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User avatar #181 - silasersej (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas, lux
User avatar #182 to #181 - luxray (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas, even if it is the 24th here
User avatar #183 to #182 - silasersej (12/24/2013) [-]
In Denmark we celebrate it on the 24th
Screw your rules lux
User avatar #184 to #183 - luxray (12/24/2013) [-]
Really?
Odd.
We celebrate the 24th by getting ready for the 25th.
Christmas eve is like it's own sort of holiday, to get the kids excited for Santa.
Then we rip packaging apart on the 25th, to complain about how much our parents don't love us.
User avatar #185 to #184 - silasersej (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, we:
Get up early to cook food, mom atleast.
Guests arrive, we chill together, talk about random stuff
Eat time is up
After everybody has eaten and has set their stomach we dance around the tree, singing Christmas carols
Then, presents
Then, chill with candy and cakes on the table while children play with their new toys

Christmas is hard
User avatar #186 to #185 - luxray (12/24/2013) [-]
Dancing?
We never dance.
User avatar #187 to #186 - silasersej (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, not really dance.
We just walk around it in a circle while holding hands and then we give each other the presents.
It's a lot of fun
User avatar #188 to #187 - luxray (12/24/2013) [-]
Sounds too.... touchy for me.
I'm a touchy feely type, but only with certain people.
User avatar #151 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
NEWFOROMADOR!
What's up?
User avatar #177 to #151 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, I hope so. I don't actually doubt that I will find a gf, it's just a matter of when. Currently, I am at a state of 'If I see the opportunity, I'll take it, but I don't care otherwise'. Later on, I'll actually look for. In words of Chef from South Park "There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college."
User avatar #178 to #177 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
It really is.
Take it from me.
User avatar #179 to #178 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Lol. Well, I've gotta go. My computer is being ***** and I need to take a shower. Once I'm done with that, I'll come onto ponythread for a bit. Talk to you then.
User avatar #180 to #179 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Aight.
User avatar #152 to #151 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Watching Naruto Shippuden, and I just realized I have a huge rip in my pants. However about you?
User avatar #153 to #152 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Juuuuuuuusst getting over my hangover.
User avatar #154 to #153 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
What were you drinking?
User avatar #155 to #154 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
2/3 of a bottle of SKYY and a tequila shot.
It was all in my stomach.
First time my girlfriend puked from being drunk.
I remember throwing up 3 times at the toilet.
I'm told I literally crawled there and was puking for an hour and a half.
User avatar #156 to #155 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like a fun night. Was it at a party, or a bar?
User avatar #157 to #156 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Party, I'm 18.
Oh god man, I vaguely remember clutching my chest, saying, "Oh yeah I have nipples" before falling down.
And I drunk texted zealotgold

"S lot.
aI can't.
Eaiy.
Uvan."

Still don't know what I meant.
User avatar #161 to #159 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Duude.
I was ****** up.
User avatar #164 to #161 - zealotgold (11/25/2013) [-]
you dont say? haha im pretty gone now my self
User avatar #165 to #164 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm done for a week or three.
User avatar #169 to #165 - zealotgold (11/25/2013) [-]
good idea lol
User avatar #158 to #157 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Lol. Do you know him IRL, or are you only internet friends with him/her? Either way, that's pretty funny.
User avatar #160 to #158 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Internet friends. He's Nyx on ponythread.
User avatar #162 to #160 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Cool. Been awhile since I was on there. Now that I'm going back on brony board, I might start frequenting there a bit more.
User avatar #163 to #162 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
You should.
It's good now.
Oh god, I stepped outside to go home, and immediately threw up bile.
My girlfriend was like, "We aren't going home with you like this, and I'm not much better. Let's go to my dad's, we can deal with this there."

