http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=jSAjNWypykQ

He's pretty cool too, actually, I can play "To Zanarkand" and "Suteki Da Ne" on the guitar

Well, look at you, with the bag of swag. I didn't even know you played guitar.

And look at you with an almost inappropriate young Link. Yea, a little bit...

Looking for someone to fix that up, but no one seems to have the artistic ability.

I had a guitar when I was little. It was a mini guitar, for a little guy. But, my brother was all like "Oh, I'll just take that and supe it up for you..."

Never saw that again.

That is also slightly inappropriate...

Yea, I can't help you there, sorry...

Wow, that really sucks, you play any other instruments?

That reminds me, my brother sold my drum set and he still hasn't given me the money...

I believe that's all the inappropriate I got.

No problem.

Nope. I got a 4 hole ocarina though! :D

You got gypped.

I only have one, I'm not even sure why...

Ocarinas will definitely get you laid :D

Yea, but that's okay, guitar is cooler than drums

Gotta be good with your hands to play the Ocarina.

Guitars are definitely cooler.

Say, did I ever show you the Scootaloo fanfic I wrote once upon a time?

Gotta be good with your hands to play the guitar, what with all the frets you have to finger and strings you have to pull and everything.

No you didn't, but I am very interested in reading it. What kind of fanfic?

Giggity.

http://funnyjunk . com/bronies/2137268#2137268

Giggity goo.

That was sad, and happy :) I lurv Scurterlur

Sad? How sad? D:

Idk, Scootaloo not being able to fly... and the fact that she wasn't able to do it on her own... And Rainbow Dash's rainbow fading...

Her rainbow only faded, like, over time. As in...

...naturally. The way it does, normally.

Lol I get that, it just had this feel like, Rainbow Dash was getting older...

o.o

You read a little deep into that.

Yea, I have a problem with overthinking everything...

So it would seem.

You enjoy talking to my fwiend?

Yes

Yup. You okay?

Yea... Forget the messages... they don't matter anymore.

We haven't talked in so long... what's been going on?

If they don't matter any more, can you tell me what they were about?

Phone broke, internet's a dick...yeah.

I decided to be completely honest with you so if you want to know, I'll tell you, but it might be better to just forget the whole thing.

That sucks... I thought you just didn't want to talk anymore, which I would understand. How did you do in your other subject?

If you'd rather not tell me, I won't press it. But I would like to know.

Of course not! Never, ever, never, never, ever, never, will I stop talking to you unless you directly tell me not to.

I did well. Turned a 36 into an 80.

It was just a password to an email address which contains a letter that is no longer relevant.

Okay, I just thought you might have wanted to take a break from everything, also, I want to apologize if I did anything to add stress to your life.

Oh, I thought that was the one you told me about? Did you get both subjects up?

And why would that letter need reading? I thought you said...

...28, right?

Nah, it definitely wasn't you adding the stress.

Oh, whoops. Yeah, I got the other grade up, as well.

27, same as Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain.

I'm not very consistent, sorry.

Well that's good, speaking of stress... how is Rob and... (I'm really sorry I can't remember her name...)

That's great, I knew you would!

Argh, so close! Do you still want me to remind you? I've become more okay with it over time.

They're over. Yeah.

I gotta hand it to you, you kept me cool when I was about to overheat. Thanks for that, Pop.

I know, you almost made me double check lol. No it's fine, it was wrong of me to ask you to do that in the first place.

Well I meant, how are each of them doing respectively? Emotionally and physically...

You're welcome son, that's why I'm here :)

Oh...they're doing all right. Edna's watching me all the time, so I can't say much though.

Actually, if you wanna talk to her, follow this link.
<-not that one.

funnyjunk.com/user/thegodsgoddess

Well, you did good. Thank you.

Okay I understand.

Haha made me laugh... I'll go talk to her then :)

I might not introduce myself as your dad though lol

That was kinda the point. :D

Well, she already knows about how Kami is my mom, so, I see no reason not to.

Yippee!

Can you go ahead and send me a text? New phone.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=smZA9Jv3qH0 Yippeyiyokiiyaaaay!

That was not worth pausing my Kingdom Hearts playlist for...

You did not just dis Zappa. I am going to remove all memory of this event from my head.

I don't even know what you're talking about :)

Now, there's not even evidence to hide...because nothing happened.