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#21 - She's actually 16  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Nailed It 0
User avatar #23 - chevah (03/06/2013) [-]
ahhh so she is
#7 - Obviously you have a drinking problem. Guys OP thinks he h… 03/03/2013 on Fish +14
#26 - The perspective is terrible, colour is a poor choice, and thos…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Good Painting +4
User avatar #48 - niggabivakasha (03/03/2013) [-]
* would not hang
#7 - She has deplorable grammar. 03/01/2013 on My Grandma on Facebook 0
#3 - They also created the sex doll. Think about that virgins. 02/28/2013 on Good ol' sibling rivalry 0
#94 - Flopsy the not so shabby koala 02/22/2013 on Tango the Stubborn Gopher +1
#2 - leave vanilla behind 02/19/2013 on Rough Sex 0
#39 - I wanna pull them out. 02/18/2013 on DARWIN AWARDS -1
#36 - But only twice. 02/18/2013 on Wetness +32
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on what. +6
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#7 - I completely misunderstood.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Teddy bear feels +261
User avatar #106 - cupcakedevourer (02/15/2013) [-]
You're not the only one...
#11 - rumpelstilzchen (02/15/2013) [-]
That's even more awkward.
#9 - As a human who has cycles monthly and will for the next 40 yea…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Satan Pants +10
#51 - vaginismus (02/15/2013) [-]
I am now.
#10 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
The American sex ed, everyone.

Aka, it doesn't fucking exist!
#52 - vaginismus (02/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck does America have to do with anything?
#11 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
post that under a user name euro fag.

idk, i live in small town,montana.... our sex ed was in like the 6th grade and was pertty decent. then in like science, and health classes later on in freshman and sophmore years.... it got indepth and wired. we were assigned a STD and had to find pictures and make a report, and then give said report to the class..... wired shit went down in health.
User avatar #90 - simplygabriele (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm an "euro fag" and the stereotype of shitty american education, especially sex ed, only exists because the country doesn't have very rigorous standarts. In the same city you can have one school that has great classes and devoted teachers, and another one where they're just glad you show up in class and get taught shit that lands you in Yahoo! questions hall of shame.
#96 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
thats bigger cities.... my town has great edicuation... my class only had 60 soem kids in it...

so, poor acidemic preformance, is directly linked to sex ed. hum, ok.

i also, and most americans do... agree with you.... that our system is fucked, and it needs to be changed. however, corruption, greed, ETC stop this in our legal, and political systems..... your countrie is probably NOT any better. your saying EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL in your home countrie (aprently your 20, and living in cali...so i assumne your either trolling, or moved across hte pond) has perfect attenndence, no drops outs, high GPA, no drtug abuse, and prefect teachers? i think not.

and sence your not from EU, my rant is almost useless.....
#152 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was possible for someone who has English as their first language to abuse grammar in such a horrible way.
#239 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
im dylextic, sir anon
User avatar #107 - simplygabriele (02/15/2013) [-]
I did move across the pond.

And my only point was that you didn't need to take the whole thing personally, like the guy ran over your dog and pissed on its corpse.

And I don't think it's corruption or greed that's stopping US from implementing a better education system (although that gets in the way of having better teachers and classrooms), it's that school boards and text book review counsels are made up from "regular" people, rather than professionals in the field. So a barber can protest about how history books say that certain founding fathers had some rather racists views or a soccermom can start a shitstorm about schematics of "naughty parts" being in a biology textbook. But that's just my two cents.

And yeah, poor academic performance is linked to sex ed. It's a class you take. Just how it's linked to maths and comprehensive reading.

