No I'm alive haha, I just don't actively use fj anymore.

Lol who sent you fuckers.

i did funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3620503/FZ/590#590

Haha okais. But Im not a sir. D:

sorry mamn for i am not a clever man i am only phone

Yup.
I fought off the army of angry funnyjunkers, although not without some casualties. Dropped like 50 comment levels. Lololol.

i remember when this kid tried that it didnt end well

Haha, I had enough green thumbs to hold out. Would have to get over a thousand more red thumbs to get banned.

is it negative thumbs to get banned, i always thought it was a set number that got higher based on level

Idk, it says total thumbs. I'm guessing that if your total thumbs get to a certain negative number, you get banned.

Lol thanks.
What is wrong with my freaking profile picture @@
I get the strangest comments on it. --
Changing that shit.

I liked the previous one D:

D:
I sowwies

Yeah I know, I think its funny how sheeplike most of fj is.
OH HAY
THIS PERSON IS GETTING THUMBED DOWN
I ALSO WANT TO PARTAKE IN THIS
*thumb down*

That's true, some people do it just so they are not left out.
But what are you going to do.

Haha yup
I'm jus gon sit here and lawl.

Lol thanks.
Its not easy being a female on the intermanet.
unless you are on wow
so much free shit

U haz my feels..

Also.. Female on WoW is a 95% chance of being a male *Sagenod*

Haha thank you sir

Thats what vent is for
Give ALL the boners

And get ALL the perks!

Yup.
Get lost in a dungeon = Oh its okay, go this way then this way and you'll find us. Actually, here, I'll come find you and lead you back.
Fail miserably and cause the entire group to wipe = Aw its okay, happens to the best of us
Need gems/enchants = Here you can have this for free
Stand naked on an RP server = HERE, HAVE ALL MY MONEY!!!1!!!one!!11

I wish I could thumb this. Oh god lol.

wut

Wow, what a surprise, negative comments from chickenshit anonymous.
Also a surprise: Someone who has never seen me before making assumptions about my appearance.
I'm 5'7 and 130 pounds you asshole.

says anonymous?
Come on, that's like a vagrant calling someone a loser.
What are your grounds for calling me "the cancer of the internet?"

I annoyed you, therefore I am the cancer of the internet?
Pfftt
Lololol
Silly anon, nobody cares how you feel.

That's a fail, that's a tried to link to another site anonymous fail.

Did you actually get stupider since we last spoke?
I think what you meant to say was: You are still a fag, I hope you die tonight.
To which I say: I'm neither a cigarrette nor a gay man, and "Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice."

That exchange made my head hurt. That is what happens when schoolyard bullies try the internet

Lawl wut

If you want to live, don't look at me.