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#28 - (actress) 40 and Pic is shopped.  [+] (15 new replies) 08/29/2014 on This woman -30
#55 - Temperance (08/30/2014) [-]
No you uneducated shit, she's the other asian actress.
#34 - ohemgeezus (08/29/2014) [-]
You're saying this is the woman in the content?

How stupid are you?
User avatar #42 - duedum (08/29/2014) [-]
well all them gooks look the same gosh darn

yeehaw *whipclash*
#46 - guu (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeehaw muthafugga
#43 - ohemgeezus (08/29/2014) [-]
I dont care what they say about you, you're a funny guy
#44 - duedum (08/29/2014) [-]
nice thank i cumed pant
#47 - ohemgeezus (08/29/2014) [-]
#48 - duedum (08/29/2014) [-]
ye tim and eric yoooooo

post modern avant garde humooooor
#49 - ohemgeezus (08/29/2014) [-]
mfw im a realtor and i give away a house xb
#76 - tacticalbacon (08/30/2014) [-]
this is the first time I have seen this not edited
#77 - ohemgeezus (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm glad I could make a once in a lifetime even possible for you



:^)
#78 - tacticalbacon (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks m80
#31 - Ethshar (08/29/2014) [-]
Wrong actress dumbass.
User avatar #29 - dervishofwin (08/29/2014) [-]
agentsofshield.wikia.com/wiki/Ming-Na_Wen

Did you even read the wikipedia?
User avatar #33 - freakstorm (08/29/2014) [-]
how could someone even miss that? her name is literally at the beginning of each episode
#4 - iwrestledabearonce - tastes like kevin bacon  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Uncle -7
User avatar #8 - atheistzilla (08/23/2014) [-]
saw them live
#3 - Like I said before: German constitution includes the …  [+] (31 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... +165
User avatar #175 - datgermanguy (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, great. The universities already have high immatruculation rates, we actually don't need much more students. At least in the western parts.
User avatar #173 - timmity (07/26/2014) [-]
I need it
#159 - usernameerror (07/26/2014) [-]
>Accounting Major
>Germany follows IFRS made by IASB
>I live in the US and got to abide by GAAP made by FASB
>MFW I have to stay in the US to learn my degree because nowhere else can teach me what I need to know to get an accounting position in the US
#152 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
brilliant idea further influating the allready overrun german education system. in a few years we have to pay big money, too, because there is not enough space. we do not have enough places for master-students allready and g8 is just kicking in.
User avatar #149 - methylgroup (07/26/2014) [-]
Any jobs for biology/psychology majors in research programs?
User avatar #142 - esmebuffay (07/26/2014) [-]
Do you need and appreciate mediocre to substandard people? If so I'm your man.
#132 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
500 per year, right? + rent and taxes for almost everything i own. Oh do i have a small job? That's right 40% comes off the salary just for the taxes. Which doesn't even include the stupid ones like TV tax and such.

But sure! Come to learn in Germany! It's so cheap and basic that you will not be able to afford to go back anyway.
#133 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh and let's not forget the overpriced everything in stores either. Well not Beer. But if you want to eat or something you gonna pay over ten times of what you do where you come from!
#130 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
That's because you lovely people know what matters in this world. Fuck the past, that was a different generation that did what they did. You guys are awesome and I have a great admiration for Germany. Keep on rockin' <3
User avatar #118 - infernis (07/26/2014) [-]
Bring die Leute nicht noch auf Ideen, am Ende kommen die wirklich.
#114 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
NO

Don't fuckin think about coming to germany
We seriously hate Americans
You'll die here.
#106 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
Are you nuts? Don't invite the idiots from FJ over!
#78 - demfeels (07/26/2014) [-]
Wow, really? You come with this amazing offer, but I feel like you're planning something since I'm Jewish
#56 - kulamia (07/26/2014) [-]
ThatIsAGoodPoint.jpg

really.
User avatar #53 - Indoknight (07/26/2014) [-]
>couldn't understand his crazy nazi mouth
>applauded the whole video
User avatar #51 - mion (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude stop.

I'll have a hard time finding a job as an English teacher when there are so many native speakers around D:
#46 - fatkidatrecess (07/26/2014) [-]
the last time Germany called back people. I don't you believe for a second
#33 - thebaseballexpert (07/26/2014) [-]
wait, i can just go to Germany and get hella-cheap education? there's no out of country rates or anything?
#57 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
It's generally more expensive for foreigners to come to European schools, but it'd probably be cheaper than an American school of the same level.
#144 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
It's actually pretty cheap from what I understand. My friend and I go to a state school, but she studied a year abroad in Germany. Apparently, it was half the cost of staying and going to school in the US.
#58 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
Trouble is though, German universities aren't as good. If you go to a middling US college, you might aswell go to Germany, but there's not German equivalent of Harvard or Yale etc. The best ones in Germany are probably RKU Heidelberg, Munich Tech and LMU Munich, though they still lag considerably behind the top US ones.

