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A lot. Almost too much to explain in a simple form, and mostly all happened in the past month or so, so bear with me.
As the elections began to crack down, Wikileaks started to get down to business and started dropping batch after batch of emails hacked from Hillary Clinton's campaign manager, John Podesta. They've already dropped tens of thousands and are still going, each drop having something referencing things that are very suspicious and/or illegal. However not one were addressed to or from Hillary as of yet.
At the same time, a reporter had gone undercover in the Clinton Foundation and her campaign to get video evidence of things such as SuperPAC coordination (illegal), voter fraud (super illegal), and foreign donations (mega illegal)
At this point the internet was already beginning to explode. Wikileaks and the content shown literally began top trending on every social media site, and spread around like wildfire while Hillary's online censoring divison, "Correct the Record" went around trying to bash or hide whatever evidence that came out to cause confusion. But we were not even prepared for what was going to come next.
In just the past couple weeks, it started getting REAL crazy. South Korea's president admitted she was a puppet for a freakin Shadow Government called the 8 Goddesses that was influenced by the Clintons. The FBI overturned an internal coup that was attempting to bring them under complete Clinton control, a counter-coup if you will, revealing that the Podesta leaks were coming from a similar rebellion within the CIA, not Russia like Hillary claimed. Then, as if by providence, Hillary's right hand secretary/slave Huma Abedin (who is more or less a Saudi/Muslim Brotherhood spy) turned out to have a laptop that contained all of Hillary's MISSING emails, which our friends in the FBI found while investigating her former husband's sexting adventures with a 13 year old. The emails were so saucy that the FBI IMMEDIATELY reopened the investigation, and from there Hillary's opponents have been making their move to the point where things have started coming out that has basically made nearly every single thing the tin-foiled hatters tell you about government conspiracies actually confirmed and public knowledge; Corruption in the highest levels, bribing, blackmailing, assassinating, and participating from everything shady and dishonest ranging from rigging domestic and foreign elections and controlling media opinion, all the way up to human trafficking for pedophilia sex-rings and occult rituals. All to control not just the US, but the entire world. Every day it's something new and more and more people are just shocked that Hillary thinks she can still even make it to Jan 20th even if she is somehow elected. Media members are bailing or switching sides, endorsements are changing left and right, people are jumping ship and fleeing the country, and our nation is in a state where the very constitution is hanging by a thread.
Now we're just waiting for the FBI to make their move and hopefully see the Clintons in cuffs and the election system unrigged before election day, because we're literally in the heat of an all out war of information.
and most of all, memes
And the terrifying thing is, this is become far more than just a simple election between terrible people. Heck, it's more than the resulting battling global movements of nationalism vs globalism. This is about taking down a wicked cabal of corruption that plans to literally enslave the world.
the sad thing is that this is a tl;dr. you can't really break it down any simpler than this and we still have 3 days of crazy shit to go before the
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- Wait the leaked emails prove the election is rigged?
No. No they don't. They prove that some people in the DNC didn't like Bernie Sanders. There is no evidence whatsoever this had anything to do with the results of the election. Elections are run by the states, not by the DNC. The DNC couldn't "rig" the election if they tried.
Bernie was right to complain that the DNC was hostile to his campaign. Bernie is also right to explain that the election was legal and legitimate and in no way "rigged". The people who claim the emails prove the election was "rigged" obviously never read the emails.
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I'm proud of you. Going off to blow up innocent hospitals! Just how Aunt Sam wanted you to do!
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I get mine at total wine and more
Its just alcohol. Tastes like black licorice though. I hate it...
A lot of places in america sell absinthe
I dont know why I thought it was illegal
Absinthe with wormwood or sage in it was illegal for a while because it was considered a toxic substance by the FDA
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ride the lightning
Depends. If there was enough power, it could have arced through to the train regardless. If he jumped on so he was hanging far above the train's surface, then yes, he would be alive.
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