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- Evolution is such a joke. Where would the first living organis…
Explaining evolution to...
Allow me to enplane even if you most likely won't listen. Suns are fulled by a form of nuclear fission. This takes lighter elements (Mainly Hydrogen/Helium) into heaver elements (Such as carbon). When a star dies it explodes sending all the heavy created elements hurling out into the universe. Some of thees are taken and made into even heaver elements but others gather and form planets. Now skip forward till earth has cooled and all the asteroids put plenty of space ice down. Now elements bond together into molecules and molecules can form into something called an imino acid; the very same thing that makes up our DNA. How is this all powered you ask? By a natural phenomena known as lighting which was rather common on the aquatic world earth was for so long. Given enough time the right strain of DNA would form to create some of the first plants who then sucked the carbon dioxide out of the water and air to create the first pollutant, oxygen. Now
life began is explained lets explore
why it evolved
. Take the example of a population of field mice out on early earth. They are brown to blend into the dirt around them to avoid being spotted by birds. Now add a lava flow that covers the aria in now black rock. The mice lost the ability to blend in. Now by (and I can't stress this enough)
complety random accident
a black mouse is born due to a mutation at birth. It has the blending. It can reproduce more since it has a lesser chance of death. Then the black mouse gene continues to get passed down till it is only black mice. Apologies for page rape.
I understand, but that still doesn't answer any of my questions.
It answered all of your questions
I agree with this Let me explain, if we evolved as fish first we would have to breathe right? Yes which means there would have to be oxygen in the water which means there has to be plant life to recycle the carbon dioxide back in to oxygen, at the same time having animals to produce carbon dioxide. Basically animals and plant life would have to evolve at exactly the same time and preform its exact purpose without becoming extinct (i.e animals eat to much grass and it dies off). That is a TON of coincidence to happen, I mean astronomical numbers.
there was carbon dioxide before animals bro..
So when we came to life we started breathing carbon dioxide, thank you for that information.
plants came before us... we were breathing oxygen because of them but they werent breathing carbon dioxide cos of us. whats so hard to understand? unless youre being sarcastic
So what were the plants breathing?
Saying a wizard in the sky created us is not exactly a good explenation.
no ones arguing with you because they know it would be a waste of their time.
Either because I'm right or because they think I'm too fucking retarded to even deal with
the second one, i think
well i was referring to the latter unfortunately.. animals develop traits because they are forced to, its called adaptation. it happens on every scale of size, from adapting yourself to 4 sugars in your tea over 1 week - to adapting wings over a stretch of millions of years.
Well sure I understand that, but I just don't see why they would even need to develop wings. To develop gills so you can breathe underwater, to develop a longer neck to eat leaves from the trees, to develop camouflage so you're harder to see, doesn't it all seem a little too coincidental?
it is the constant competition from other life forms around them which forces them to do things they wouldnt otherwise do.
watch some david attenborough documentaries.. im a spiritual person but that shit makes a lot of sense just fine
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OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!!
- Maybe because Jesus was perfect?
Religion Part 2
no one in the history of human beings has ever been perfect.
Much less a demented Rabbi of the Bronze Age.
- I thought the can was supposed to say beer. I have a drinking problem.
Do you get it?
- Thumbs up if you still listen to this song in 2013
Pretend You're On Youtube
- Even if this were true I doubt you could attain 15 minutes of …
I'm never gonna sleep again!
Not on funnyjunk you won't.
- LMFAO SO FUNNY
- and it also says Amarican
Fun Fact Time
- And why didn't the guy in the van just accelerate?
Because he was trying to save on gas.
He could have just saved 15% or more on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
His van probably broke down.
- Almost as bad as stepping on a lego
When that happends
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