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Date Signed Up:10/23/2012
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#2 - it says bathroom when it should say bedroom 01/08/2016 on James May +2
#2 - 6 vaginas 01/08/2016 on Dayum gurl -1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Single Dingle Vingle +132
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#3 - was fully awaiting the squirrel climbing over the end and him …  [+] (24 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Darwin would be ashamed +503
#71 - veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
Pretty sure if he peaked inside of that barrel he'd been blown away xD
#7 - imjared (01/05/2016) [-]
i didn't want it to happen
but i was still waiting for it
#69 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I wanted it to happen so bad...
#70 - veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
so edgy, they don't let small kids around you
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#88 - snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-]
i wanted it to happen too. I mean i go ground squirrel shooting all the time, and there's a lot of animals that are perfectly acceptable to shoot deer, antelope, bison, doves, quail, duck, carp, moose, just a fuck ton of animals so why not a squirrel. It's not edgy, its good ol', back to our roots, instinctual, dirty caveman fun. and i love it
#102 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
meese are acceptable to shoot but you dont have the balls to try
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#112 - snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-]
of all the comments in this thread, this one is actually the edgiest
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#114 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
how though? meese are hard as fuck to kill im just saying if you saw a moose would you shoot it with a shotgun or whatever this dude hunts squirrels with?
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#115 - snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-]
no i'd shoot it with my 7mm Mag or my Dad's 300 Ultra. why the fuck would you shoot a moose with a shotgun?
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#116 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
uh i dunno maybe to aid in lighting its antlers on fire and leading an angry flaming moose the size of a truck into a daycare filled with small children or do you guys not do that where youre from?
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#117 - snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-]
fuck are you on
#123 - imjared (01/06/2016) [-]
>>#116
Probably /k/
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#108 - sovngarde (01/05/2016) [-]
"Meese"
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#109 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
i was expecting this reply and it still got me giggling
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#110 - sovngarde (01/05/2016) [-]
Why say it then?
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#111 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
because meese sounds right and im hoping itll catch on one day
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#113 - sovngarde (01/05/2016) [-]
fair enough
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#73 - averagemcgee (01/05/2016) [-]
it's a squirrel man, how's that edgy?
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#87 - jonandstuff (01/05/2016) [-]
Because wanting to see a squirrel, who is rather cute looking and not really doing anything bad get blown apart is just fucked up. Edgy, maybe not, I don't know what the difference is between being a mentally sadistic cunt and being an edgy cunt is, but I don't know.

Shooting a squirrel because they are fucking with shit, understandable, not my thing, but to each their own.

Shooting a squirrel for the food, not my thing, but a man's got to eat.

With where the squirrel was, the body would have been obliterated, the death serving no purpose. Now I am not going to argue the value of a squirrels life, I am not going to be a psycho who compares him wanting to see a squirrel blown apart as the same thing as wanting to see human blown apart, there is a slight difference. However most people who enjoy seeing a squirrel blown apart, would also enjoy seeing a human blown apart, or will and are working up to enjoying it. I think.

I personally try to not kill without a purpose, and don't really like how people say it's just a... Who cares, senseless death is not something we can avoid but shouldn't be something people enjoy seeing really happen.

But fuck me right, I am going to get down voted for this probably, I usually avoid posting my opinions on funny junk because I don't want to get into shit, but I actually stand by this opinion I have and want to vocalize it, and I accept the consequences. I eat meat, I eat a good bit of meat, I don't really care about the environment as much as I should, but something not harming anything should not be hurt.
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#104 - magicmatchsticks (01/05/2016) [-]
The purpose is removing the retarded one from the gene pool so it doesn't hurt every other squirrel it breeds with. Like a darwin award.
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#120 - jonandstuff (01/06/2016) [-]
At my old farm, my great grandfather who was a native american used to feed the raccoon mother and babies that lived peacefully in his barn in the woods on our property. He used to take my grandfather out there and they would feed them together, doing some father and son bonding, before getting the various tools they needed from the barn, my grandfather carried on the tradition to my father, my father is not my father by blood but he and my mother got together when I was just a baby. I have no blood link to the natives and the land we live on, and my father is barely any native himself, so I'm not going to be the white guy who pretends he is some native because he has some link to it barely, but my great grandfather truly did. When I go to that barn now, three generations later, these raccoon will walk up to you like a dog and eat from your hands if they are awake and you are offering. They are not rabid, they are not loving but they are friendly, they are cautious, but you show respect and they will see it. They will respect you in return.

An animal is not stupid for trusting a man, a man is stupid for breaking that animals trust.

I am not a native, I am just trying to pass the point that some animals, whether they learn it from conditioning, see humans all the time, or they can see something inside of certain people, they trust you. I try to never presume an animal is stupider than me, and I think when a wild animal seems to look at you, as if it sees you, and does not fear you (Although this could be sign of rabies in some cases, you have to be smart, always keep distance) it think that is the most beautiful feeling I have ever felt.

I sound like some nature fag now, but you know, I respect the wild, and friendly animals aren't always stupid, maybe some see something special inside that person, maybe some are rabid, maybe some are really bad at reading a persons character. I don't know, I never will. I prefer to believe that there is some slight bit of magic in this hell though.

I do agree with your point though, like how rats actually have learnt and passed on info on how to survive rat traps to their pups, by seeing other rats get killed by similar traps. I don't know if it works in this situation though.
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#101 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
id like to see a nice pouch made out of the little guy
would the pouch be cute to you?
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#119 - jonandstuff (01/06/2016) [-]
You were trying to be a cock, but I'll answer. Not cute, no, but if you needed a pouch and a squirrel was necesary for the job, great. I am not saying, save the squirrels, I'm just saying the blast from his gun is this case would waste it, it would be obliterated. It would be a kill just for the sake of a kill. A true animal hunter does not kill for the kill, he kills for the hunt, and he does not leave his preys corpse to rot, he uses it. An obliterated squirrel has no purpose. So killing it that way would just be sick, and wanting to see it happen with such joy as the guy above had, is also sick. Also fuck you, "Would that be cute to you?" did you feel cool typing that? Like some badass or did you think it would rustle my jim jams? I don't care what anyone kills, as long as it has a reason. Meaningless killing for just pure enjoyment of taking a life is something I dislike.
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#86 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
He meant the kid is edgy for wanting to see a squirrel get a blow job. ;)
#108 - he actually got close to 12 million for the fight, his pay fro… 12/15/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +10
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#54 - mackenmover (09/26/2015) [-]
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#4 - and there is my answer, thank you good sir  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Question 0
#5 - thatsdrfryetoyou (09/25/2015) [-]
unconscious people cannot give consent either, so I'd argue that's not the determining factor... how about cross-species copulation and therefore it is bestiality even to mate with elves?
#8 - sharknik (09/25/2015) [-]
Now I completely agree that consent would not be the deciding factor, but it's BEASTiality and yay though I may be a Dwarf Fortress player, I don't think we can consider elves a race of non sentient beasts. Args and Khas may appear similar to beasts, but I'd say that since they're sentient races, and evolved from animals albeit having different ancestors, they count as humanoids.
#13 - thatsdrfryetoyou (10/06/2015) [-]
would boning a chimpanzee be bestiality? then what about human ancestors or even neanderthals? where is the line? Species differentiation is the simplest and clearest determining factor
#3 - i am so sorry, that was so insensitive of me! 09/25/2015 on Question 0
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