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Date Signed Up:10/23/2011
Last Login:5/16/2013
Location:Bend over and I will show ya
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    Uploaded: 04/03/13
    Don't forget to drink it Don't forget to drink it
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    Uploaded: 03/23/12
    Jesus Bong Jesus Bong
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    Uploaded: 03/13/12
    NOT WOAH NOT WOAH
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    I don't always I don't always
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    Uploaded: 12/29/11
    This is what we should do This is what we should do
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    Uploaded: 12/24/11
    Good Girl Grace Good Girl Grace
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#38 - Oh yes. Thumb for you sir! 05/15/2013 on Dog, still man's best... +2
#34 - Let me get my marshmallows! 05/05/2013 on I got this.. +3
#406 - In the midwest, we like to call it pop. 05/01/2013 on It's pop not soda +1
#218 - I only roll the freshest of dubs *roll 2* 04/29/2013 on Eat Fresh 0
#31 - Yall need tuh stop postin pix of food n shit on dat nstagram c… 04/24/2013 on Lyfe, knowwhumsayin'? 0
#2 - I never noticed. That is truly awesome XD 04/24/2013 on Lebowski +6
#109 - >be 11-12 >sitting in class, teacher reading >…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on I wish I was as smart as him 0
#261 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Just so you know, *Know.
#262 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Or *Knew.
#100 - All the janitors are Mexican in my school so I read that as &q… 04/24/2013 on I wish I was as smart as him +9
#97 - Are your parents ass holes? Cuz you the shit! 04/18/2013 on Tails of a Bouncer +1
#96 - My favorite: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? or: fuck me if I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Tails of a Bouncer -2
#101 - feedmeh (04/18/2013) [-]
Best one I've heard was probably about as straight forward as they go:
"I want to... stick it in you."

Never seen somebody slapped that hard before nor since.
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