So we did that. Met her dad hungover. Great start. Awesome guy though.
User avatar #166 to #163 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
That's good. The, her dad being awesome part, not the meeting him hungover part. But, sometimes, things like that are inevitable. Was it the first time you met her dad, or did you mean it was just the first time you had met him hungover?
User avatar #167 to #166 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
First time altogether.
User avatar #168 to #167 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, although it probably could've been better, at least he knows you're responsible enough to not drive drunk.
User avatar #170 to #168 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, I don't drive at all.
User avatar #171 to #170 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Do you not own a car, or just prefer not to?
User avatar #172 to #171 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
No car.
It sucks.
User avatar #173 to #172 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
I bet. Soon as I get a job, I'm going to be putting some money back each paycheck for a car.
User avatar #174 to #173 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
It's harder than you think.
Don't get a girlfriend, then.
As nice as it is to have someone to grope when you're drunk and not remembering any of the **** she tells you you did, it's expensive.
User avatar #175 to #174 - newforomador (11/25/2013) [-]
Way ahead of you there buddy. *sobs quietly*
User avatar #176 to #175 - luxray (11/25/2013) [-]
*pats you on back*
It's okay **** NO ED I DO NOT WANT OT BE DRUNK WHEN I WAKE UP! NO!
NO!
It's okay, someday you'll have money, and a car, and a person who you can practically molest when both of you are piss drunk.
User avatar #123 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Newforomador, update.
Bondage day.
Learned a couple knots and a harness.
She was my test subject.
I learned that I like tying more than being tied.
Because goddamn did she look gorgeous with her hands bound and the other end in my hands.
User avatar #144 to #123 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
I don't know who that is.
User avatar #145 to #144 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
The princess bride?
User avatar #147 to #145 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Looks cool.
User avatar #146 to #145 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Not ringing a bell. Hold on, let me google it real quick.
User avatar #148 to #146 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Omg.
User avatar #149 to #148 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't watch many movies.
User avatar #150 to #149 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
It's kay.
User avatar #124 to #123 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Okay, wait. Are you talking about the girlfriend that you accidentally got? Because if you are, you are a lucky bastard if she likes being tied up. If you don't already know, that is one of my fetishes.
User avatar #125 to #124 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
It wasn't accidentally, but yes.
Yes I am.
User avatar #126 to #125 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Nice. Were you two doing the tying in a sexual way, or did you just tie her up?
User avatar #127 to #126 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Well considering I can tie her in a harness too....
Definitely the first.
User avatar #128 to #127 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Have you two done the sex yet?
User avatar #129 to #128 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
No.
But I'm going to learn knots for her.
Which will be difficult, considering I've been knot-challeneged my whole life.
User avatar #130 to #129 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Are saying you can knot tie very well?
User avatar #131 to #130 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Pretty much.
I need to buy some good rope though.
User avatar #132 to #131 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
You should be able to find some stuff that was made for bondage on amazon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
I can get 40 yards of the same stuff I used today at home depot cheap.
It's a good thickness, easy to tie, but soft so no rope burn.
User avatar #134 to #133 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, that's good. I've never exactly been a part of bondage before, so I don't really know what to look for in rope quality.
User avatar #135 to #134 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Something slender enough to tie with ease, yet not so that it will cut, and soft enought to avoid rope burn.
Also, if you haven't done it you can't say you like it.
I thought I'd prefer being tied.
I generally hate control.
But when it comes to that, today, I learned.
I.
Love.
Control.
User avatar #136 to #135 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
In that case you'd probably like pet play. And I said that it's one of my fetishes, I get a hard-on thinking about it, and I think that I might like both roles, but would prefer being the one controlling.
User avatar #137 to #136 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Huh.
Well then.
Give it a go when you get the chance.
User avatar #138 to #137 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
I definitely plan on it. I actually had somebody that might've been willing, but she is slightly psycho. Not the "If you break up with me I'll kill you" psycho, but the "I might kill myself if something happens that I don't like" psycho, so me and her didn't get together.
User avatar #139 to #138 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh. yeah,
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
User avatar #140 to #139 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Definitely. In fact, she is currently dating somebody (a girl) who is already dating somebody else (a guy) and the guy knows about it, and is perfectly fine with it. I find it kinda ***** , but if they can work it out, it'll be kinda neat.
User avatar #141 to #140 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
Just don't get involved.
User avatar #142 to #141 - newforomador (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, the dude is one of my close friends, so it's hard not to, but I'm trying the best I can. To change the subject a bit, you planing on doing anything for Halloween?
User avatar #143 to #142 - luxray (10/31/2013) [-]
ONLY BEING THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!
User avatar #108 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
Newforomador, come on ponythread.
WE miss you.
User avatar #109 to #108 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
I would, but the only reason I would go on there is to talk with you. I might start going on, but I've been drifting off of this sites pony board even.
User avatar #110 to #109 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
I know the feel, you'll come back eventually.
It fades in and out for everyone.
User avatar #111 to #110 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
Yea, that's what I feel like will happen too. So, what have you been up to lately?
User avatar #112 to #111 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
Not much, I think I got a girlfriend.
My exact words were, "Would you , like to go out sometime?"
Her: *smiling* "Liiiike..."
"Yeah."
"Yeah, I'd like to give it a shot."

