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Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
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#4 - Picture 10/26/2012 on a guy and a girl +3
#17 - I fucking love Berserk. Here, have one of my favourite Berserk… 10/26/2012 on ITS A TRAP! +7
#62 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Meanwhile in America 0
#35 - That's the joke. 10/26/2012 on OMG I LOVE ME MES! +12
#73 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Skyrim +14
#74 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on DuUuUuUuUuDE +6
#76 - notified (10/26/2012) [-]
#40 - I clicked before watching. 10/24/2012 on Timelapse of a Tree in Canada +5
#70 - It was all part of a bigger plan, OP. You have been very useful.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2012 on Insert title here 0
User avatar #94 - mummer (10/23/2012) [-]
stop being so fucking greedy!!
#69 - Clearly we have a paradox on our hands... Ah well. Here's a ca… 10/23/2012 on Clever Clock +2
#49 - "The past is a method; the future and expectation. Neithe…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Clever Clock +3
User avatar #54 - bitchplzzz (10/23/2012) [-]
I read once that your eyes actually have a sort of "delay" in showing your brain what they saw. If you stare with your eyes open, time seems to crawl by. But if you move your eyes side to side, like, put your index and middle finger up and straighten your hand(like the peace sign) and dash your eyes between then, you can notice a (blank image) where you dont see anything, if done right. There for, we are actually a fraction of time in the past with out minds. but like only less than a micro second or so.
#51 - Darianvincent (10/23/2012) [-]
I always thought it was "There's no such thing has the present just immediate past and future" -Shrug- Here's a deer licking a kitten.
#69 - maartenc (10/23/2012) [-]
Clearly we have a paradox on our hands... Ah well. Here's a cat hugging a cat plush.
User avatar #52 - Darianvincent (10/23/2012) [-]
as*
#76 - Rules 1&2 only count during raids.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on MFW someone talks about... +1
User avatar #77 - jibbablabba (10/22/2012) [-]
hmm, i thought it was for when you're off the computer and out in the real world. cuz i'm pretty sure most /b/ tards don't want to hear some random fag talking about it in school.
#154 - I'm sorry that I cannot provide... this time. Hoping for other… 10/22/2012 on i came 0
#81 - Oh I know exactly...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on i came 0
User avatar #108 - fantazayamaya (10/21/2012) [-]
oh lordy, anime sauce? :D
User avatar #154 - maartenc (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry that I cannot provide... this time. Hoping for others to help me here.
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Serious Wall +3
#9 - jamath (10/20/2012) [-]
#23 - fuperbooper (10/20/2012) [-]
#12 - Picture 10/20/2012 on wtf build-a-bear 0
#71 - Did anyone say... feels?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Do you even lift? +37
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#103 - evenzebrasroar (10/20/2012) [-]
#99 - skinless (10/20/2012) [-]
oh man..i got a feel for the pokemon i always made fun of...*tear*
#98 - hungryforwords (10/20/2012) [-]
godammit now I feel guilty.
Y u do dis?!
#94 - UNIQUELOL (10/20/2012) [-]
Sorry Bidoof, but its just that no one likes your ugly face.




Baby Panda = My feel.
User avatar #89 - AresX (10/20/2012) [-]
cruel*
#87 - cookiel has deleted their comment.
User avatar #92 - rattman (10/20/2012) [-]
I hate "bidof" as well.
#85 - xMWxBEASTx (10/20/2012) [-]
#79 - sevinecoel (10/20/2012) [-]
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#75 - captainwow (10/20/2012) [-]
#98 - That sums it up pretty well, yes. 10/15/2012 on Wut. +1
#17 - Please. It's Vincent van Gogh, just saying 10/15/2012 on D.I.Y. +1
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Wut. +12
#19 - godof (10/14/2012) [-]
dafuq?
#93 - tozence (10/15/2012) [-]
I'll try and explain it in detail. First panel: Bauknecht(the name of the knight) is half way through his journey to Jerusalem, when he suddenly hears a loud thump caused by a magician that has fallen from a tree. Second panel: It's Merlin! ''I'm happy to see you knight! I'm afraid I've broken a vertebra when I fell.'' Says Merlin. He continues: ''Would you like to bring me home?'' Third panel: Merlin: ''If you do that I promise I will give you a magical beer glass that never empties!'' Fourth panel: ''I shall cross mountains and valleys just to bring you home, magician!'' Says Bauknecht. Fifth panel: Bauknecht summarizes the long journey to... Sixth panel: A journey full of adventures! Seventh panel: Obstacles! Eighth panel: And danger! Ninth panel: Once both of them are back at Merlin's house six months later... Merlin: ''Thank you knight, behold the magic beer glass that is yours now, have a drink! tenth panel: Merlin'' It's Heineken. And well you get the eleventh panel. The joke is that the knight doesn't like Heineken. I hope I helped.
#99 - godof (10/16/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #98 - maartenc (10/15/2012) [-]
That sums it up pretty well, yes.
#85 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Real Sea Monster +12
#97 - skinless (10/14/2012) [-]
dear lord..you're relentless
#230 - Squall, Natsu, Dragonite. 10/09/2012 on Zombie Game +1
#28 - I'm lucky I've already seen that. Still, that was pr… 10/08/2012 on /anime/ in a nutshell +5
#144 - ok 10/08/2012 on Came across this on FB 0
#17 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Asians Rove the Bracks +2
#12 - Fuck yeah Magicarp.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Gave me a feel +36
User avatar #67 - ihaveakeyboard (10/08/2012) [-]
I came all the way back to this part of the comments to make certain that somebody had alreay posted this. thank god
User avatar #18 - anthonyh (10/07/2012) [-]
I love these fucking things
User avatar #15 - majormoron (10/07/2012) [-]
Holy Fucking Christ

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