And way to overgeneralize things that I didn't even talk about. Having a good education system has nothing to do with attendance, drop outs or drug abuse. That's all on the students' and their families' side. You can have great teachers and education programs, top notch textbooks and heated floor classrooms and have kids that don't want to or are simply incapable of learning, but that doesn't mean the system is fucked up.
I also didn't say that EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL has to be perfect, I just said that there's a huge disparity between the levels of education schools provide, both public and private. And I'm not even insinuating that students should have the same results, as in same GPAs and exam scores, just that they should be given the same information and opportunities to learn.
#116 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
the rez (indian reservations) gets funded for their school loads of money... they have the heated floor ETC. the school tries its best...best teachers, ETC... and its still a shity school. true parrents probably maek 80% of a kids will to go to school... the otehr comes from anti--bulling, fun exciting teachers that are still effective. ETC

poor GPA is not linked to sex ed. our true sex ed was an assembly taht was never tested on. we got bags with some de-orderant, shit about our unspeakables, and like soap. girls and boys were of course split...

in health class we were tested on it... but it was only a part of hte class... not the full thing.

and a agree with you about the sensorship of books... its needed, but its out of control. like if a history book protraied hitler as missunderstood, and innocent..... you would want that changed. or that jews are the anti-christ.... ETC

schools have become more like our moms every year... wich is good, becasue some peoples moms dont give a shit, drink, get high, and fuck strange men every night (that was my child hood!!!)....so the school takes over, makes them want to come to school and all that. however, they overstep bounds in certin places.....

look at montanas schools... there the beggest city has liek 1/4 of a million people....2nd largest is around 80,000. their may be some shity schools (cough copugh billings central, and hte rez cough) but the rest are great. and im making hte rez sound like its a lot worse than it is...

i took it personally because every god damn time im on here.... some one shoots their mouth off about the states.... an its usually wrong. brits calling us fat, when the obesity rates are only 1% different. (brrits are slightly leaner).... it gets anoying... especally when the state/town you live in is like thows films from 1965 with the 4 member family, white picket fence, and a dog.
User avatar #237 - simplygabriele (02/15/2013) [-]
"School performance" does not equal GPA. But I didn't know why you linked grades with sex ed in the first place.

And censorship as you described is only a part of the problem, in my opinion. I'm all fine with a sort of an advisory role, like warning the publishers that wording in a paragraph could be misunderstood to be anti some sort of social group and that some families could be offended by it. But I find that fact that people who have no idea about the subject could just decide what is taught to children is just ridiculous.
I wouldn't try to fuck with math textbooks cause I'm not a math professor, but apparently knowledge and facts are less important than people's preferences.


And everyone bashes everyone. Britain calls US fat, US mocks Britain about teeth, Russians are constantly portrayed as alcoholics that drink a liter of vodka every morning, scandinavians are all gay, greeks are jobless, don't let a Pole near your car, jews are all cheap and trying to steal you money, Catholics rape children, and French make them chainsmoke... Calm down, no need to have a stroke over people's opinions.
#238 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
never heard half of thows steriotrypes lol.... i thought i did NOT link sex ed with grades, and you did like 2 posts above. currently packing for a 450mile car trip...so i cant re-read all this crap.

but, ya, its not.

idk... i dont why people have to bash others....
User avatar #241 - simplygabriele (02/16/2013) [-]
I can help you, there it was "I'm an "euro fag" and the stereotype of shitty american education, especially sex ed, only exists because the country doesn't have very rigorous standarts. In the same city you can have one school that has great classes and devoted teachers, and another one where they're just glad you show up in class and get taught shit that lands you in Yahoo! questions hall of shame."

I didn't relate it to grades but to not paying attention, shitty education plans and lazy or agenda driven teachers. And lo and behold, you get shit like "If I have sex while pregnant, will my baby get pregnant?" or ridiculous urban legends like "If you eat three whole lemons the day before you start you period, you'll push it back".
#243 - kainhall (02/19/2013) [-]
well.. to have a perfect eduication you would have to take drugs to MAKE you wnat to learn...and be taught one on one by a teacher that spent the last 35 years in college.

meh... i know i got a good edicuation....along with the rest of glasgow...


and im confused here... your saying people get these yahoo answers things from a bad edicuation...wich in part... is from sex ed classes? would not more sex ed classes stop that?
User avatar #244 - simplygabriele (02/20/2013) [-]
Why do you keep bringing up perfection? There's no such thing, no humanly achievable perfection at out current state of mental and technological evolution, that is. But that shouldn't stop people from trying to make things better and easier to achieve, rather than muddying the knowledge with superstition and political agendas.

