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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
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#20 - Charlie Sheen's father. 08/21/2012 on Think about these... +4
#95 - I love these. 08/17/2012 on What is this i dont even... 0
#2 - you fart her til what?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Just every single Danish... 0
User avatar #3 - mrfukalot (08/16/2012) [-]
Danish translation here:

I fart - Means something like, "on the way", "elevator is moving", something like that.
Hertil - To here.
#14 - On Devil's night kids go there and have roman candle fights in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Cool Places Comp 3 0
User avatar #15 - afternoon (08/16/2012) [-]
Dude that sounds awesome where I live, on Devils night we gotta worry about a bunch of douche bags throwing eggs at your house or something.
#6 - This is in Ontario, Canada. I just wanted to throw in some…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Cool Places Comp 3 +1
User avatar #9 - afternoon (08/16/2012) [-]
I've been to Canada but not Ontario. Ill have to put it on my "Places to Visit List"
User avatar #14 - machinaeprime (08/16/2012) [-]
On Devil's night kids go there and have roman candle fights in costumes. They're usually themed for like one team is pirates, other ninjas, or zombies vs. mutants. Its pretty sick.
User avatar #15 - afternoon (08/16/2012) [-]
Dude that sounds awesome where I live, on Devils night we gotta worry about a bunch of douche bags throwing eggs at your house or something.
#246 - Heroes, got canceled after the fourth season. Probably due to …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Inner beauty you say :) +2
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#1 - Kill yourself. 08/15/2012 on And they say the Germans... -2
#9 - Student loans from Ontario. $ 150 000 For your undergrad. 08/15/2012 on Morbid for students 0
#16 - Then clearly you aren't paying enough attention to his naked u… 08/15/2012 on Inner beauty you say :) +20
#14 - Also his chest hair makes the batman symbol.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Inner beauty you say :) +53
User avatar #245 - krispbacin (08/15/2012) [-]
What show is all this from?
User avatar #246 - machinaeprime (08/15/2012) [-]
Heroes, got canceled after the fourth season. Probably due to the massive plot holes, but its great, and has sexy people with super powers. And psychopaths.
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#15 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
I never noticed that.
#16 - machinaeprime (08/15/2012) [-]
Then clearly you aren't paying enough attention to his naked upper body.
#11 - Sylar is best homicidal maniac.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Inner beauty you say :) +87
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#61 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
nope dexter.
#13 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
Hell yeah he is.
#14 - machinaeprime (08/15/2012) [-]
Also his chest hair makes the batman symbol.
User avatar #245 - krispbacin (08/15/2012) [-]
What show is all this from?
User avatar #246 - machinaeprime (08/15/2012) [-]
Heroes, got canceled after the fourth season. Probably due to the massive plot holes, but its great, and has sexy people with super powers. And psychopaths.
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#15 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
I never noticed that.
#16 - machinaeprime (08/15/2012) [-]
Then clearly you aren't paying enough attention to his naked upper body.
#9 - I swear that she is talking to a banana. 08/15/2012 on How? 0
#35 - Incorrect, if he came on her face every time, she wouldn't be a mom. 08/15/2012 on Definition of slut is ... +11
#24 - Because Cheyenne Mountain is where the Stargate is held in the show.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2012 on Safe +10
#56 - waffies (08/13/2012) [-]
#198 - Thats the joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on Skyrim +4
#199 - robotgoose (08/11/2012) [-]
OH COCKS, I just realized that the guy who says so is Farengar Secret-Fire.

mfw
#55 - If any one cares, here is the link to all 5 seasons. www. … 08/07/2012 on Johnny Bravo and Panty 0
#17 - I like to think that I'm a feminist. Because I believe in equa…  [+] (27 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Equality +152
#521 - simfar (08/07/2012) [-]
thats fair enough, but i think content is directing at the fact that some girls are fucking twats and that this man (who is potentially guilty/innocent) has been hopelessly outnumbered by 'feminists' (extremists more like) who believe the word of a woman over a man no matter the consequences or situation!

9/10 girls I know are users and abusers anyway......
#268 - sefercil (08/07/2012) [-]
i like how one chick said she was a humanist. i don't like how she was showing off her boobs the whole time though. and the over doing it "feminists" should even be called that. there are feminazis and feminists. equality is best when it is actually attempted without excessive action. you don't need an extreme amount of recognition to have an opinion, i just think people need to actually say what they think and discuss this stuff in a civil manner.

quite frankly, i hate how women are portrayed in video games. they are rarely taken seriously. if i ever can get into the industry, i will create a girl that isn't sexually overdone while having a sense of being a woman. usually it is a sexy women and a tomboy. there is rarely an in between. samus was cool until the really skintight zero suit. she is still badass.

