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lulzforsandyhook

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lulzforsandyhook Avatar Level -324 Comment: apprentice dark lord
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Gender: male
Age: 30
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: gta 4, cod series, skyrim, c&c, anything new i like
Date Signed Up:1/05/2013
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Sandy Hook Elementary
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Level -324 Comment: apprentice dark lord → Level -323 Comment: apprentice dark lord
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420 blaze it nigga, I am such a badass. I own like lots of apple stock and im leik a billionaire becuz i own so much apple sotck main. You just jelly i also got rusky mafia so u piss me off and i get dem to kill you dummy. main imm also a programmer and liek da best 1 i hacked into apple and like stoll stocks and shit. main im so badass

latest user's comments

#211114 - row row row yo ho gently down the D sucking it, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211117 - crocksandsocks (02/25/2014) [-]
2manyfeels4me2handle
#211112 - so you believe me now?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211125 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #211133 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
well fuck you, is there any way i can prove it. You fucker, you know how much i fucking hate it when people accuse me of being anon
User avatar #211134 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
shhhh, relax, o gentlest of the yids
User avatar #211137 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #211139 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jew, why must you be so aggressive?
User avatar #211140 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
cuz muh moneyz
#211111 - yeah im glad he died, kuddos to the guy who did it. i wish it …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211146 - shibe (02/25/2014) [-]
But because of his shit hippie music?
User avatar #211148 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
do you even know anything about him, educate yourself. the list in the spoilers gives some general ideas...
his music is only one of the minor reasons
#211110 - i always spell shouldn't right, i have no idea what "mayn… 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211108 - nope ********  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211109 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
>bad spelling
>mang, or a version of that
>calling people nigs

sure
User avatar #211112 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
so you believe me now?
User avatar #211125 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #211133 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
well fuck you, is there any way i can prove it. You fucker, you know how much i fucking hate it when people accuse me of being anon
User avatar #211134 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
shhhh, relax, o gentlest of the yids
User avatar #211137 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #211139 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jew, why must you be so aggressive?
User avatar #211140 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
cuz muh moneyz
User avatar #211110 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
i always spell shouldn't right, i have no idea what "mayng" means, i say niggers not "nigs" and that comment is fucking random as hell, not me

any way i could prove it?
#211107 - holy hell that whole "blog" or wutever is pathetic. 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211103 - it wasn't at the time, for a long time. dont know why, ohh wai… 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211102 - why is michael myers on that thing 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211099 - You better.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211100 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
#211094 - thumbing Poncake down. How ******* dare you.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211095 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #211099 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
You better.
User avatar #211100 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
#211093 - yeah, i taught it to sit when i did the nazi salute and i taug… 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211091 - stay mad teoberry  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211092 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #211094 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
thumbing Poncake down. How fucking dare you.
User avatar #211095 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #211099 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
You better.
User avatar #211100 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
#210985 - >not worshipping Poncake (Blessed is he) **…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211091 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
stay mad teoberry
User avatar #211092 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #211094 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
thumbing Poncake down. How fucking dare you.
User avatar #211095 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #211099 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
You better.
User avatar #211100 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
what are you talking about friend?
User avatar #210992 - chaosfanatic (02/25/2014) [-]
Shut the hell up. You're just jealous of my devotion to Shrek
#210983 - holy mutherufkcing **** my great uncle i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #210996 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
nigga got wheels. is that the dog you made a nazi?
User avatar #211093 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
yeah, i taught it to sit when i did the nazi salute and i taught it how to run to me when i say "com to mer bete, schneler" or something written like that, obviously german
User avatar #210995 - misticalz (02/25/2014) [-]
lol
#210979 - hahhahahahahahhahahah what is new ip? good one, like …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#211360 - I Am Monkey (02/25/2014) [-]
You aren't the first dickhole to think "I'm suck a master trol, I'll get myself banned every night before bedtime". This is pretty much standard operating procedure at this point. Do it again; you're getting permabanned.

I'm sure you'll reply with the same cookie-cutter "good luck I'm behind 7 proxies" speech we've heard 40 times already, but on the off-chance that you want to keep your account I suggest that you stop. I can assure you, it takes longer for you to make a new account than it does for us to ban it.
#210962 - This is great. I can get banned for however long i ch…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #210998 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
Or they could just perma-ban you, now that they know your intent of spamming?
User avatar #210963 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2014) [-]
I wonder if mods can flag themselves
User avatar #210964 - averagewhitekid (02/25/2014) [-]
Yup
User avatar #210966 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2014) [-]
It'd be a great way to force yourself to leave funnyjunk and do work.
User avatar #210967 - averagewhitekid (02/25/2014) [-]
Thats actually one of the rules against it, lel.
Plus, its pointless, since any other mod, including yourself, can just unflag it.
#210960 - exactly 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#7916979 - dumbass im *********** a specific amount… 02/25/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#210956 - actually it was like 7 hours smart one. The fun part is that i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #210959 - averagewhitekid (02/25/2014) [-]
Or I mean, we can just report you for spamming multiple times and the fact that you admit that you spam for fun, and then you get perma banned
But, hey, you're right.
Permanent ban will be over by the time you wake up, right?
#210979 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
hahhahahahahahhahahah

what is new ip? good one, like you have power
#211360 - I Am Monkey (02/25/2014) [-]
You aren't the first dickhole to think "I'm suck a master trol, I'll get myself banned every night before bedtime". This is pretty much standard operating procedure at this point. Do it again; you're getting permabanned.

