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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:8/12/2013
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#1 - 1. This guy just kind of sounds like an asshole. 2. That s… 01/20/2013 on Feminists, meet Buckley 0
#1 - Then while shes down there, she punches you in the balls repeatedly.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Dutch Oven +1
User avatar #2 - mrestachio (01/20/2013) [-]
Then you run to the bathroom, crying, and you find..



(someone help us make a story)
#3 - Plausible, I just choose to not surround myself with cunty bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Girls desires in graph +1
User avatar #4 - busy (01/20/2013) [-]
Neither do i. But there is this thing called school, where you are forced to meet a lot of people.
#3 - You forgot " **** me" girls get horny too. 01/20/2013 on Girls on periods +3
#1 - Depends on the girl. If a dude used that as a pickup line a ch…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Girls desires in graph +1
User avatar #2 - busy (01/20/2013) [-]
Indeed. But still, many girls are like that. They just don't want to admit it. And by many i mean like 5%. Which is a lot of people.
User avatar #3 - machinaeprime (01/20/2013) [-]
Plausible, I just choose to not surround myself with cunty bitches who wish to be queen.
User avatar #4 - busy (01/20/2013) [-]
Neither do i. But there is this thing called school, where you are forced to meet a lot of people.
#2 - Reference to That Thing You Do 01/20/2013 on Regular Show 0
#6 - If you were in a relationship and your girlfriend wanted to ge… 01/20/2013 on As a woman +2
#22 - Comment deleted 01/20/2013 on Bloody Hell Harry! 0
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Tasty? +21
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#21 - The concept of putting money near or in my mouth is disgusting… 01/19/2013 on Africa +7
#11 - Only people who don't like sodomy are those who haven't tried it yet. 12/27/2012 on Ignorant Protesters +10
#16 - Oh God, I'm so turned on! 12/27/2012 on Wat. 0
#17 - There is like 4 cat posts today and its not even Caturday. 12/27/2012 on fuck you i am a cat +4
#23 - **** its a trap!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Happy Husky +22
#24 - secretlysuperman (12/17/2012) [-]
SHH JUST COME
#44 - siggythepiggy (12/17/2012) [-]
I see you are being original.
#57 - kcormahs (12/17/2012) [-]
This is still original... Its like telling a joke in a different way. But no, this isnt good enough for you, NOT BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT. Everything needs to be 100% original. Here, to make you happy ill make my own fucking ORIGINAL language... Hydt iao lodth ajusy "OP is a faggot".
#158 - People are allowed to have their beliefs. But does that give t… 11/11/2012 on Faith in Humanity: Restored 0
#83 - That ******* movie. 11/11/2012 on Dat Fox +1
#48 - That would be the exact same thing. You accidentally.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Raccoon Eating Popcorn 0
User avatar #55 - alexwise (11/11/2012) [-]
the whole ketchup bottle?
#555 - Can someone please explain. I know its from Full Metal Alchemi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Nyaa~ Nyaa~ +1
#559 - AxeexA (11/09/2012) [-]
this alchemist guy who was goin to lose his job took his adorable 3 year old daughter and the family dog and fused them together to make a chimera that spoke the human tounge and ya it was some crazy shit
User avatar #570 - zafara (11/09/2012) [-]
Turns out Nina and Alexander could have lived a long happy life like that, if the the other animal/human chimeras are anything to judge by. But Scar, in his mind, mercy kills them.
User avatar #604 - mainstreamusername (11/09/2012) [-]
The other Chimera were advanced and made by Father, Nina and Alexander were in pain and suffering.
User avatar #671 - zafara (11/09/2012) [-]
I thought that they were just confused. They were just merged together, and possibly disoriented. Where does it say they were in pain and suffering?
User avatar #672 - mainstreamusername (11/10/2012) [-]
Scar isn't an idiot, Ed and Al saw it too. They were miserable. I think Nina says "It hurts daddy. It hurts."
User avatar #673 - zafara (11/10/2012) [-]
I never said Scar was an idiot. I only saw the manga version of this scene, so maybe I missed something. The only things said were "Daddy," "Edward," "Let's play," and "big brother." However, in the scene when envy reveals his true form, a voice that is not Nina and Alexander yells "Lets Play!" as well. Another voice in Envy's body screams "It hurts daddy, it hurts!" repeatedly. Nina and Alexander were not part of Envy. Maybe you got them mixed up?
#361 - My favourite thing about this is that there`s a **** … 11/06/2012 on Be prepared for the MLP... 0
#853 - I`m quite proud.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Poor Guy +1
#858 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm assuming this was your face when I guessed that right...
#104 - I thought they were some sort of beaker, and that the forbidde…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on could this be.. 0
User avatar #165 - jokeface (11/06/2012) [-]
The Tree of Knowledge could very well be a metaphor for science. I'm Christian and even I'm open to that possibility.
#849 - Yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Poor Guy +1
User avatar #852 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
Hooray. Evidently, I can read...
User avatar #853 - machinaeprime (11/06/2012) [-]
I`m quite proud.
#858 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm assuming this was your face when I guessed that right...
#840 - Dikaybarackshamiobamasha  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Poor Guy 0
User avatar #845 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
Mikayla? Did I guess right?
#849 - machinaeprime (11/06/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #852 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
Hooray. Evidently, I can read...
User avatar #853 - machinaeprime (11/06/2012) [-]
I`m quite proud.
#858 - secretdestroyers (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm assuming this was your face when I guessed that right...
#200 - Hate is a harsh word, and is never used in the bible. If … 11/06/2012 on Short Comic #3 +1
#3 - Best fetish. 11/05/2012 on NFN +1
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#1 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
You are a beautiful man and you should feel beautiful.
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