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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:8/12/2013
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Content Thumbs: 3690 total,  3989 ,  299
Comment Thumbs: 2243 total,  2384 ,  141
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:318
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#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on She Needs a Time Machine -3
User avatar #66 - hybredmoon (10/07/2012) [-]
I dont know why anyone would thumb this down. I bet she fucks like a goddamned tiger.
#37 - How many times are you going to post this exact comment. 10/07/2012 on She Needs a Time Machine 0
#210 - 0/10 With a great deal of unneeded capitals.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Seven stages of denial +3
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User avatar #231 - illegalartist (10/06/2012) [-]
ill give you 6/10, people are thumbing you down so that counts for somethin
User avatar #232 - alfjnn (10/06/2012) [-]
Dude.
I've gotten -200 Before.
Once for insulting Weeaboos (Said that Japan was a shithole filled to the brim with overt conservatives, in an anime thread.)
Another, for saying that TF2 was Casual.

And this one time this kid was going on about how he knew this guy in the content, and that he died, and I replied with "Lol Funniest shit I heard all day, thumb for you"

And yet I'm still in the top 500 for Comment thumbs.
User avatar #237 - illegalartist (10/06/2012) [-]
dude, one time, i had a sex
User avatar #239 - alfjnn (10/06/2012) [-]
Dude.
A bunch of times.
We've all had sex.

Some people don't consider homosexual sex as real sex though so I DUNNO MAN.
User avatar #250 - littlenish (10/06/2012) [-]
You're gay? WOW.
#28 - Thats because it is. Read the description. That was a show sh… 10/02/2012 on Cheerleader at Oktoberfest -1
#387 - Hindu. 10/02/2012 on Lennon +1
#129 - k. 10/02/2012 on you should see the ass on... 0
#150 - Bitches be hatin'  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Error 404 -1
#172 - lulzdealer (10/01/2012) [-]
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let's all thumb him down cuz he crossed ponies with something we love!

shut up. i know for a FACT you wouldn't get this butthurt if it was any other kind of crossover.
#15 - One does not simply Read this line in the … 09/27/2012 on One +1
#18 - The conversation that occurred today in my Anthro class &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Ah, well then. +11
#93 - rymes (09/21/2012) [-]
A question that a girl asked in my VisCom class the other day;

"Is the UK in America or England"
Last year i managed to convince her that the moon is made of cheese...
#19 - Nameloc (09/21/2012) [-]
A conversation that happened today in my Art class:
>class talking about smart phones, namely iPhone
>some stupid bitch chimes in talking about her tablet phont
>fucking thing is 7"
>says "ya it do wut phone cans do like i can text message peeps"
>people ask "How do you call people and talk with that??"
>she says "oh well at verizon, like, dey had buy one get one free, so like i bought dis phone" -shows stupid flip phone- "and got dis one fo free"
>people ask how she has 2 phones
> "well i got one fer callin nd using and the big one is fo bein at like home"
>> classes face when she signed up for 2 fucking phones and pays an extra $75 a month
>>>>>SHE USES 2 FUCKING PHONES
#64 - envinite (09/21/2012) [-]
One of my classmate have 3 phones
A Samsung S3, iPhone 3G and a Blackberry something, he always bring the iPhone and Blackberry to the class, and sometimes bring the Samsung too if he feel like want to play some FUCKING GAMES.
#41 - How about instead of that, you give us Dawnguard.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on PS3 +1
#67 - kevlarx (09/21/2012) [-]
but the problems on bethesdas end, not sonys. their having an issue similar to what skyrim had when it released, and the what new vegas still fucking has
#31 - His gf just showed him this picture, she didn't post this.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Feels +5
#32 - themagicthumb (09/21/2012) [-]
Oh god... I am so ashamed...
#53 - Thank you kindly Shadow Guardian  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Hair +2
User avatar #54 - Shadow Guardian (09/20/2012) [-]
You are most welcome machinaeprime.
#48 - Does anyone have that beard slap gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Hair +1
#50 - Shadow Guardian (09/20/2012) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #53 - machinaeprime (09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly Shadow Guardian
User avatar #54 - Shadow Guardian (09/20/2012) [-]
You are most welcome machinaeprime.
#1 - Black holes? 09/19/2012 on Bullshitphysics solar flares 0
#9 - cherilee's garden anyone? 09/19/2012 on Substitute Teacer: Miss... +6
#4 - The original swedish movies are ten times better and actually… 09/19/2012 on I Paused at the wrong time. +2
#11 - We totally care about the entire population of Quebec wanting … 09/19/2012 on Im watching you Canada... 0
#27 - I've never even watched these shows and feel so many feels. 09/18/2012 on Dem feels... +1
#11 - Does Tesla remind anyone else of Freddie Mercury? No? …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on pick up lines +3
#32 - irishlawyer (09/18/2012) [-]
you mean does freddie mercury remind me of Tesla
User avatar #31 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
It doesn't remind me Freddie Mercury either.
#15 - She also refers to her "Chaise Longue " all the …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Oh My +10
#48 - lilya (09/18/2012) [-]
It.... Wh.... I....?
User avatar #47 - dementedllama (09/18/2012) [-]
Simple sentences

simple sentences everywhere.
#22 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
Chaise longue is actually the proper way to spell and pronounce it from the original French. It got bastardized into chaise lounge later, not sure that I would say that chaise longue is incorrect.
#21 - kevlarx (09/18/2012) [-]
that was the most terribke thing ive ever read from a book
#16 - Comment deleted 09/16/2012 on checkmate homophobes 0
#4 - I have that with the beta version of windows 8 on it. Its fantastic. 09/16/2012 on Samsung slate windows 7 +1
#3 - Yes, the book is absolutely amazing.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Look up and whisper... daddy +5
User avatar #4 - TheGussBuss (09/12/2012) [-]
Have any of these actually been made?
I definitely want!
#9 - That's because after she moved to America, she went to a speec…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Sofia Vergara 0
User avatar #10 - sonicwind (09/12/2012) [-]
i havent seen the show. ppl say its amazing tho.
#32 - I'd like to raise that price to $10 999 thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on ART +6
User avatar #34 - lincolnpenis (09/09/2012) [-]
I love you.
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#1 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
You are a beautiful man and you should feel beautiful.
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