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Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Location:Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#4279
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#55 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Bitch, I might be. 0
#176 - I suddenly crave for BBQ. 05/14/2013 on Need a hand 0
#154 - Possibly bite it too.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Need a hand 0
#167 - leobreacker (05/14/2013) [-]
Ehhhhh?!
#176 - maartenc (05/14/2013) [-]
I suddenly crave for BBQ.
#1368 - Free thumbs, ******* ! 1368th round is on me! 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +13
#39 - Picture 05/14/2013 on fallout +7
#111 - Now lick it  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Need a hand +4
#135 - leobreacker (05/14/2013) [-]
L-lick it?
#154 - maartenc (05/14/2013) [-]
Possibly bite it too.
#167 - leobreacker (05/14/2013) [-]
Ehhhhh?!
#176 - maartenc (05/14/2013) [-]
I suddenly crave for BBQ.
#61 - ***** , do you even Magicarp? 05/13/2013 on Every school needs this poster -1
#44 - Oh of course. People who believe that bs should be sent on the… 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
#40 - Well, I do believe that I'll be able to witness a Mars flight …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
#43 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh a Mars trip is perfectly feasible. This Mars One idea is a complete sham though. They don't actually have a plan beyond the vague idea of building a city on Mars and they also currently lack the technology, funds, means and expertise to do so.

I cannot stress enough that at the moment Mars One is a website with a few concept pictures. Conservatively, they reckon they need $6 billion to pull it off (which will inflate if/when they begin to actually start planning.). They currently have raised less than $100k
User avatar #44 - maartenc (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh of course. People who believe that bs should be sent on the first possible flight to help terraform Mars. Then they can actually make themselves useful.
#37 - You guys know that that trip will be a one-way-ticket?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
#39 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
And most-likely non-existent...
User avatar #40 - maartenc (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, I do believe that I'll be able to witness a Mars flight in my life, but it's either going to be someone rich and crazy who wants to die on Mars, or someone/a team who's going to terraform Mars.
#43 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh a Mars trip is perfectly feasible. This Mars One idea is a complete sham though. They don't actually have a plan beyond the vague idea of building a city on Mars and they also currently lack the technology, funds, means and expertise to do so.

I cannot stress enough that at the moment Mars One is a website with a few concept pictures. Conservatively, they reckon they need $6 billion to pull it off (which will inflate if/when they begin to actually start planning.). They currently have raised less than $100k
User avatar #44 - maartenc (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh of course. People who believe that bs should be sent on the first possible flight to help terraform Mars. Then they can actually make themselves useful.
#13 - I'm not racist; racism is a crime and crime is for black people. 05/03/2013 on True? Most Likely -1
#46 - Picture 04/24/2013 on WARNING: CANCER INSIDE +1
#8 - I would like to point out that you've drawn everything very we…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on bad pun LOL +2
User avatar #9 - chaossniper (04/23/2013) [-]
thanks and yes i started drawning in class and thought of the pun and well finished it at home
#69 - Haha, some people. (Expand, it's worth the read, unl…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Stupid +2
#167 - XTakedownpaladinX (04/22/2013) [-]
#140 - mindfuckingtastic (04/22/2013) [-]
>every guy is castrated
>"breed"

wat
#138 - rawesome (04/22/2013) [-]
I know it's BS, but it still rustles my jimmies
#107 - urfaesiskrewdup (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #86 - Shadow Guardian (04/22/2013) [-]
She misspelled Utopia.
#96 - jazzytheferret (04/22/2013) [-]
distopia?
User avatar #116 - Shadow Guardian (04/22/2013) [-]
No, she spelled it Eutopia.
And your's is dystopia.
#319 - jazzytheferret (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, I responded to the wrong comment. I was simply stating that I would view this as a dystopia. Yea, I misspelled mine as well the first time as well.
#72 - flemsdfer (04/22/2013) [-]
#231 - I am genuinely upset right now. 04/19/2013 on what the actual fuck +5
#68 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Two in One +12
#22 - Ugh, .gif resize. It says in the title 'Brunette gets…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Woah +39
#29 - shishiko (04/15/2013) [-]
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Woah +34
#38 - icescream (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - maartenc (04/15/2013) [-]
Ugh, .gif resize.

It says in the title 'Brunette gets boobs soaking wet'
#29 - shishiko (04/15/2013) [-]
#28 - Yeah, I noticed it too. I cringed. 04/14/2013 on links a dick.... 0
#5 - Check the 'O'  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2013 on links a dick.... +29
User avatar #24 - gongthehawkeye (04/14/2013) [-]
It didn't rhyme near the end.

da fuck?
User avatar #28 - maartenc (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I noticed it too. I cringed.
User avatar #23 - anonemus (04/14/2013) [-]
Fuckin' Ultros. Why must you come in at the least opportune moments and screw everything up? Die in something that makes it rhyme!
User avatar #18 - ocatapus (04/14/2013) [-]
I sang the whole thing until i got to U and it didn't rhyme with V :C
User avatar #15 - BShocker (04/13/2013) [-]
Screw that, man. I checked all of it.
User avatar #9 - sigmatempus (04/13/2013) [-]
i sang that
#110 - Large version of the Lemmings one. God I loved that game. 04/13/2013 on Video Games vs. Real Life 0
#304 - In fealty to our God-Emperor, our undying lord, and by the gra… 04/13/2013 on Just no. +8
#67 - Now here's the average length for each country (lol France)  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Huge Dicks +4
User avatar #385 - rplix (04/10/2013) [-]
US average erect size is 5.1 inches?

We need to stop the South Korean immigration to bring up our average!

Mexico is beating us!
User avatar #190 - thekinganon (04/10/2013) [-]
Im Indian but my dick is Moroccan apparently.
#146 - widar (04/10/2013) [-]
The problem with those numbers is that often they don't actually take accurate measurements but just ask people and, if they do take accurate measurements, the other problem is that people with bigger penises are more likely to volunteer to be measured.
#151 - Hidnight (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm bigger than most countries according to this, im ok
#104 - kanayamaryam (04/10/2013) [-]
South Korea
3.8 inches
#952 - Aw. 04/07/2013 on Username update 0
#55 - Can't we just agree that gen.5 was horrible and then proceed t… 04/06/2013 on Gen I Elitism -4

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