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Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
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#56 - Now imagine how I felt when I saw this on my facebook feeds.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on I saw this at work today... +3
#59 - therambohawk (03/25/2013) [-]
"The grumpy one"
User avatar #58 - awalkingparadox (03/25/2013) [-]
oh god..
#6 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Das gay +7
#8 - Picture 03/22/2013 on immediately regret this... 0
#83 - Now watch it again with only audio. 03/22/2013 on Hungry Chicken 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on WHO WAS DOOR? +35
#41 - dereken (03/20/2013) [-]
He then turned to find the family living in the cabin, still staring angrily at him for invading their home. The end.
#15 - mikesch (03/19/2013) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Quarter pounder with cheese **

Hah. I like this one.
#4 - If anyone's wondering, this is where that's from. 03/19/2013 on Poor Bidoof :( +1
#16 - Haha, some women.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Problem? +27
#69 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Are you niggers really this stupid that you can't comprehend obvious and very simple humor?
#104 - dorklordrises (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone failed to get the joke though, so who are you talking to?

In conclusion shut up meg
#62 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
If you actually consider that this is anything else but a joke, you are pretty much retarded.
They even spelled women "womyn".
User avatar #80 - misterkinz (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm guessing they did that so they could remove men from the word and therefore take away dominance or something like that
User avatar #79 - coolcalx (03/18/2013) [-]
1.) yes this is satire
but
2.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womyn
User avatar #40 - RamzaBeoulve (03/17/2013) [-]
"Does your man use toothpaste? Dump him, he's an asshole."
#37 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
I dunno... Some of that seems kinda tongue-in-cheek.
User avatar #32 - crazehtoast (03/17/2013) [-]
I need to start a Internet Hitman company where you can pay somebody to punch a douche in their damn face.
User avatar #31 - awsomesauceboi (03/17/2013) [-]
"him leaving the toilet seat up was obviously to make me feel unwelcome in my own home, i was in tears every night. so i chaned the toilet seat down"

wat
#22 - Godnondeju wat heb ik zin in poffertjes. 03/17/2013 on ice cream you scream 0
#84 - communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/entertainment-ne… 03/16/2013 on Fair Warning -1
#6 - inb4 he became an Asian.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on Best. Fucking. Review. Ever. +13
User avatar #11 - akjunker (03/15/2013) [-]
SORCE!!!
#494 - And fagots like you make a lot of bronies think that everyone … 03/12/2013 on Spike's Mother 0
#207 - Now I do want to eat that. 03/12/2013 on NO! 0
#202 - That does sound plausible, though I want to know... do they co…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on NO! 0
User avatar #206 - dtox (03/12/2013) [-]
They cook and season it, can't remember exactly how, probably boiled or cooked in an oven.

the bones become softened enough to chew after that.
User avatar #207 - maartenc (03/12/2013) [-]
Now I do want to eat that.
#195 - Now eat it.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on NO! +5
User avatar #200 - dtox (03/12/2013) [-]
That is actually a dish in places such as Cambodia. they cook the skeletons of the animals they kill (snakes especially) and then eat it. It's their primary source of calcium, since they don't have much in the form of dairy.
User avatar #202 - maartenc (03/12/2013) [-]
That does sound plausible, though I want to know... do they cook the skeleton or what? Just munching on a skeleton all day doesn't really feel... appetizing
User avatar #206 - dtox (03/12/2013) [-]
They cook and season it, can't remember exactly how, probably boiled or cooked in an oven.

the bones become softened enough to chew after that.
User avatar #207 - maartenc (03/12/2013) [-]
Now I do want to eat that.
#386 - Not a brony , but that was still pretty good.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Spike's Mother +7
#401 - N. Korean citizen (03/12/2013) [-]
no this shit was gay
bronies are all fucking faggots
get a life losers
User avatar #494 - maartenc (03/12/2013) [-]
And fagots like you make a lot of bronies think that everyone hates them. Fo' shame.
User avatar #399 - theorangefox (03/12/2013) [-]
I know Enel was supposed to be on the moon, but this is ridiculous!
#10 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Not surprised +9
#343 - This is the full pic of the black hole, from wikipedia. Enjoy  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Facts and shit -1
User avatar #355 - semilunarknight (03/11/2013) [-]
Actually that's a pic of the empty space or void of light created by a black hole...but jea, it's a hole and it's black.
#17 - Picture 03/08/2013 on annie and big daddy 0
#294 - Did someone say feminists?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on OH GOD PLEASE KILL HER +3
#335 - someponynew (03/08/2013) [-]
"especially after I spent $500 in savings on clothes"

You bitch, how bout you go die.
#327 - galkawhm (03/08/2013) [-]
I squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom because I'm not a fucking animal.

gif unrelated
#318 - swordwoman (03/08/2013) [-]
I must know the site...
#312 - JMF (03/08/2013) [-]
I am now very upset.
User avatar #306 - mikeliterous (03/08/2013) [-]
that cant be real
#84 - I have the exact opposite. I can also move my breast bone. Shi… 03/08/2013 on Title 0
#172 - Reminded me of this. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57343… 03/08/2013 on Forbidden Love +3
#25 - Reverse searched and translated for better quality. 03/04/2013 on Lol Sona .... 0
#14 - Fuck, where? Supermarkets around me only have the usual Hazel … 03/04/2013 on Popcorn chocolate 0
#92 - My god. 03/03/2013 on I present you... Alpha King 0
#10 - Suddenly, feels 03/02/2013 on Army of happy lighters +1
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