i am rambling xD but i want everyone to realize we can coexist while respecting the female body and the male body as beautiful things. females are sexy, curvy, beautiful and all. but saturating media with only those types of girls is pathetic. we can do better as a society. and beauty isn't everything. embrace every person and you may find happiness.

i wonder if the coffee is done...
#143 - benjah (08/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #130 - KOMAFIFTYSIX (08/07/2012) [-]
I don't like the term "feminist". It makes it seem like you're only supporting women. I think they should call themselves "egalitarianists." That way you support equality between sexes and not just females. Iunno that's just my 2 cents.
User avatar #450 - crazyanger (08/07/2012) [-]
But most feminists dont support equality. They want more...
User avatar #20 - crazyhindu (08/07/2012) [-]
you know honestly as a guy i dont have a problem with feminists its the crazy ones who claim rape and abuse from a guy even glancing at them
User avatar #93 - alphasaur (08/07/2012) [-]
The problem is that some feminists really demand more rights for women, than man
User avatar #22 - bgsstarbuck (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm sick of those kind of women that claim they want equality when in reality want to be dominant. 9 times out of 10 women win court cases over men have it be Child support, child custody, "rape". The truth is women DO have it better in this world and most (decent) men are willing to look past it.
User avatar #23 - crazyhindu (08/07/2012) [-]
yeah im all for equality i mean with the whole equal pay stuff, yeah you work just as hard as me or even harder you deserve it, but just the whole nope im a women so i deserve it because fuck you. and just like this poor guy who lost five years of his life cause some girl tried to make some money off this guy i would fucking sue the shit out of her he fucking deserves alot of money or something
User avatar #25 - bgsstarbuck (08/07/2012) [-]
Oh I would hit her with a Law Suit so big her grandchildren will finish paying it off
User avatar #321 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
You don't know too much about debt/lawsuits do you?



User avatar #473 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
Lol at red thumbs. Shows what FJ knows.



Debt rarely carries over to children. (in-fact almost never)

Why? Because it's not their debt.
#486 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
you're wrong. if a parent takes a mortgage on a house and dies before paying it off, they can leave it to their next of kin in a will - whom then inherits the debt of the mortgage.
User avatar #498 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
My comment was about lawsuits.

I also said almost never, and you're still wrong. You get an option, to pay off the house, or sell it you retard.

Source: Did it two years ago when my mom died. (Dad died far earlier)
#509 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, but personal anecdote is not a plausible grounds for argument; this is known as a fallacy of composition (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_composition).

also, i don't think you need to insult me when talking - we are, after all, both adults. also, law suits do carry over from person to person. the lawsuit is not directed against a person, but rather their estate. that way, if unable to pay through monetary means, the courts can detract from their net worth (sell cars, etc.). And in this way, the debt can indeed carry over to next of kin.
User avatar #534 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
LOL. No they don't... I'm not aboout to argue with you dude.

Just go call your lawyer. I already had a huge conversation about this with mine no less than a year ago. My mom's debt was not carried to me. Nor did the civil lawsuit my dad was in when he died.

Even common sense will over-power you here man. You may be related, but it's not your life. You don't make their choices.

Good try Anon.
#604 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
just so you know, the sarcasm you use in your responses is a defence mechanism people subconsciously resort to when they feel threatened or over-powered. I just want you to know that there is no need for sarcasm in this conversation. I'm confident I am right, you choose to believe otherwise - fair enough. There is nothing in this conversation to make either of us right or wrong (ignoring your use of swear words) and so you shouldn't feel frustrated or wronged; this is just how people talk in the real world: with conviction and bluntness.
User avatar #605 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm a psychology major. Don't lecture me baby.

I only read your first sentence by the way, you're projecting you're issues on to me. Don't let your past control your present babe.
#612 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
*your issues. It's okay, I majored in something worthwhile so I know a little grammar
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#500 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
probably because they didn't leave it to you in a will. the house is your parents property; when they die, it automatically becomes the bank's because of the financing they have put into it, unless the parents specifically state they want it to be given to next of kin - essentially, the kin taking their place in the mortgage. Alternatively, the house may have been offered to your brother, as he was older, and he could have refused to inherit it, thereby giving it to the bank due to the financing clause aforementioned.
User avatar #570 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
Lemme help you out: But once again, we didn't have to pay it off, we sold it.

"Whether you are responsible for your parents' mortgage will probably depend on whether your name is on the title to the house, but IANAL and you need to consult one at this point - and before you start paying anything, because if it turns out they are NOT responsible, a creditor might try to bully them into paying anyway. A lawyer can help sort this out."

What I've said, if you look at my original comment, was almost never... Mortage cases are rare. Also it's one of the only ways debt will carry.

Like I said though, it usually Won't happen unless your parents are complete fucking idiots. So ask your lawyer, like I've said.
User avatar #538 - GainesWorthy (08/07/2012) [-]
/facepalm.

It was left to my brother.