I'm sure you'll reply with the same cookie-cutter "good luck I'm behind 7 proxies" speech we've heard 40 times already, but on the off-chance that you want to keep your account I suggest that you stop. I can assure you, it takes longer for you to make a new account than it does for us to ban it.
#210953 - yeah apparently  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #211063 - infamoustrapper (02/25/2014) [-]
that's not what I meant. Why did you switch to lulzforhiroshima if this account was still usable?
User avatar #211103 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
it wasn't at the time, for a long time. dont know why, ohh wait yeah i do i got all my ip accountsbanned for spamming gangbang porn on /items/
#7912613 - CAN SOMEONE GO TO HATING BOARD AND BAN ME FOR SPAM?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7912618 - talkingbrickbrick (02/24/2014) [-]
wow you suck at spamming.
User avatar #7916979 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
dumbass

im shitposting a specific amount of replies so i can get banned for however long i choose, 1 spam = 1 hour. i now have the power
#210668 - can someone ban me? 02/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#210666 - *boom* hating board down  [+] (9 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #210749 - infamoustrapper (02/24/2014) [-]
wait this account got unbanned?
User avatar #210953 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
yeah apparently
User avatar #211063 - infamoustrapper (02/25/2014) [-]
that's not what I meant. Why did you switch to lulzforhiroshima if this account was still usable?
User avatar #211103 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
it wasn't at the time, for a long time. dont know why, ohh wait yeah i do i got all my ip accountsbanned for spamming gangbang porn on /items/
User avatar #210751 - averagewhitekid (02/24/2014) [-]
It gets unbanned from spam every 24 hours, and then he comes back to be "LE HILARIOUS" again.
Whatever the fuck wets his whistle, I am just happy that I don't have to hear him bitch for 24 hours
#210956 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
actually it was like 7 hours smart one. The fun part is that i can spam and get banned for however long i choose, so everyday i can spam before going to sleep and get banned till i get back home.
You're just so powerful as mod, huh? You feed me bitch
User avatar #210959 - averagewhitekid (02/25/2014) [-]
Or I mean, we can just report you for spamming multiple times and the fact that you admit that you spam for fun, and then you get perma banned
But, hey, you're right.
Permanent ban will be over by the time you wake up, right?
#210979 - lulzforsandyhook (02/25/2014) [-]
hahhahahahahahhahahah

what is new ip? good one, like you have power
#211360 - I Am Monkey (02/25/2014) [-]
You aren't the first dickhole to think "I'm suck a master trol, I'll get myself banned every night before bedtime". This is pretty much standard operating procedure at this point. Do it again; you're getting permabanned.

I'm sure you'll reply with the same cookie-cutter "good luck I'm behind 7 proxies" speech we've heard 40 times already, but on the off-chance that you want to keep your account I suggest that you stop. I can assure you, it takes longer for you to make a new account than it does for us to ban it.
#210663 - because he wants to get red thumbs, who cares? 02/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#210662 - only been to toronto?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #210722 - alexanderburns (02/24/2014) [-]
Farthest I've been is Montreal

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#245 - minibeep (02/21/2014) [-]
i stopped because im so lazy
i think im gonna do something else
do you like music ?
User avatar #246 to #245 - lulzforsandyhook (02/21/2014) [-]
yeah, i dont listen to it as often as most ass hats do.
#244 - minibeep (02/20/2014) [-]
i hope you can forgive me someday
#243 - minibeep (02/19/2014) [-]
if youre interested here is some guy that likes thumbing down anime stuff
www.funnyjunk.com/I+don+t+like+anime/funny-pictures/5024925/
#241 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [-]
ahahahahahhaha
#239 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
lol autism
#230 - mayormilkman (07/17/2013) [-]
yfw the laterst mass message
#226 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
say goodbye to your thumbs faggot
User avatar #225 - poncakeforlife (07/17/2013) [-]
Congratulations. you have a lot more thumbs than i have. Here's a reward.
Money Money Man (My New Rap Song)
#166 - mayormilkman (07/16/2013) [-]
Conveniently enough, someone posted this on here.
#165 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I am out there, just saying.


But you will never find me.
#134 - poncakeforlife (07/06/2013) [-]
And there i was, standing on top of the biggest mountain in the Universe. I went through eternity, climbing and falling to reach the only goal i ever had: To witness God.

And between the endless stars, a bright flash of light appeared as i stood in awe. And there He was, with endless layers of pancakes and the sweet syrup that could make all of the Universe shudder.

And from Him, a billion voices emerged.

"What is it that you seek, my child?" He asked.

"M-My majesty, I-I have given my life... to witness your beauty" I replied with tears in my eyes.

"Do not cry, my son. Here, have this" He said as he handed me the most delicious pancake I have ever seen.

"Go ahead, you would not spoil the gift i have provided? Would you?"

"O-Of course not my Lord!" I quickly replied before slowly taking bite out of the pancake.

What i tasted wasn't simply a pancake. It was everything.
Everything faded to white as i heard that voice one last time.

"Until we meet again, my child."
User avatar #85 - galation (06/11/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#71 - thebritishguy (06/07/2013) [-]
quite similar to Gandhi
#68 - anonymous (06/05/2013) [-]
why don't you unblock me faggot
#17 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
I will pray for you man
User avatar #16 - ragnarfag (04/03/2013) [-]
made a reciting failure
(I can't send any pms right now)
User avatar #14 - ragnarfag (04/01/2013) [-]
Love your username.
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