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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:USA
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Content Thumbs: 1037 total,  1150 ,  113
Comment Thumbs: 558 total,  608 ,  50
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 84 Content: Srs Business → Level 85 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 150 Comments: Faptastic → Level 151 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:49996
Times Content Favorited:171 times
Total Comments Made:109
FJ Points:2333

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#42 - shut up gay retard  [+] (17 new replies) 01/29/2016 on (ART) Some BoI Fanart +36
#106 - mvtjets (01/29/2016) [-]
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#89 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
>2016
>Not using webms/mp4s
#90 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
That's what happens when you are new here, you are pretty much unoriginal and in reality, fucking unfunny (Although the unfunny part doesn't really go here, but fuck it)

So umm, apologies for not using webms and mp4, I guess, I dunno
#91 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
**putinlover used "*roll picture*"**
**putinlover rolled image** k
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#92 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
That picture will definitely make me happy
#93 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
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#96 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
The fuck is happening here?
#97 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
i dont fuckin know
#98 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
That actually made me chuckle, not gonna lie
#99 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
what is this
#100 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
Well, a screwdriver, umm torch, tool set, popcorn maker, vacuum, an evil seed of what you've done and...a gun...
#102 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
i meant what are we doing
#103 - emilwolf (01/29/2016) [-]
Killing our brain cells slowly?
#104 - putinlover (01/29/2016) [-]
#34 - my potions are too strong for you traveler 11/23/2015 on Perfect +4
#39 - After recapping the battle of gods and res. f, DB super is go… 10/04/2015 on Asians 0
#67 - Because shes not, shes like 15 because the movie its from was …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Is This A Fetish? -2
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#71 - vorarephilia (09/27/2015) [-]
just for clarification, the actress herself is US legal at the time of filming. I had to pull out a calculator and do some google searches but at the time of the films release she was 19 years old. 19 years 0 months 22 days old

the character in the film is 15.
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#69 - corporate (09/27/2015) [-]
she was 20 when this was filmed. Are you even trying?
#18 - Honestly if a remaster of RDR came to pc and ran at least as g…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Headshot +35
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#19 - mrshrapnel (06/14/2015) [-]
Honestly, me too.
Always wanted to play it but never owned a console, neither were i gonna buy a sonsole for jsut one game when i have a PC.
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#43 - shenro (06/15/2015) [-]
then buy a console for more than 1 game, there must surely be some console exclusives that you always wished you could play
#50 - xyzzyman (06/15/2015) [-]
PS3 and XBOX 360 are both super cheap used now. And GameStop's have tons of cheap uses games, including RDR for like $8. Even cheaper on the B2G1 sales. Hell, they even have a bundle with RDR for $80. www.gamestop.com/xbox-360/consoles/xbox-360-20gb-refurbished-blast-from-the-past-system-bundle/ (I'm particular to PS3 though myself)
#126 - am i missing something here? it only looks like one shia  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Millions of Shias perfectly... 0
#128 - nicsau (06/08/2015) [-]
no its one million shias perfectly synced
#127 - thorseph (06/08/2015) [-]
that'sthejoke.jpeg
#133 - fangfox (06/08/2015) [-]
Here you go
#134 - thorseph (06/08/2015) [-]
oh i have it, just looking it up takes time
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#136 - fangfox (06/08/2015) [-]
[small]Oh, okay, hehe[small]
#1907 - Comment deleted 05/10/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#20 - I can confirm this as true, i took the tail off of a lizard at… 05/07/2015 on Lizard tail +1
#1235 - Was thinking of a name for Xbox live, this was a suggested nam… 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0
#84 - Im actually starting to watch Dragonball. Ive started with the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Frieza's new form. 0
#86 - anon (03/22/2015) [-]
Well kai is remastered Z so it might be better to watch that instead of dbz and GT aint that bad atleast i quite liked it
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