(deleted this comment to phrase the situation a little better.)

PLEASE JUST GO ASK YOUR LAWYER. YOU'RE WRONG.
User avatar #27 - crazyhindu (08/07/2012) [-]
i dont know if he did but he did get a full ride through school and i think he is or was in the nfl
User avatar #29 - bgsstarbuck (08/07/2012) [-]
I think he was allowed to tryout for the NFL idk if he is or ever was
User avatar #28 - crazyhindu (08/07/2012) [-]
i was wrong he still is trying out
#28 - Its originally twilight fan fiction, thats what the author wro…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on 50 shades of bullshit +70
User avatar #75 - MakiChan (07/18/2012) [-]
i like to read books and well when something goes all nuts and popular i try to read it to see what the big deal is. both twilight and shades i hardly got through a quarter of it before the bad writting gave me a headache.
#165 - hookydoo (07/18/2012) [-]
dude, read this series. its fucking sex on go-karts in a car chase through a volcano!
The movie did not do these books any justice at all. each book I've read so far has been one big blood bath where everyone dies except john carter.

<pic semi related, its the cover of the last book
User avatar #33 - zurek (07/17/2012) [-]
I don't know why he is being thumbed down, he is 100% correct.
#157 - No problem bro, I feel the same way. Thank you in return.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on porn secret 0
#158 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
#147 - Well I suppose if you don't have a certain fetish you could vi…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2012 on porn secret 0
User avatar #155 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true... I guess it's how you view it.
(And hey thanks for not being a dick about this, nice to have a grown up argument every now and then.)
User avatar #157 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
No problem bro, I feel the same way. Thank you in return.
#158 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
#143 - Do you mean other types of porn or other people?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2012 on porn secret 0
User avatar #145 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Other types of porn.
User avatar #147 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Well I suppose if you don't have a certain fetish you could view the porn and the people viewing the porn or partaking in said fetish in private, you could view it as degrading, or shameful.
User avatar #155 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true... I guess it's how you view it.
(And hey thanks for not being a dick about this, nice to have a grown up argument every now and then.)
User avatar #157 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
No problem bro, I feel the same way. Thank you in return.
#158 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
#138 - Well I think that could be said for just "regular" p…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2012 on porn secret 0
User avatar #141 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Well, that and truly any others I believe.
User avatar #143 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Do you mean other types of porn or other people?
User avatar #145 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Other types of porn.
User avatar #147 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Well I suppose if you don't have a certain fetish you could view the porn and the people viewing the porn or partaking in said fetish in private, you could view it as degrading, or shameful.
User avatar #155 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true... I guess it's how you view it.
(And hey thanks for not being a dick about this, nice to have a grown up argument every now and then.)
User avatar #157 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
No problem bro, I feel the same way. Thank you in return.
#158 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
#28 - Why is a white lighter bad luck?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Smoking Kills +6
User avatar #55 - DoggyBouncer (07/16/2012) [-]
Because when all the musicians from the 27 Club died, they had a white lighter around them.
User avatar #29 - blueeyedpunk (07/16/2012) [-]
you do not question the fire gods!
User avatar #338 - blueeyedpunk (07/17/2012) [-]
The way i learned it is

Smoking pot with a green lighter = Bad Luck

Smoking cigarettes with a white lighter = Bad Luck

Smoking with a yellow lighter in general = Gay

Smoking with a dark colored lighter = Alpha as fuck

Smoking with a lighter with graphics on it = Attention Whore/ straight up whore

that's all i can remember (prolly not right on most of them)
User avatar #35 - jlpeters (07/16/2012) [-]
the yellow litter is bad luck.
User avatar #337 - blueeyedpunk (07/17/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA no.
#119 - Society makes us feel like we should be ashamed. Anything…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2012 on porn secret +1
User avatar #135 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Well, I think people still feel ashamed for watching it because you begin to realize, "holy fuck, those are people... do they actually enjoy this? Are they doing this because they're desperate for money?" I mean, who would want to degrade themselves so much like that?
User avatar #138 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Well I think that could be said for just "regular" porn in general.
User avatar #141 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Well, that and truly any others I believe.
User avatar #143 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Do you mean other types of porn or other people?
User avatar #145 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Other types of porn.
User avatar #147 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
Well I suppose if you don't have a certain fetish you could view the porn and the people viewing the porn or partaking in said fetish in private, you could view it as degrading, or shameful.
User avatar #155 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true... I guess it's how you view it.
(And hey thanks for not being a dick about this, nice to have a grown up argument every now and then.)
User avatar #157 - machinaeprime (07/16/2012) [-]
No problem bro, I feel the same way. Thank you in return.
#158 - zombieginger (07/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
#993 - Picture 07/16/2012 on When people comment on FJ +10
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#1 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
You are a beautiful man and you should feel beautiful.
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