lulzformalaysiaair
| Last status update: | -
|
| | |
| Personal Info | |
| Gender: | male |
| Date Signed Up: | 4/08/2014 |
| Last Login: | 4/29/2015 |
| Location: | GTA Ontario |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Thumbs: | 4351 |
| Content Level Progress: | 6.77% (4/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 2% (2/100) Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower |
| Subscribers: | 1 |
| Total Comments Made: | 4722 |
| FJ Points: | 1807 |
I AM LULZFORCRIMEA
Capitalism to the soul to the bullet hole
Capitalism to the soul to the bullet hole
latest user's comments
user's friends
Anonymous comments allowed.
79 comments displayed.
stickied by lulzformalaysiaair
Writings of History
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67010#67010 P1
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67022#67022 P2
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67032#67032 P3
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67010#67010 P1
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67022#67022 P2
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/67032#67032 P3
#95
-
majormayor (01/29/2015) [-]
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
This **** is probably going to be the best meme of 2015. Not much of anything else noteworthy has been made yet, let alone any funny memes.
Aren't you just the ****** meme expert? Where did you get your PhD?
Mostly just /v/. I visit /co/ occasionally and I usually go to /pol/ if **** is going down as their jokes tend to be the best.
I don't really browse any anymore. Used to browse /b/ back in 2013 and /pol/ recently but I kinda stopped because /pol/ inspires anti-social idealism so now I just occasionally go.
No? sorry i replied late but for some reason i didnt get a notification
He's the latest popular lolcow. He is notable for having a realdoll for a wife. I find his recent popularity strange though as I have known about that for a few years.
encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Coffin
He's currently having a meltdown on Twitter and he is really pissed at 8chan.
encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Coffin
He's currently having a meltdown on Twitter and he is really pissed at 8chan.
8chan's /cow/. I consider it the only board on there worth visiting. I have been following its incarnations for a while.
I don't go on 8chan, I resent it for some weird reason but I'll give it a try.
/cow/ has been around longer than 8chan, anyway.
My main problem with 8chan is that it loads rather slow.
My main problem with 8chan is that it loads rather slow.
Currently re-listening to the last 100 ghost show for the 3rd time now. Once a year this happens :^ )
It looks like /pol/ is fixed now. No more "trigger warnings" and a Captcha has been added.
I'm still done going there. Never going back, 4chan and /pol/ has too much anti-social themes.
No, I left because of you.
You ruined the board. I couldn't give a crap about that anon, he's kinda entertaining if anything.
You ruined the board. I couldn't give a crap about that anon, he's kinda entertaining if anything.
I'm serious. You are literally the only reason I left. Congrats on your trolling man.
I love that song. Always gives me literal goosebumps.
Godofigloocanada?
Oh **** no. I really hope you're joking. I thought you left this site.
Oh **** no. I really hope you're joking. I thought you left this site.
Yes that too. I haven't left, I've had accounts before those two and after, all my accounts have lulz and then insert international tragedy in.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/lulzforsandyhook
www.funnyjunk.com/user/lulzforsandyhook
Spamming porn, taunting mods, etc. User names Last login lulzforsandyhook 2014-02-25 00:02:49 teotheboob 2014-02-19 01:04:58 teothelegoman 2014-02-19 01:01:13 teothemovie 2014-02-08 04:16:35 lulzforteo 2014-01-23 03:03:05 teothefinalone 2014-01-23 03:02:38 teothepassword 2014-01-23 03:02:03 teoviruse 2014-01-23 03:01:24 teowhiteguy 2014-01-23 03:00:17 teothetvshow 2014-01-23 02:59:47 teoblackguy 2014-01-23 02:59:20 teobirthday 2014-01-23 02:58:52 teopetrock 2014-01-23 02:58:13 teoearth 2014-01-23 02:57:38 teosaturn 2014-01-23 02:57:13 teoplanet 2014-01-23 02:56:48 teoghost 2014-01-23 02:56:23 teopoland 2014-01-23 02:55:55 teospeaker 2014-01-23 02:55:27 teokeyboard 2014-01-23 02:54:49 teopresident 2014-01-23 02:54:21 teoyoumadbro 2014-01-23 02:53:46 teocomputer 2014-01-23 02:53:17 teoairplane 2014-01-23 02:52:47 teostalin 2014-01-23 02:52:23 teohitler 2014-01-23 02:51:42 teobuilding 2014-01-23 02:51:18 teoabc 2014-01-23 02:50:41 teoicecream 2014-01-23 02:50:13 teosewersystem 2014-01-23 02:49:43 teonuclearbomb 2014-01-23 02:49:05 teofist 2014-01-23 02:48:35 teolion 2014-01-23 02:48:06 teospaceship 2014-01-23 02:47:32 teorocket 2014-01-23 02:47:01 teofestival 2014-01-23 02:46:30 teolabcoat 2014-01-23 02:45:58 teoplum 2014-01-23 02:45:25 teofurniture 2014-01-23 02:44:37 teoapple 2014-01-23 02:43:57 teobanana 2014-01-23 02:43:23 teoorange 2014-01-23 02:42:03 lulzforworldwartwo 2014-01-22 01:00:20 teolulz 2014-01-22 00:56:17 lulzforjapanwwtwo 2014-01-19 18:28:10 jimmyy 2014-01-18 03:04:48 ideology 2013-11-21 22:57:5
I see you haven't changed.
I see you haven't changed.
I guess, but I remember last year you were a senior (I'm one right now). What university/college did you get into? pls dont tell me your so pathetic you didnt get post-secondary education
I'm in college.
Not telling you which one.
I got early acceptance.
Not telling you which one.
I got early acceptance.
I live in Canada moron, why would you care not to tell me...? I'm planning on going to York University, I'm curious to know if you got into a good one.
I can go there anytime. I wonder if I know you irl. There's a tiny chance I do.
I'm at Seneca.
I'm at Seneca.
Wait a minute... Seneca college? Jesus christ thats like a 10 min drive from me. I live in Thornhill.
I swear you were in Vaughan..Hmm.
And there's Seneca @ York. If you go to Seneca, you can get on a shuttle bus for free and go to any other campus. I can go there anytime I want. I'm actually planning on going next week because the girl I like lives near there.
And there's Seneca @ York. If you go to Seneca, you can get on a shuttle bus for free and go to any other campus. I can go there anytime I want. I'm actually planning on going next week because the girl I like lives near there.
Jorge one day we will meet, I'm counting on next year when I'm in York.
Alright sounds good.
I'm gonna meet with a guy who I met on here in a few months too.
I'm gonna meet with a guy who I met on here in a few months too.
Wtf why is everyone asking me personal question today..?
I'm 5'11.
I'm 5'11.
Just wondering how tall you were in comparison to me. I'm pretty sure I'm 5'10, maybe 5'11. Don't remember if I did it with shoes or not.
Nah I switched programs and school - still in toronto tho, just got home from chatime, bubble tea is blessed
I forgot we were buddies I'm 99% sure you hated me lole
I forgot we were buddies I'm 99% sure you hated me lole
No there is no liberal circljerk. people are actually having normal discussions now that you are gone. Just another week to go and you can destroy the board once more I guess... if you need too...
Coincidentally I just saw your post. You are a pretty good ********** , dedicated. Nice job.
so ya, thats reason i don't tell people on fj about it
either people think you're a douche or they think you're a liar
either people think you're a douche or they think you're a liar

