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|#20 - Im about to join tinder . I'm super socially anxious so I'm a … [+] (17 new replies)||02/11/2015 on Oh||+25|
#108 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
I want to try it too, but what do you do if you find someone you know on tinder though?
#106 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
To think if Eliot Rodger got on tinder lives would have been saved. Nohomo, but that motherfucker didn't look bad.
#99 - irevolutions (02/11/2015) [-]
This is copied and pasted
I've had several friends have success with Tinder that didn't get much attention in normal life. However, you have to do it right.
There are literally only three parts to tinder. Your photos, your bio, and your messages. Three. That means you only have to learn how to do three things right in order to have Tinder success.
YOU NEED A GOOD QUALITY PICTURE. I don't care how unattractive you think you are, you're only going to look about ten times worse if you don't have a good picture of yourself on there. This is the biggest mistake that guys make. This means no weird webcam pictures, no dark selfies that hide half of your features. No hunting and fishing pictures where you're wearing sunglasses and a hoodie. No bathroom mirror pictures. All of that stuff makes you seem out of touch with the real world. I don't care if you use a family photo with your mom and dad next to you, USE A GOOD PHOTO, PREFERABLY WITH YOU SMILING. I don't care if you're four hundred pounds, if you've got horrific teeth, or if you're dealing with male pattern baldness. I don't care what's wrong with you. GO OUTSIDE (in good but not blinding light) and have a friend take your photo while you smile. It will totally change how many girls swipe right. I could write pages and pages about how important that first photo is. It will make or break your tinder experience.
Your bio. Jesus, your bio. If you don't know how to be funny or if you're really unsure of what to write in that little box, then don't write a bunch of meaningless shit. Don't write "I don't know what to write in these things". Be confident and funny, list your interests and hobbies, and a couple of quick details about yourself that are relevant. If you don't know what to write, then fucking google search "funny tinder bios". It's better than nothing.
Contact. When a girl finally does swipe right because you have a kickass good quality photo and a hilarious to-the-point bio, you're going to message her ONCE and wait for a reply. If there's no reply, that means that she liked your initial photo, but didn't read your bio or see your other photos. She matched with you and looked, and she is no longer interested. If this happens to you a lot, you need to change your other photos and rework your bio. THIS IS THE MOST VALUABLE PART OF TINDER!!!! THIS IS FEEDBACK! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!!. If you're having initial success and matching with women but not really getting anything going when you try to message them, it means you're doing something wrong with your other photos or your bio. Rework, rework, rework. If she responds to your message and it goes somewhere but then dies off, that means you're boring or you suck at messaging. Rework, rework, rework. Try again.
I have had a shit-ton of success from Tinder, but it didn't start out that way. You have to do it right. Tinder is one of the greatest tools I've ever used for helping me in my social media game. It's basically mobile speed-dating that you have complete control over. I've found three serious relationships from it and countless dates and hookups, and it was a breath of life into my success with women.
#117 - irevolutions (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know. As the spoiler says, I copied and pasted it. I posted it here because I read the original comment last night, and the comment here reminded me of it. However, I would assume the reason why tinder is much more popular is that Tinder is exclusively mobile, which seems to be a direction a lot of companies are taking due to the popularity of smartphones.
#97 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
No copy paste, it's easy as fuck to spot it. It's kind of like a job application, the "boss" in question wants to know you want THIS job, not just any job. Not to mention it's just lazy.
Don't just say "hey, how are you". Unless there's no other option at all.
No dick pics.
Just generally think this "If my mother was on Tinder, would I want her to receice the kind of message I am sending this person?"
#77 - Sethorein (02/11/2015) [-]
This one time I started a conversation by telling a girl that if she's looking to practice her deep throat, I've got two willing inches and half a minute to spare between classes.
It worked out Alright. There's nothing to fear in tinder. Worst case scenario no one swipes right for you. Oh well.
#67 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
abrasive is the wrong word
#30 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
Tinder makes you realise that you're racist
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