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#13 - Plot twist: Cole Phelps is actually the criminal in every sing…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on You're full of it +38
#52 - RoyalNightmare (02/05/2013) [-]
>Cole is Dexter
>Entire game is 1940's version of Dexter
>YFW when you've helped Dexter get away with murdering everyone by pinning his crimes on innocent people.
#68 - Clever OP, sneaking in a really fact about Snooki to throw us off. 02/04/2013 on Fun Facts +21
#100 - The bible is definitely not okay with that hat and that jacket. 02/04/2013 on Deal with it +15
#60 - Picture 02/03/2013 on Woodchakkuchakku +3
#6 - for those who enjoy their OCD 02/03/2013 on How to uselessly organize... 0
#22 - Yes it is, look at the tattoos. Its the same guy, just not the… 02/03/2013 on I hope this is fake 0
#9 - I read it like four times as Hello my *chicka chick* name… 02/01/2013 on my name is +11
#24 - Does anyone know if there is an online version of the oregon t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Spocle 0
#42 - bigsaltyballs (01/31/2013) [-]

there you go bro

#46 - zombieginger (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you so much.
#5 - Can someone explain?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on And not a single fuck was... +11
User avatar #12 - onceman (01/29/2013) [-]
I think they're readig each others' wedding vows.
#7 - maxsexington (01/29/2013) [-]
The 2 got touching personal wedding cards I guess, Bitch on left is touched..The guy on the right..well pic is related
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#65 - We don't count Quebec.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +4
#108 - kovymast (01/27/2013) [-]
Deal with it...
#63 - Except that Canada was a part of WW1 because at that time they…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +5
User avatar #95 - jakefenris (01/27/2013) [-]
We joined WWII seven days after Great Britain, specifically to show, although not terribly well, that we could make up our own minds about going to war. And We played as great a roll in the Second as in the First World War. Albeit my favourite quote has to do with Canada's involvement in the First World War.

"The Canadians, played a part of such distinction that thenceforward they were marked out as storm troops; for the remainder of the war they were brought along to head the assault in one great battle after another. Whenever the Germans found the Canadian Corps coming into the line they prepared for the worst." -Lloyd George
#71 - javalavalay (01/27/2013) [-]
Someone is going to school
#2 - I bought this book. It was the second best decision I ever made.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Poems By Cats +13
User avatar #4 - HUH (01/26/2013) [-]
The first being you got a cat
#11 - SunilCCXXXVII (01/26/2013) [-]
O I thought the first would be the realisation of the shitness of cats, and subsequently it's demise.
#2 - Nope, those are definitely sims 3 01/25/2013 on The Sims 3: Presidency 0
#64 - The less expensive ones for those who can't afford ones that m… 01/25/2013 on Tumblr +3
#5 - That would be so depressing to have to do everything over agai… 01/24/2013 on title 0
#4 - No! 01/24/2013 on toothpaste +20
#17 - Why can't they make prosthetic hands look this realistic?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Tumblr +4
User avatar #54 - teamrocketninja (01/25/2013) [-]
Prosthetics are usually supposed to have some movement.
User avatar #64 - machinaeprime (01/25/2013) [-]
The less expensive ones for those who can't afford ones that move are basically a mold of a plastic barbie hand where all the fingers are stuck together on the end of what looks like a cast.
#12 - Better story than Twilight. That was bad 01/23/2013 on Life is a story in a book +9
#16 - That was very good. 01/22/2013 on Creepy Pasta +2
#17 - Why did they have anal sex again?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Emi 0
#18 - boxdweller (01/21/2013) [-]
They found lube, and the track captain told Emi anal was some good shit.

#10 - At at the very end, when it become a red giant...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on The Future +60
User avatar #151 - ipunchinfants (01/22/2013) [-]
I've never understood this can someone explain? I've seen this in multiple content and i still don't get the joke.
User avatar #222 - ryander (01/22/2013) [-]
Doctor Who. That is the "last remaining human", after many surgical operations to "look pretty"
User avatar #27 - lavitts (01/21/2013) [-]
Fuck her man. She couldn't even let me enjoy hating her.
#7 - Did he actually make out with someone on Lois' grave?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Superman Being a Jerk +3
User avatar #42 - akkere (01/22/2013) [-]
Probably not; comic covers always have these outlandish displays, like showing a villain murdering every single hero when in actuality he'll only kill one or a few at most.
#25 - jdsalenger (01/22/2013) [-]
Armageddon 2001 was a 1991 DC comic characters crossover event about the future of the DC universe. All I could find was the plot of Superman's story arc where he, in a fictional year 2001 future, attempts to rid the world of nuclear weapons and I found nothing much on the woman. Possibly Lois Lane was killed by nuclear weapons.
#116 - It was implied that they have been living there for some years…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Mo' Mony Mo' Probelms 0
#120 - verby (01/21/2013) [-]
But Sheldon also once mentioned that he would kick Leonard out if he were able to afford the rent on his own
User avatar #124 - Thorneyeagle (01/21/2013) [-]
i have a feeling by TV logic, the cost of the apartment varies a lot. Also he has gotten "fired" a few times over the course of the series.
#18 - If you're already bleeding from your anus, will the bleeding stop? 01/21/2013 on Fair Warning 0
#142 - Hello Everyone, I have a thing I would like to say. I do … 01/21/2013 on Faith in humanity restored. +2
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