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- Why can't they make prosthetic hands look this realistic?
Prosthetics are usually supposed to have some movement.
The less expensive ones for those who can't afford ones that move are basically a mold of a plastic barbie hand where all the fingers are stuck together on the end of what looks like a cast.
- Better story than Twilight. That was bad
Life is a story in a book
- That was very good.
- Why did they have anal sex again?
They found lube, and the track captain told Emi anal was some good shit.
- At at the very end, when it become a red giant...
I've never understood this can someone explain? I've seen this in multiple content and i still don't get the joke.
Doctor Who. That is the "last remaining human", after many surgical operations to "look pretty"
Fuck her man. She couldn't even let me enjoy hating her.
- Did he actually make out with someone on Lois' grave?
Superman Being a Jerk
Probably not; comic covers always have these outlandish displays, like showing a villain murdering every single hero when in actuality he'll only kill one or a few at most.
Armageddon 2001 was a 1991 DC comic characters crossover event about the future of the DC universe. All I could find was the plot of Superman's story arc where he, in a fictional year 2001 future, attempts to rid the world of nuclear weapons and I found nothing much on the woman. Possibly Lois Lane was killed by nuclear weapons.
- It was implied that they have been living there for some years…
Mo' Mony Mo' Probelms
But Sheldon also once mentioned that he would kick Leonard out if he were able to afford the rent on his own
i have a feeling by TV logic, the cost of the apartment varies a lot. Also he has gotten "fired" a few times over the course of the series.
- If you're already bleeding from your anus, will the bleeding stop?
- Hello Everyone, I have a thing I would like to say. I do …
Faith in humanity restored.
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