And sure, more, or I should say "better" sex ed classes would minimize stuff like "I'm pregnant and I stopped having periods. Why? Is baby drinking the blood or something?! HALP!" or "I'm a 13 year old guy and I want to start having sex, but I don't have a condom. When will it start growing?". Those are not necessarily sprouting from a complete lack of sex ed, but rather sex ed classes that go with "abstinence only" policies that don't explain how sex, especially safe sex, works. Or worse, there are those who misinform kids about the effectiveness of condoms and other contraceptives. Sure, it's not a huge percentage of sex ed classes and they're usually not done because of some malicious intent, but it still has an adverse effect on the teen population.
#245 - kainhall (02/21/2013) [-]
true... it was not till college till i heard "go out, drink, smoke pot, have LOADS of SAFE sex, and jsut enjoy your self here". that was said at the incomming freshman orantation. im at a college that rivals that of boulder, CO for liberal thinking.

anyway... the whole perfection thing...we agree on. the only way to have it...well their is no way. no drug exists, or probably will (hopefully).

i think we are in full agrement actually...but with different ways of explaning our opnions.

#53 - vaginismus (02/15/2013) [-]
I assume you're from the US. It seems you did get more indepth sex ed than I did, and yes folks, I am from Europe.
#65 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]
im from glasgow,montana,usa... small town, great state. dont be hating on the entirity of "mericka" just because the media only shows you the idiots.


ps. capticha is 406... the area code of the entire state of montana...
#298 - I can chat about it, we might share the same fetish in which c… 02/14/2013 on Nightmares +1
#265 - Meh, I can understand guro more than I understand vomit. 02/14/2013 on Nightmares 0
#255 - No I understand how fetishes in general begin and exist, I hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Nightmares 0
User avatar #262 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
well ill try and compare it to guro to help you out. I would say for it's just the general bizzare and strange things so unnatural and sometimes grotesque. In a way it is almost familar and also so very sexual like a deep tie or something. Does this sorta help.
User avatar #265 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
Meh, I can understand guro more than I understand vomit.
#251 - Damn. I was so curious.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Nightmares +1
User avatar #297 - vissova (02/14/2013) [-]
This is probably a silly question but I have a fetish I'm not too proud of I could explain via PM. Assuming you're interested in learning about other peoples sexual interests if that's what you mean by "curious".
User avatar #298 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
I can chat about it, we might share the same fetish in which case it wouldn't be the most informative, but sure!
User avatar #253 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
well if you were wondering i got curious on some things and then a base impulse lead me to think it was hot thats how a lot of my other fetishes got started at least id actually have to start getting curious for this one
User avatar #255 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
No I understand how fetishes in general begin and exist, I have several, I meant specifically this one.
User avatar #262 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
well ill try and compare it to guro to help you out. I would say for it's just the general bizzare and strange things so unnatural and sometimes grotesque. In a way it is almost familar and also so very sexual like a deep tie or something. Does this sorta help.
User avatar #265 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
Meh, I can understand guro more than I understand vomit.
#248 - But why is it your fetish? What do you enjoy about vomit?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Nightmares +1
#249 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
actually it was a joke and i didnt expect you to question bravo you deserve a picture for calling me out
User avatar #251 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
Damn. I was so curious.
User avatar #297 - vissova (02/14/2013) [-]
This is probably a silly question but I have a fetish I'm not too proud of I could explain via PM. Assuming you're interested in learning about other peoples sexual interests if that's what you mean by "curious".
User avatar #298 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
I can chat about it, we might share the same fetish in which case it wouldn't be the most informative, but sure!
User avatar #253 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
well if you were wondering i got curious on some things and then a base impulse lead me to think it was hot thats how a lot of my other fetishes got started at least id actually have to start getting curious for this one
User avatar #255 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
No I understand how fetishes in general begin and exist, I have several, I meant specifically this one.
User avatar #262 - googleoverlords (02/14/2013) [-]
well ill try and compare it to guro to help you out. I would say for it's just the general bizzare and strange things so unnatural and sometimes grotesque. In a way it is almost familar and also so very sexual like a deep tie or something. Does this sorta help.
User avatar #265 - machinaeprime (02/14/2013) [-]
Meh, I can understand guro more than I understand vomit.
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