see the highlights.
User avatar #18 to #17 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
same what did someone throw on the pitch?
#19 to #18 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Someone threw a paper cup full of Coke at Stephen Hughes.
User avatar #20 to #19 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
is that all it was haha i thought it was a bottle or at least something hard the way the ref reacted
#21 to #20 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Brines is a total dick.

Just as well it wasn't anything harder.
User avatar #22 to #21 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
i seriously dont think he got any decisions right all game
#25 to #22 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, he seems to have some sort of problem with Andy Considine, sent him off 3 times in one season, all against Celtic, all because of dives.

Who would think that a Catholic R.E teacher from East Glasgow would have some sort of affection for Celtic.

Steven MacLean and Calum Murray seem to be the only decent ones.
User avatar #26 to #25 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
im just not that sure about any ref i dont care if they are bad just be consistently bad

anyyway im off its been a long day
#23 to #22 - mackigol (10/20/2012) [-]
So long as he isn't refereeing the QF v St Mirren, I'm happy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - shedrule (10/20/2012) [-]
tbf every ref is as bad as each other i hate collum
User avatar #1 - shedrule (10/16/2012) [-]
i friend fellow shedboys haha
#2 to #1 - mackigol (10/16/2012) [-]
Seems to have been a misunderstanding, I'm an Aberdeen fan.

Unfortunately for me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - shedrule (10/16/2012) [-]
haha still friend fellow scottish football fans
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