For top end US quality need to go to somewhere like Oxford, Cambridge, UCL etc. and then it's not much cheaper to go than in the US. ETH Zurich, ENS Paris and Ecole Polytechnique de Lausanne are probably the best mainland Europe universities, though I'm not sure about Swiss fees or the language the French unis teach in.
#60 - mosa (07/26/2014) [-]
That totally depends on your major. You might be right for subjects like buisness or economy but in terms of enigneering, German universities are bettter than the U.S. ones. Overall you can't really say that German universities are worse in quality of teaching.
User avatar #170 - EnemySpy (07/26/2014) [-]
Fair point, it does in fact depend on your major. But the US's big schools are generally the best at, well, everything. It's really easy to just chock it up to "Germany's schools are better than American schools in engineering", because most people will just think of the cars and not look any further into it. If you specifically look at engineering schools' rankings, though, American schools still come out on top. There are about 15 American schools ranked higher than Germany's top engineering school, and there ain't shit that can touch MIT.

I just googled top universities for engineering and looked at the list. I'm not claiming this to be super sophisticated research, just slightly more sophisticated than just assuming things based on Germany's cars.
#209 - mosa (07/27/2014) [-]
The thing is, that those rankings always include research (and here the most important factors are the money spent for research and the number of nobel prize winners, which i doubt leads to a reasonable ranking). I have been to Jiaotong University (China) ranked 16, Purdue (U.S.)ranked 15 and the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology and the German one was by far the one most challenging one concerning exams and lectures. Since most people don't go into research, I personally think this factor is way underrarted in most university rankings.
User avatar #50 - badgoodass (07/26/2014) [-]
There's even a rate of foreigners every university needs to accept per year, which could basically make your chance of acceptance higher.

But Idk about out of country rates, however I do know that Germany became an educational country since lots of foreigners come here to study
User avatar #28 - infinitereaper (07/26/2014) [-]
You know what maybe I will
I'm totally broke but I miss Germany
User avatar #83 - toosexyforyou (07/26/2014) [-]
You're also retarded so there's that to worry about.
User avatar #26 - cattbutts (07/26/2014) [-]
I've been looking into studying abroad but just about everyone I talk to says I'm stupid because a degree that wasn't obtained in an American University is useless in the States. Do you have any idea if this is true?
#122 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
this myth is American cultural hegemony based. a degree from virtually any country in the world is of equal merit for the 75+% of jobs which aren't interested in ur uni degree except that you Have one. even that top 25% of jobs is more interested in the person u present to them in employment negotiations, rather then which country is in the degree box.
#13 - grantyboy (07/26/2014) [-]
I would have considered studying abroad if not for the language barrier and reinforcing the stereotype of English speakers not learning other languages. But if this is not an obstacle...
#48 - funnychunk (07/26/2014) [-]
It's really not. All the big universities have large programs for students from different countries, all the professors speak english and teach in english if needed. There are a lot of courses for international students.

You should check it out.
#12 - Actually since world war 2 it is, although those, who 'learn' … 07/20/2014 on Alumni -1
#2 - German constitution includes the right for education, therefor…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Alumni -1
#11 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
yes, because germany is well known for protecting people's rights in the past :/
#12 - lumendeus (07/20/2014) [-]
Actually since world war 2 it is, although those, who 'learn' history from the Wolfenstein franchise, may not have noticed.
For more details try to google 'Abu Ghraib ' or 'Phan Thi Kim Phuc'. You won't notice any German soldiers there, but a lot of American.
Additionally:
www.nytimes.com/2014/07/19/world/europe/needing-skilled-workers-a-booming-germany-woos-immigrants.html?ref=europe&_r=0
#5 - inczi (07/13/2014) [-]
I will come. I will come on Tuesday to be exact. you're neighbor from Poland.
User avatar #4 - Blargosnarf (07/13/2014) [-]
Yes, we intense bodyloveing get it, other countries have better school plans, are you done rubbing you're dick and ready to give me a goddamn plane ticket? No? Then shut up and let us try to fix this mess.
#148 - Yes, I'm using Google on a daily basis. 06/30/2014 on That's gay -1
#124 - His girlfriend.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on That's gay +2
#137 - trainalf (06/29/2014) [-]
Is there a particular reason you have that picture?
#148 - lumendeus (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm using Google on a daily basis.
#21 - That's ******** . Actually the red army fed the Ge… 06/05/2014 on War Time -1
#9 - Stupid youngsters .... 'executive boyfriend'... that's Jean-P… 04/23/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend -3
#33 - January pig aspic. 04/05/2014 on Alrite, FJ... -1
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