And then later she jokingly kissed one of the girls in our group, then turned to me and said, "Wait, girls are okay, right?"
"Of course, encouraged, in fact."

We've been sitting together in the university center, took a couple naps together, held hands and went to a movie at midnight and a playground at like 2:00 am after, this is in the past two weeks.

I'm 18, and she's 22. So far, life has been good.
User avatar #113 to #112 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
That's awesome. Good luck with that. I'm already jealous of her Nothing too exciting in my life recently. My one friend had a b-day party Sunday, he's 16 now and plans on getting his permit as soon as possible.
User avatar #114 to #113 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
That's exciting.
Having friends that can drive rocks.
I can't...

Anyway, she's pretty chill and plays pokemon and batman.
I must have mad game or something.
User avatar #115 to #114 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool. Speaking of that, do you have Pokemon X or Y yet?
User avatar #116 to #115 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I got it ******* release day, man.
User avatar #117 to #116 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard. I don't even have a 3ds yet. However, Pokemon is gonna be the first thing I buy once I do have one.
User avatar #118 to #117 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
Good.
My god, that was a good one.
>Do you have pokemon X or Y yet?
User avatar #119 to #118 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
Lol. I'm actually debating whether to get a 3ds or GTA V first.
User avatar #120 to #119 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]

pokemon.
User avatar #121 to #120 - newforomador (10/29/2013) [-]
Very well. It'll probably actually come down to a coin flip
User avatar #122 to #121 - luxray (10/29/2013) [-]
OR a lux flip.
User avatar #100 - DrOhcysp (09/30/2013) [-]
cant reply to comment on board cuz of addys **** up..

but im good!
busy but good
User avatar #101 to #100 - luxray (09/30/2013) [-]
You should come on other thread once in a while, we all miss you there.
User avatar #102 to #101 - DrOhcysp (09/30/2013) [-]
phans board?
User avatar #104 to #103 - DrOhcysp (09/30/2013) [-]
ive only been there a few times... its kinda hard to get used too
User avatar #105 to #104 - luxray (09/30/2013) [-]
We have it a lot more polished.
Try it out. Maybe you'll like it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - DrOhcysp (09/30/2013) [-]
just logged in... not bad
User avatar #107 to #106 - luxray (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm a mod there, DJ 1UXR4Y.
Even though my username is luxray, they changed it because I DJ it.
User avatar #98 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (09/29/2013) [-]
Get on and DJ ******
User avatar #99 to #98 - luxray (09/29/2013) [-]
****** I was at the strip club for my 18th.
#93 - zealotgold (09/21/2013) [-]
see how it is dont wanna accept my friend invite
see how it is dont wanna accept my friend invite
User avatar #94 to #93 - luxray (09/21/2013) [-]
I never even knew I had one.
I accept all.
User avatar #95 to #94 - zealotgold (09/21/2013) [-]
lol good cause by the power of nyx you better XD
User avatar #96 to #95 - luxray (09/21/2013) [-]

