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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Unimportant damn stalkers
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#628 - thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal -1
#33 - Is this anime worth watching?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Ima boop your head -1
User avatar #35 - infinitereaper (06/20/2014) [-]
yeah, one of the best in overall terms of this ending season actually
#34 - I thumbed it down. Then I noticed and thumb it back. 06/20/2014 on Games -1
#19 - Well, you try that all the time anyway, don't you? 06/19/2014 on Unpopular opinion puffin 0
#14 - My wallpaper. Is it the same llama? 05/28/2014 on Llamas i love em +2
#15 - Yep, definitely. 04/21/2014 on molly hooper +45
#91 - I loved Swedish Erotica 01/25/2014 on The Cockpit of Shame +1
#7 - Hater, instant thumb down 01/24/2014 on I think I just shit the Queen +2
#5 - The Meow Meow drug! 01/12/2014 on Your time has come to an... 0
#4 - Here in Czech republic, I can buy an average of 10 beers for t… 01/06/2014 on They lied to me, but I'm ok... -3
#2 - Picture 01/06/2014 on machonzee's profile 0
#1 - RIP, you changed the world! please get this  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2013 on separated at birth +4
#2 - funnysorontur (12/27/2013) [-]
Glad we're on the same page
#5 - skelebones (12/27/2013) [-]
OHHH i get it...

MLK quote
MF picture
NM subject
User avatar #6 - serterazi (12/27/2013) [-]
you forgot "rest in peace in peace"
#7 - skelebones (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - serterazi (12/27/2013) [-]
and "295 years old"
#9 - skelebones (12/27/2013) [-]
oh fuck you. first i felt blind. now i feel slow and blind.
User avatar #10 - serterazi (12/27/2013) [-]
Don;t think bad of me
I seriously thought "i have a dream" is NM's.
#11 - skelebones (12/27/2013) [-]
I dont.
i know that feel bro
#1337 - **machonzee rolls 25** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#20 - No, he learns how awesome and caring parents he has. 12/06/2013 on Awesome parents! +10
#9 - Ummm, 9gag picture taken by Nokia 3310 camera? 11/18/2013 on Review on $1600 pair of nikes 0
#24 - I actually liked some of the Med school Dont bash me, it w… 09/24/2013 on Gotta love the janitor +2
#24 - Anybody got a wallpaper version of that? Humbly please. 09/16/2013 on Just remember +3
#36 - You double posted the same picture, and didn't cease to receiv… 07/06/2013 on Try this at home -11
#43 - Where do you people keep finding these decent homeless guys? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on GENIUS +3
#53 - repostsrepost (06/08/2013) [-]
All I can ever find are niggers who ask for 36 cents
#5 - Umm, why does he look like bald Keanu? 06/08/2013 on GOOGLES 0
#53 - Dredd. Judge Dredd. 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen +4
#22 - "I have AIDS and sperm tentacles" 06/02/2013 on Well that was a bit harsh. 0
#17 - Well, I meant it the other way around. Husband is probably try…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title +1
User avatar #20 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Ah right, I see your angle. Fortunately I have noticed that most women believe that their husbands would definitely never forget something that important (apparently) so it's usually blaggable.

If you find yourself in that situation it's probably best to find the nearest florist's and an internet café though.
#32 - tehphire (06/01/2013) [-]
wtf is "blaggable"
User avatar #33 - Snookbone (06/02/2013) [-]
It is slang where I come from to use the word "blag" to describe something you are going to improvise on the spot. Example:

A: Did you study for that essay we're doing today.
B: Nah, I'll blag it, it'll be fine.
#14 - "And honey, what did you type in?" Faulty l…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title 0
User avatar #15 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Once she types it in, the computer will connect automatically from there anyway so yeah...
#17 - machonzee (06/01/2013) [-]
Well, I meant it the other way around. Husband is probably trying not to be guilty of forgetting the wedding date, so the conversation would most probably go like this:

Husband: "But what format? Like, Month/Day/Year?"
Wife: "Well, what did you type in?"
Husband: " ... the date in format Month/Day/Year. "
Wife: "Ye, which date?"
Husband: "..."

Trust me, I grew up in a female-dominated family.
User avatar #20 - Snookbone (06/01/2013) [-]
Ah right, I see your angle. Fortunately I have noticed that most women believe that their husbands would definitely never forget something that important (apparently) so it's usually blaggable.

If you find yourself in that situation it's probably best to find the nearest florist's and an internet café though.
#32 - tehphire (06/01/2013) [-]
wtf is "blaggable"
User avatar #33 - Snookbone (06/02/2013) [-]
It is slang where I come from to use the word "blag" to describe something you are going to improvise on the spot. Example:

A: Did you study for that essay we're doing today.
B: Nah, I'll blag it, it'll be fine.
#23 - *for booze. 06/01/2013 on Rejected Trainer Types 0
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#5 to #4 - machonzee (06/23/2014) [-]
OP actually delivered!
User avatar #6 to #5 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers, my friend. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?
#7 to #6 - machonzee (06/23/2014) [-]
Will you stay true to the Way of the Moose?
#8 to #7 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Born a Moose. Live like a Moose. Die like a Moose.
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
first comment on your profile
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