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#138 - Hey, that's my cat Roxie.  [+] (27 replies) 02/13/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... +1
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#176 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Or you could ya know just get a new cat...make the old one just *disappear wink wink* little bit of antifreeze and a microwave.
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#177 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my brother would notice if there's a different cat in the house... maybe not actually, she spends a lot more time with me than him.
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#178 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Well then looks like we have a game plan. K what kinda new kitty do you want? I got what you need.
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#179 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
A little bigger, with a long snout. One that wags it's tail when it's happy and goes to the bathroom outside. Soooo... a dog. Yeah, a dog.
#180 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Best I could do on such short notice. Gonna be 50$ for 1 or 60$ for the pair.
#181 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't have something more.... I don't know... Puffy?
#182 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Ok just got off the phone with my specilty import guy and its gonna cost an arm and a leg but I think I can sneak you one in.
#183 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
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#184 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Just need your First,middle,last name social security number, credit card number, home address, phone number and FJ account password. And delivery will be withing 1 and 9001 business days.
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#185 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Do you take FunnyJunk points?
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#186 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Depends if this is a RL transaction. Ironicall I have 18 chickens in back yard at the moment. 3 of them are those fluffy chickens the others are all laying hens.
#140 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Here is a picture of my dog rei. We even?
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#141 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
It's just a weird coincidence you rolled her, and I happen to be looking through the comments.
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#142 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Uh...hu....well....so whats up?
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#147 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing, I suppose. What's up with you?
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#148 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing just fucking around...trying to potty train my pup since she feels the need to piss on everything I own atleast once.
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#153 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, she looks like she's just a baby. It'll take time. Or maybe she's breaking in her new house? What breed is she? She looks like a black lab.
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#154 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
mini pincher and boston terrier I think..a mutt but still a cute little thang
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#164 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so she's a small/medium dog. Mutts make the best pets.
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#166 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
She is gonna be like 10 inches tall at the max and skinny as hell. I love it she is adorable. I miss having a cat though.
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#168 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah, cats are evil... and bipolar. I've had 2 before who were nice, but most others are mean. My arm just got mauled by my brothers cat, Roxie. She takes playing too far.
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#170 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Spank her. I used to have a cat name lunchbox. Let me tell you bit about her before hand. This is the meanest cat I have ever seen, I honestly think sabertooth tigers would of been nicer then this cat. Also she had a crooked ass tail it was like a zig zag. This cat was pure fucking evil she would go from 0 to Im gonna attack your face for fun in a second. Now the story. Im sitting on my couch and lunch is chiling being all nice for once. It unsetteled me...I attempt to pet her she lets me even purs a bit. FF 3 seconds BAM I shit you not this cat pounced on my face and left me with 12 stiches. Needless to say I diddnt look for her when she snuck outside.
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#171 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Yeah, see? Bipolar. lol. The thing with my brothers cat is she never learned her scratches hurt. She didn't grow up with a mom or a litter, he found her in a box alone. My brother never taught her how to play correctly, or disciplines her. I kinda don't want to disciplines someone else's cat.
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#172 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
You spank her (lightly) Or You declaw her...or you can get the rubber nails they put on there nails. My mom had a cat with pink nails hue.
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#173 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
My brother wouldn't spend money to declaw her. Also she goes outside, so she needs them. What he does is gets them filed down every time he takes her to a vet. But they grow back FAST. I've never heard of rubber nails. I just googled them. Looks like a good idea.
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#174 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Your best bet kinda spendy though but great for the long run. Also squirt her with a water bottle that might help.
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#175 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah we always used a water bottle. Especially when my old cats used to yowl at 5am outside the bedroon door for food. I'll try that for a bit. See if she learns her lesson.
#69 - Relevant  [+] (2 replies) 02/09/2014 on Hot chick +32
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#118 - saturninepariah (02/09/2014) [-]
sauce if anyone is interested.
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#106 - fuckyouusername (02/09/2014) [-]
oh fuck yes
#20 - Marine Tube.  [+] (4 replies) 01/29/2014 on Fixed +30
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#37 - strangemoo (01/29/2014) [-]
Wha.. Is this in X/Y?
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#38 - garaichu (01/29/2014) [-]
Black 2 and White 2
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#43 - strangemoo (01/29/2014) [-]
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#27 - stripey (01/29/2014) [-]
That's awesome
#2 - Everyone says that. It's hard to believe she was obtained from…  [+] (1 reply) 01/20/2014 on Cone of Shame +8
#15 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
I work for Target. We do not sell cats.