I like my monotype corsiva.
User avatar #97 to #96 - zealotgold (09/21/2013) [-]
-gasp-
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User avatar #89 - selma (09/07/2013) [-]
Let me know if I can visit your city
User avatar #91 to #89 - luxray (09/07/2013) [-]
Come on over.
User avatar #90 to #89 - luxray (09/07/2013) [-]
Work sucks.
I'll get to it now.
Give me a bit to get going and open the gate.
User avatar #86 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #87 to #86 - luxray (09/06/2013) [-]
Only if hayabusa doesn't want them. He's already my designated leech.
User avatar #78 - zombiefied (08/27/2013) [-]
I don't know what you mean
User avatar #79 to #78 - luxray (08/27/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #80 to #79 - zombiefied (08/27/2013) [-]
Do you mean that the show is post apocalyptic or the comic I made?
User avatar #81 to #80 - luxray (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry. The show. It's been confirmed and hinted at in a number of episodes.
User avatar #82 to #81 - zombiefied (08/27/2013) [-]
I know, I've seen every episode, my comic was just a joke...
User avatar #83 to #82 - luxray (08/27/2013) [-]
Perhaps some clarification shoud be added to the description, You may find a lot of backlash otherwise.
User avatar #84 to #83 - zombiefied (08/27/2013) [-]
Uh huh. Interesting. Thanks for telling me I guess.
User avatar #85 to #84 - luxray (08/27/2013) [-]
I took back my downthumb, FIY.
#54 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
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can i sux ur dik pls
#55 to #54 - luxray (08/19/2013) [-]
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If you can find me.
#56 to #55 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
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2bad
imma do it anyways
#57 to #56 - luxray (08/19/2013) [-]
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Free dick sux. Cool.
#51 - alhemicar (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I see you didn't win colored text :c

I tried my best to thumb all your comments up
User avatar #52 to #51 - luxray (08/12/2013) [-]
It's okay.
User avatar #53 to #52 - alhemicar (08/12/2013) [-]
tip: comment on random and thumb your own comments up

that's how I became #1 there ^-^
User avatar #32 - Durp (04/19/2013) [-]
I love your username!
User avatar #33 to #32 - luxray (04/19/2013) [-]
1) Thank you very much.
2) how did you find out I had it?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Durp (04/19/2013) [-]
Lol idk, I think I was looking at some Pokemon content and saw that you posted. Not creeping on you, I swear lol.
User avatar #35 to #34 - luxray (04/20/2013) [-]
No worries. I obviously post on most pokemon related stuff.
#29 - Womens Study Major (03/20/2013) [-]
why don't you respond to #16603 on the religion board?
User avatar #30 to #29 - luxray (03/20/2013) [-]
Hmm? what one is that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - luxray (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry it's 11 at night here I'm really tired.
User avatar #14 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon noms luxrays ear shrugging**
User avatar #15 to #14 - luxray (01/11/2013) [-]
I brought a cinnamon roll.
User avatar #16 to #15 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
Yay.
Now the funtimes can begins.
User avatar #17 to #16 - luxray (01/11/2013) [-]
**luxray noms the cinnamon roll seductively**
User avatar #18 to #17 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to grab luxrays belt**
User avatar #19 to #18 - luxray (01/11/2013) [-]
Luxray in one swift motion removes his shirt.
User avatar #20 to #19 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon in a swift motion mounts lux**
User avatar #21 to #20 - luxray (01/11/2013) [-]
**luxray instaboners**
#22 to #21 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon giggles of course revealing to be a changeling**
User avatar #23 to #22 - luxray (01/11/2013) [-]
**luxray reveals himself as CTHULU, DARK LORD OF ALL**
User avatar #24 to #23 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy reveals to be discord lord of cthulu**
User avatar #26 to #25 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
Bend over.
User avatar #28 to #27 - warzon (01/11/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy use discordic powers to transport them to a maze**

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_ulLbQr0Y
User avatar #11 - luxray (12/25/2012) [-]
Alright lightsounds, let's try this one more time here, where the comment won't disappear. what were you saying?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - luxray (12/25/2012) [-]
Ah. I was misinformed.
#4 - senortanto (08/15/2012) [-]
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I understand, accept, and am not hating on you being a brony, but you have been gifted with the name Luxray. Your profile picture should be of a ************ luxray. oh this kid at least
User avatar #5 to #4 - luxray (08/15/2012) [-]
can't find a good one.
User avatar #6 to #5 - senortanto (08/15/2012) [-]
I'll shop it so that it's just the kid, and make that yours
User avatar #7 to #6 - luxray (08/15/2012) [-]
fine.
#8 to #7 - senortanto (08/15/2012) [-]
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do it faggot... i mean if u want




please do it
User avatar #9 to #8 - luxray (08/15/2012) [-]
i did.
#1 - goldfangz ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
anal comment virginity taken
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