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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Location:Netherlands
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Content Ranking:#9722
Comment Ranking:#9707
Highest Content Rank:#4279
Highest Comment Rank:#2394
Content Thumbs: 1579 total,  1813 ,  234
Comment Thumbs: 3089 total,  3345 ,  256
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:64164
Times Content Favorited:124 times
Total Comments Made:525
FJ Points:4706

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#59 - >Be me >Last summer in Turkey >Spend one day … 03/02/2013 on Equal to stepping on a lego 0
#11 - I know your pain, OP. Luckily, late game everything c… 02/27/2013 on Ganking with Rammus 0
#245 - Must've hurt. I also have multiple on my back. Fuck whoever sh… 02/27/2013 on Birthmarks +4
#230 - I have about 100 of the fuckers, with two on my upper lip. Now…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Birthmarks +5
#240 - Frankendell (02/27/2013) [-]
Simple. Multiple shotgun blasts.

You were one hell of a badass.
User avatar #245 - maartenc (02/27/2013) [-]
Must've hurt. I also have multiple on my back. Fuck whoever shot me in the back.
#9 - Also manageable with popcorn 02/25/2013 on you....monster 0
#638 - Rinkakashichikuto Mikatochikushiari Pleased to meet you. 02/25/2013 on Japanese Names 0
#64 - He said that Germans would get this. He did not say that Germa…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Germans will know this 0
User avatar #75 - blackstarshooter (02/24/2013) [-]
You're all wrong. There were several situations in which lasagne contained horse. This happened this week.
#79 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
I think you missed the joke there mate.
#62 - "LIDL is a grocery store in Europe." German…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Germans will know this +7
User avatar #63 - pureevil (02/24/2013) [-]
He didn't say "Only Germans will know this", now did he? ;)
User avatar #64 - maartenc (02/24/2013) [-]
He said that Germans would get this. He did not say that Germans and every other fellow human aware of the existence of the Lidl or the pronunciation of Lidl.
User avatar #75 - blackstarshooter (02/24/2013) [-]
You're all wrong. There were several situations in which lasagne contained horse. This happened this week.
#79 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
I think you missed the joke there mate.
#58 - Yes, because the Lidl is obviously only in Germany, OP.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Germans will know this +8
User avatar #59 - pureevil (02/24/2013) [-]
Description mate, description.
User avatar #62 - maartenc (02/24/2013) [-]
"LIDL is a grocery store in Europe."

Germany is in Europe, but not entire Europe is Germany.
User avatar #63 - pureevil (02/24/2013) [-]
He didn't say "Only Germans will know this", now did he? ;)
User avatar #64 - maartenc (02/24/2013) [-]
He said that Germans would get this. He did not say that Germans and every other fellow human aware of the existence of the Lidl or the pronunciation of Lidl.
User avatar #75 - blackstarshooter (02/24/2013) [-]
You're all wrong. There were several situations in which lasagne contained horse. This happened this week.
#79 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
I think you missed the joke there mate.
#36 - Picture 02/23/2013 on Born Ready. -1
#127 - Dis nigga gets it 02/22/2013 on worlds most complicated maze +2
#101 - Please.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on worlds most complicated maze +27
User avatar #147 - dillard1 (02/22/2013) [-]
And then there is that badass card that switches Attack/Defense
User avatar #112 - occamsrazor (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah boyeee, dat labyrinth wall got 3000 defense points, gonna lay it face down in defense mode all sneaky, ain't no thang gonna knock me down
User avatar #127 - maartenc (02/22/2013) [-]
Dis nigga gets it
#62 - Not sure if disgusted or arou- Never mind, that sensa… 02/20/2013 on amurica +1
#59 - Picture 02/19/2013 on Think about it +46
#369 - Ohhhh. Not bad. 02/19/2013 on Oh God 0
#93 - One of my best favourites on Youtube.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Oh God +4
#97 - spacestalin (02/19/2013) [-]
may as well share what I have. Hope you enjoy it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOBbPytdbns
User avatar #369 - maartenc (02/19/2013) [-]
Ohhhh. Not bad.
#227 - lasmamoe (02/19/2013) [-]
Youtube cracks me up.
#41 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qn27GOAkwo something like this.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Oh God +55
User avatar #292 - chezburgadominator (02/19/2013) [-]
I like this..
User avatar #223 - lasmamoe (02/19/2013) [-]
Favorited instantly.
This if fucking awesome.
#83 - spacestalin (02/19/2013) [-]
that's actually not quite bad
User avatar #93 - maartenc (02/19/2013) [-]
One of my best favourites on Youtube.
#97 - spacestalin (02/19/2013) [-]
may as well share what I have. Hope you enjoy it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOBbPytdbns
User avatar #369 - maartenc (02/19/2013) [-]
Ohhhh. Not bad.
#227 - lasmamoe (02/19/2013) [-]
Youtube cracks me up.
User avatar #82 - darklordtwentyone (02/19/2013) [-]
That's actually quite pleasant.
#77 - thumbmonster (02/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 - iamthefirstnigger (02/19/2013) [-]
AA SHUU DEKEEIIIII OOOOOO
User avatar #289 - chezburgadominator (02/19/2013) [-]
Aa-shuu dekei-oo!
User avatar #57 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (02/19/2013) [-]
That... isnt disagreeable, Serious talent with the throat singing, and for the love of God they can keep a beat and a subject line.. Creative as fuck... I'de take it over Nikki manaje or whatever her name is any day
#229 - USA pls 02/19/2013 on 'Murica! +14
#182 - A puma is still a cat. 02/19/2013 on Ninja Puma 0
#50 - Picture 02/18/2013 on I wonder how it tastes? +8
#49 - I am honestly disappointed in the Netherlands here.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2013 on I wonder how it tastes? +19
#120 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2013) [-]
hoe smacking duck
User avatar #58 - notsureifanon (02/18/2013) [-]
We're just classy.
#248 - MFW I finally got it. 02/18/2013 on when you see it +16
#21 - Holy shit, yes. I won everything yesterday. Damn. 02/17/2013 on Russians down 0
#229 - Here you go, anon. It's not 100% what you wanted, but this is …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2013 on DEEP INSIDE Porn Stats +4
User avatar #245 - serotonin (02/17/2013) [-]
Japan > America...I didnt expect that.
#242 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2013) [-]
im bigger than everyone except for the niggers :(
User avatar #234 - akg (02/17/2013) [-]
Japs have got longer dicks than russians? No wonder why russians are so mad at everyone
User avatar #237 - konradkurze (02/17/2013) [-]
could be why russians hold the biggest country
compensating.......
#120 - Picture 02/16/2013 on How I lost the only girl I... +3
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