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#911 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Horsecock lover!
#913 to #1017 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
I dunno about horse cock...

But, I love horses.
#915 to #1020 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
They don't call me "Fairy Boy" for nothing.
#916 to #1021 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Oh... they only call me knife ears... damn those shemlens.
#919 to #1022 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
Do you need your Uncle Link to show them a thing or two for you?
#920 to #1025 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Not really... I already mind controlled a few of them and made them jump off a cliff.
#924 to #1026 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
Just because somebody mocked you, doesn't give you the right to commit murder!

Tonight is the night I put an end to your ways.
#925 to #1030 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
They kept harassing Elvhen... I must protect my people.
#926 to #1031 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
Were your people in true danger?

Could this have been resolved peacefully?
#927 to #1032 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
They are being raped, tortured and enslaved by their shemlen masters.

How? When the shemlen treat them all like dogs.
#928 to #1033 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
This is news. Why has word of this not reached my ears?

Had I known, their camp would be razed now, and their i nhabitants freed.
#929 to #1034 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
The thing is that the shemlen outnumber us 100 to 1 at least.

We're rather few... only us Dalish are free... the shems are living in the city with their shemlen masters.
#930 to #1035 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
I fear no number of men. Their numbers are irrelevant.

Of their ranks, how many among them are true fighters, instead of just children with blades?
#931 to #1036 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Okey then... do not mind their hundreds and thousands of mages and millions of assassins and seasoned warriors.

And dream about using magic against the templars...

We've tried lethallin... long ago when we were many... but the shemlen had dealings with demons and so on... they destroyed Arlathan and Elvehan.
#932 to #1037 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
How have you not learned yet that the Triforce is the ultimate power? It grants a wish to those who hold its complete form, being Power, Wisdom and Courage, regardless of the wish's intent. I will wish away the evil doers, and they will be no more.

And honestly...I can turn into a god. I can take 'em.
#933 to #1038 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Thedas my boy... your Hyrulian powers doesn't apply here... sorry.

Here you would be looked upon as another Elvhen with a sword and some spells.
#934 to #1039 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
Assuming for a moment that what you're saying is true (which, I highly doubt that the ULTIMATE POWER would be stopped by crossing universes), I doubt even more they can even pierce Oni Link's armor, or stop his sword.

They're lucky I know not how to reach your world.
#935 to #1040 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
This is why I like Dragon age so much... none of the heroes are really overpowered and they don't save the world or anything.
#936 to #1041 - mabdesse (03/07/2012) [-]
Something to consider, I'm crossing powers from multiple games here. In no one game was Link wholly overpowered. Even the Fierce Deity Mask (which makes him a God) can only be used against bosses. And, besides, how can you be 'overpowered' when there is someone just like you...but evil?
#937 to #1042 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
Yes... but he's just one guy... in the Dragon Age series there are different heroes for different things. And they are more like real persons than lets say heroes of justice and good.
They can be greedy, selfish, violent etc.

Not only Link but most game heroes or heroes are not that much of real characters. Most are epitomes og good and saves their world/universe/ whatnot all alone with help from some godly beings or so.

Just something to consider.
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