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#24 - Anybody got a wallpaper version of that? Humbly please. 09/16/2013 on Just remember +3
#36 - You double posted the same picture, and didn't cease to receiv… 07/06/2013 on Try this at home -11
#43 - Where do you people keep finding these decent homeless guys? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on GENIUS +3
#53 - repostsrepost (06/08/2013) [-]
All I can ever find are niggers who ask for 36 cents
#5 - Umm, why does he look like bald Keanu? 06/08/2013 on GOOGLES 0
#53 - Dredd. Judge Dredd. 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen +4
#22 - "I have AIDS and sperm tentacles" 06/02/2013 on Well that was a bit harsh. 0
#17 - Well, I meant it the other way around. Husband is probably try…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title +1
User avatar #20 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Ah right, I see your angle. Fortunately I have noticed that most women believe that their husbands would definitely never forget something that important (apparently) so it's usually blaggable.

If you find yourself in that situation it's probably best to find the nearest florist's and an internet café though.
#32 - tehphire (06/01/2013) [-]
wtf is "blaggable"
User avatar #33 - Snookbone (06/02/2013) [-]
It is slang where I come from to use the word "blag" to describe something you are going to improvise on the spot. Example:

A: Did you study for that essay we're doing today.
B: Nah, I'll blag it, it'll be fine.
#14 - "And honey, what did you type in?" Faulty l…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title 0
User avatar #15 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Once she types it in, the computer will connect automatically from there anyway so yeah...
#17 - machonzee (06/01/2013) [-]
Well, I meant it the other way around. Husband is probably trying not to be guilty of forgetting the wedding date, so the conversation would most probably go like this:

Husband: "But what format? Like, Month/Day/Year?"
Wife: "Well, what did you type in?"
Husband: " ... the date in format Month/Day/Year. "
Wife: "Ye, which date?"
Husband: "..."

Trust me, I grew up in a female-dominated family.
User avatar #20 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Ah right, I see your angle. Fortunately I have noticed that most women believe that their husbands would definitely never forget something that important (apparently) so it's usually blaggable.

If you find yourself in that situation it's probably best to find the nearest florist's and an internet café though.
#32 - tehphire (06/01/2013) [-]
wtf is "blaggable"
User avatar #33 - Snookbone (06/02/2013) [-]
It is slang where I come from to use the word "blag" to describe something you are going to improvise on the spot. Example:

A: Did you study for that essay we're doing today.
B: Nah, I'll blag it, it'll be fine.
#23 - *for booze. 06/01/2013 on Rejected Trainer Types 0
#13 - Draven? 05/28/2013 on Best Khaleesi 2013 +1
#19 - o', Quin: din Hill" driving oder I mun ' amp I a… 05/28/2013 on Deep north 0
#3 - It is from a movie Catch me if you can, where Tom Hanks plays … 05/25/2013 on Tom Hanks At His Best +6
#62 - DJ 4DM1N, stop having top comments everywhere! Please 05/17/2013 on Me sides +3
#11 - Thumbnail? 04/16/2013 on Congrats, would you like a... 0
#13 - Did ... ... did it actually bounce back? Awesome 04/07/2013 on Squirrel gets catapulted +1
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#507 - **machonzee rolls 41,072** 02/20/2013 on This is too perfect +1
#66 - I don't think it offers me a solution :-) 02/13/2013 on Please Don't Make Me Solve... 0
#49 - Hey, you, Americans, you call that grill? 02/13/2013 on What a hoot -3
#17 - out of nowhere  [+] (16 new replies) 11/20/2012 on FJ logic #2 +16
#29 - zean (11/20/2012) [-]
You called?
#21 - Wazzy (11/20/2012) [-]
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#72 - tropius (11/21/2012) [-]
Thread killer out of nowhere.
#76 - thatonesouthernkid (11/21/2012) [-]
nah.
#99 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
been a while since ive been in a spidey thread.
#111 - shaddowmarshal (11/21/2012) [-]
#122 - thestrangestboner (11/21/2012) [-]
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#74 - avacyne (11/21/2012) [-]
#988 - **machonzee rolls 516,625** Woot, roll thread all over! Watc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on Epic Rolls Comp 0
User avatar #2034 - tripledubs (09/13/2012) [-]
Well I sure am mighty, but I'm not yours.
#45 - Do you think she ... well ... umm, gave a blowjob? Just imagin… 09/07/2012 on How long does a queen last? -3
#5 - And would you still be able to do it without writing down the … 09/05/2012 on Math Skills -1
#3 - Totally :-) Although 34*77 might be quite hard to calculate lol.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Math Skills -1
User avatar #4 - zoef (09/05/2012) [-]
70*30=2100
70*4=280
7*30=210
7*4=28
2380+238=2618

it's doable from the top of your head. you can get really lucky ones like 10*22 or something
#5 - machonzee (09/05/2012) [-]
And would you still be able to do it without writing down the mid-steps?

Well, of course, anyone with average brain would be able to. What I mean that it would simply encourage using a calculator or so, because it would not take as much time needed to process this. And that would kind of ruin the type-fast-think-faster captcha game it is now.
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