Merry Christmas, even if it is the 24th here

In Denmark we celebrate it on the 24th
Screw your rules lux

Really?
Odd.
We celebrate the 24th by getting ready for the 25th.
Christmas eve is like it's own sort of holiday, to get the kids excited for Santa.
Then we rip packaging apart on the 25th, to complain about how much our parents don't love us.

Well, we:
Get up early to cook food, mom atleast.
Guests arrive, we chill together, talk about random stuff
Eat time is up
After everybody has eaten and has set their stomach we dance around the tree, singing Christmas carols
Then, presents
Then, chill with candy and cakes on the table while children play with their new toys

Christmas is hard

Dancing?
We never dance.

Well, not really dance.
We just walk around it in a circle while holding hands and then we give each other the presents.
It's a lot of fun

Sounds too.... touchy for me.
I'm a touchy feely type, but only with certain people.

Well, I hope so. I don't actually doubt that I will find a gf, it's just a matter of when. Currently, I am at a state of 'If I see the opportunity, I'll take it, but I don't care otherwise'. Later on, I'll actually look for. In words of Chef from South Park "There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college."

It really is.
Take it from me.

Lol. Well, I've gotta go. My computer is being ***** and I need to take a shower. Once I'm done with that, I'll come onto ponythread for a bit. Talk to you then.

Aight.

Watching Naruto Shippuden, and I just realized I have a huge rip in my pants. However about you?

Juuuuuuuusst getting over my hangover.

What were you drinking?

2/3 of a bottle of SKYY and a tequila shot.
It was all in my stomach.
First time my girlfriend puked from being drunk.
I remember throwing up 3 times at the toilet.
I'm told I literally crawled there and was puking for an hour and a half.

Sounds like a fun night. Was it at a party, or a bar?

Party, I'm 18.
Oh god man, I vaguely remember clutching my chest, saying, "Oh yeah I have nipples" before falling down.
And I drunk texted zealotgold

"S lot.
aI can't.
Eaiy.
Uvan."

Still don't know what I meant.

lel

Duude.
I was ****** up.

you dont say? haha im pretty gone now my self

I'm done for a week or three.

good idea lol

Lol. Do you know him IRL, or are you only internet friends with him/her? Either way, that's pretty funny.

Internet friends. He's Nyx on ponythread.

Cool. Been awhile since I was on there. Now that I'm going back on brony board, I might start frequenting there a bit more.

You should.
It's good now.
Oh god, I stepped outside to go home, and immediately threw up bile.
My girlfriend was like, "We aren't going home with you like this, and I'm not much better. Let's go to my dad's, we can deal with this there."

So we did that. Met her dad hungover. Great start. Awesome guy though.

That's good. The, her dad being awesome part, not the meeting him hungover part. But, sometimes, things like that are inevitable. Was it the first time you met her dad, or did you mean it was just the first time you had met him hungover?

First time altogether.

Well, although it probably could've been better, at least he knows you're responsible enough to not drive drunk.

Well, I don't drive at all.

Do you not own a car, or just prefer not to?

No car.
It sucks.

I bet. Soon as I get a job, I'm going to be putting some money back each paycheck for a car.

It's harder than you think.
Don't get a girlfriend, then.
As nice as it is to have someone to grope when you're drunk and not remembering any of the **** she tells you you did, it's expensive.

Way ahead of you there buddy. *sobs quietly*

*pats you on back*
It's okay **** NO ED I DO NOT WANT OT BE DRUNK WHEN I WAKE UP! NO!
NO!
It's okay, someday you'll have money, and a car, and a person who you can practically molest when both of you are piss drunk.

I don't know who that is.

The princess bride?

Looks cool.

Not ringing a bell. Hold on, let me google it real quick.

Omg.

Sorry, I don't watch many movies.

It's kay.

Okay, wait. Are you talking about the girlfriend that you accidentally got? Because if you are, you are a lucky bastard if she likes being tied up. If you don't already know, that is one of my fetishes.

It wasn't accidentally, but yes.
Yes I am.

Nice. Were you two doing the tying in a sexual way, or did you just tie her up?

Well considering I can tie her in a harness too....
Definitely the first.

Have you two done the sex yet?

No.
But I'm going to learn knots for her.
Which will be difficult, considering I've been knot-challeneged my whole life.

Are saying you can knot tie very well?

Yeah.
Pretty much.
I need to buy some good rope though.

You should be able to find some stuff that was made for bondage on amazon.

I can get 40 yards of the same stuff I used today at home depot cheap.
It's a good thickness, easy to tie, but soft so no rope burn.

Well, that's good. I've never exactly been a part of bondage before, so I don't really know what to look for in rope quality.

