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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:8/12/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 2243 total,  2384 ,  141
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
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Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:318
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#6 - I'm meltiiiiiiiiiing 11/05/2012 on well sheeeeeet. 0
#89 - What did the Leper say to the prostitute? …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Troll mum +9
User avatar #108 - anthonyh (11/05/2012) [-]
what
what
WHAT
#33 - Actually by doing that instead of just cutting it down and rot… 11/01/2012 on Tree digger thing +8
#142 - All I see is goatse. 10/31/2012 on Pokemon mindfuck +2
#62 - It took him over 50 questions to "guess" an incestua… 10/25/2012 on What the Hell, Akinator 0
#77 - Does anyone have that comic where the lionesses are hookers? …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2012 on women 0
#133 - xjessicaxrabbitx (10/24/2012) [-]
#79 - jetmb (10/24/2012) [-]
I know it, I don't have it.
User avatar #115 - shunkahawolf (10/24/2012) [-]
whats the name of it?
#117 - jetmb (10/24/2012) [-]
I... Don't know that either.
#123 - shunkahawolf (10/24/2012) [-]
#21 - There are a lot more sexualities then just homosexual, bisexua… 10/21/2012 on What It Might.. 0
#496 - Stereotypes, stereotypes everywhere. 10/20/2012 on Its the circle of life 0
#24 - Oh thank God, finally someone has the answers! I can final… 10/17/2012 on PsychoFactz Comp. 2 (READ... +15
#23 - Way too premature, it couldn't have survived very long.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2012 on baby elephant +6
User avatar #30 - KayRed (10/16/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, because you're a fucking elephant expert. Tell me, what the fuck are you doing on this goddamn website? Shouldn't you be writing a book about elephants advanced communication skills?
User avatar #55 - MakiChan (10/16/2012) [-]
seeing how big a adult elephant is....the baby would not be able to be held by a human, it be the size of a very large dog. large animals have large babies in most cases. go to youtube or something....im sure you shal find videos of elephants giving birth.
User avatar #33 - cobaltlumi (10/16/2012) [-]
Thats a bit harsh, no?
User avatar #36 - KayRed (10/16/2012) [-]
Usually I would say no, but the more I think about it, that elephant could be premature...which, you know, kinda invalidates my comment.
#2 - that isn't a pit bull.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2012 on sex offender dog +2
User avatar #4 - CallMeCrisco (10/12/2012) [-]
Thanks Captain Obvious, what would we do without you...
User avatar #8 - isangelous (10/12/2012) [-]
It's in the channel lulzpitbullz..
User avatar #9 - CallMeCrisco (10/12/2012) [-]
Ahhh, I forget channels exists sometimes. I looked everywhere else to see if OP mentioned Pit bulls... everywhere but channel.
#13 - Watch.the. ******* .eyes.man 10/10/2012 on Childhood Destroyed 0
#31 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Roses are red +2
#34 - Yes, but it won't necessarily be everywhere. Girls don't usual…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on The world is crazy 0
User avatar #66 - amberleafwoohoo (10/10/2012) [-]
well i'm sorry if my experience wasn't scientifically proven, but there was blood everywhere.
#29 - Not all virgins bleed.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2012 on The world is crazy +1
User avatar #32 - Crusader (10/10/2012) [-]
Any true virgin, with an intact hymen will bleed.
#46 - stripeygreenhat (10/10/2012) [-]
Hymen =/= virginity. Some chicks break it just though sports or something like riding over a bump on a bicycle.
User avatar #131 - Crusader (10/11/2012) [-]
Hence why I said true virgin, as they technically are only a virgin if the hymen (or what is known as the flower) is still intact.
#133 - stripeygreenhat (10/11/2012) [-]
Well then true 'virgin' by your definition has a lot less meaning than most people's.
User avatar #34 - machinaeprime (10/10/2012) [-]
Yes, but it won't necessarily be everywhere. Girls don't usually bleed that much.
User avatar #66 - amberleafwoohoo (10/10/2012) [-]
well i'm sorry if my experience wasn't scientifically proven, but there was blood everywhere.
#361 - Any argument you had in your original statement was ruined by … 10/10/2012 on Im Tired of This Shit +4
#131 - I share a name with that?! 10/10/2012 on already in love! :D 0
#206 - **machinaeprime rolls 309** 10/09/2012 on New Game Idea?? 0
#8 - Or lure even more  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on old but gold +5
User avatar #9 - lolwatthe (10/09/2012) [-]
Well, it is Japan by the looks of it.
#68 - Lole'd heartily at Boku no Pico 10/08/2012 on Anime in a nutshell +6
#18 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Adam and Eve? +2
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Adam and Eve? 0
#18 - machinaeprime (10/08/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on Adam and Eve? 0
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#18 - machinaeprime (10/08/2012) [-]
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2012 on Adam and Eve? 0
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#19 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Life gaming 0
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#1 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
You are a beautiful man and you should feel beautiful.
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