Something slender enough to tie with ease, yet not so that it will cut, and soft enought to avoid rope burn.
Also, if you haven't done it you can't say you like it.
I thought I'd prefer being tied.
I generally hate control.
But when it comes to that, today, I learned.
I.
Love.
Control.

In that case you'd probably like pet play. And I said that it's one of my fetishes, I get a hard-on thinking about it, and I think that I might like both roles, but would prefer being the one controlling.

Huh.
Well then.
Give it a go when you get the chance.

I definitely plan on it. I actually had somebody that might've been willing, but she is slightly psycho. Not the "If you break up with me I'll kill you" psycho, but the "I might kill myself if something happens that I don't like" psycho, so me and her didn't get together.

Oh. yeah,
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Definitely. In fact, she is currently dating somebody (a girl) who is already dating somebody else (a guy) and the guy knows about it, and is perfectly fine with it. I find it kinda ***** , but if they can work it out, it'll be kinda neat.

Just don't get involved.

Well, the dude is one of my close friends, so it's hard not to, but I'm trying the best I can. To change the subject a bit, you planing on doing anything for Halloween?

ONLY BEING THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!

I would, but the only reason I would go on there is to talk with you. I might start going on, but I've been drifting off of this sites pony board even.

I know the feel, you'll come back eventually.
It fades in and out for everyone.

Yea, that's what I feel like will happen too. So, what have you been up to lately?

Not much, I think I got a girlfriend.
My exact words were, "Would you , like to go out sometime?"
Her: *smiling* "Liiiike..."
"Yeah."
"Yeah, I'd like to give it a shot."

And then later she jokingly kissed one of the girls in our group, then turned to me and said, "Wait, girls are okay, right?"
"Of course, encouraged, in fact."

We've been sitting together in the university center, took a couple naps together, held hands and went to a movie at midnight and a playground at like 2:00 am after, this is in the past two weeks.

I'm 18, and she's 22. So far, life has been good.

That's awesome. Good luck with that. I'm already jealous of her Nothing too exciting in my life recently. My one friend had a b-day party Sunday, he's 16 now and plans on getting his permit as soon as possible.

That's exciting.
Having friends that can drive rocks.
I can't...

Anyway, she's pretty chill and plays pokemon and batman.
I must have mad game or something.

That's pretty cool. Speaking of that, do you have Pokemon X or Y yet?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I got it ******* release day, man.

Lucky bastard. I don't even have a 3ds yet. However, Pokemon is gonna be the first thing I buy once I do have one.

Good.
My god, that was a good one.
>Do you have pokemon X or Y yet?

Lol. I'm actually debating whether to get a 3ds or GTA V first.

pokemon.

Very well. It'll probably actually come down to a coin flip

OR a lux flip.

You should come on other thread once in a while, we all miss you there.

phans board?

ponythread.com

ive only been there a few times... its kinda hard to get used too

We have it a lot more polished.
Try it out. Maybe you'll like it.

just logged in... not bad

I'm a mod there, DJ 1UXR4Y.
Even though my username is luxray, they changed it because I DJ it.

****** I was at the strip club for my 18th.

I never even knew I had one.
I accept all.

lol good cause by the power of nyx you better XD

I like my monotype corsiva.

-gasp-

Come on over.

Work sucks.
I'll get to it now.
Give me a bit to get going and open the gate.

Only if hayabusa doesn't want them. He's already my designated leech.

What?

Do you mean that the show is post apocalyptic or the comic I made?

Oh, sorry. The show. It's been confirmed and hinted at in a number of episodes.

I know, I've seen every episode, my comic was just a joke...

Perhaps some clarification shoud be added to the description, You may find a lot of backlash otherwise.

Uh huh. Interesting. Thanks for telling me I guess.

I took back my downthumb, FIY.

If you can find me.

2bad
imma do it anyways

Free dick sux. Cool.

It's okay.

tip: comment on random and thumb your own comments up

that's how I became #1 there ^-^

1) Thank you very much.
2) how did you find out I had it?

Lol idk, I think I was looking at some Pokemon content and saw that you posted. Not creeping on you, I swear lol.

No worries. I obviously post on most pokemon related stuff.

Hmm? what one is that?

I'm sorry it's 11 at night here I'm really tired.

I brought a cinnamon roll.

Yay.
Now the funtimes can begins.

**luxray noms the cinnamon roll seductively**

**warzon slowly began to grab luxrays belt**

Luxray in one swift motion removes his shirt.

**warzon in a swift motion mounts lux**

**luxray instaboners**

**warzon giggles of course revealing to be a changeling**

**luxray reveals himself as CTHULU, DARK LORD OF ALL**

**warzon casualy reveals to be discord lord of cthulu**

Bend over.

**warzon casualy use discordic powers to transport them to a maze**

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_ulLbQr0Y