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#21 - How do you accidentally send it to both of your parents?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Everything went better than... -3
User avatar #26 - loszombis (05/24/2013) [-]
maybe both of them use the one phone.. thats what my parents do
User avatar #23 - awesomedewd (05/24/2013) [-]
family phone or something like that
#43 - That's coo 05/24/2013 on Let that sink in +1
#15 - Wow I had a chocolate labrador a few years ago until he passed… 05/20/2013 on I can't reach it -1
#54 - ?? Trunks and Vegeta were the first to reach SSJ2 weren't they?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Gohan 0
User avatar #57 - Mr Ronok (05/16/2013) [-]
trunks and vegeta went ascended saiyan, which was like SSJ 1.5. it had all the strength of SSJ 2 but no speed. Gohan was the first to go full SSj 2
#53 - I did  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Gohan 0
User avatar #56 - qwertymnbv (05/16/2013) [-]
Gotenks was like even with super buu even at SSJ3. Gotenks probably could have beaten him but he didn't for 2 reasons, 1. he's a kid so he liked fucking around. 2. the time constraints. Even without the first two reasons, they were pretty much evenly matched so it would have taken him a while to beat buu. When Gohan came, he fucked his shit up like.. immediately. It was only when buu absorbed gotenks when Gohan started having problems. So, Gohan would beat Gotenks easily.
#43 - Gotenks Vs. Ultimate Gohan?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Gohan 0
User avatar #49 - qwertymnbv (05/16/2013) [-]
Gohan... just watch the super buu saga.
User avatar #53 - lulurare (05/16/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #56 - qwertymnbv (05/16/2013) [-]
Gotenks was like even with super buu even at SSJ3. Gotenks probably could have beaten him but he didn't for 2 reasons, 1. he's a kid so he liked fucking around. 2. the time constraints. Even without the first two reasons, they were pretty much evenly matched so it would have taken him a while to beat buu. When Gohan came, he fucked his shit up like.. immediately. It was only when buu absorbed gotenks when Gohan started having problems. So, Gohan would beat Gotenks easily.
#42 - Not true, since Gohan is only half saiyan his genes always hel…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Gohan 0
User avatar #47 - tormain (05/16/2013) [-]
True but in the android/ cell saga you see how much stronger he becomes and is the first to reach super saiyan 2 making the strongest in that time but then slacks of due to there being no villains and Chi-Chi not allowing him to train (even though she does train Goten in the mean time)
User avatar #54 - lulurare (05/16/2013) [-]
?? Trunks and Vegeta were the first to reach SSJ2 weren't they?
User avatar #57 - Mr Ronok (05/16/2013) [-]
trunks and vegeta went ascended saiyan, which was like SSJ 1.5. it had all the strength of SSJ 2 but no speed. Gohan was the first to go full SSj 2
#34 - The internet provides such useful and true information I love it 05/16/2013 on The Anatomy of a Human +1
#68 - Evolution is a joke 05/15/2013 on Bill Nye 0
#85 - The shirt says Stop Wars not Star Wars  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Star Wars -3
User avatar #109 - vatra (05/03/2013) [-]
Figure that one out all on your own now did you?
User avatar #97 - roninneko (05/03/2013) [-]
congratu-fucking-lations: you have earned the rank of Captain! Good work, Obvious!
#42 - No they don't. You think boxers watch the feet? They watch the… 05/03/2013 on this is how fast Ali was 0
#41 - Roy Jones Jr 05/03/2013 on this is how fast Ali was 0
#344 - doesn't work  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Spiderman 0
User avatar #346 - niralius (04/28/2013) [-]
oh god yes!!! just learned this in guitar!!!!!
#69 - what a ****** paper airplane  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Plane paper maker +4
User avatar #105 - cddamis (04/04/2013) [-]
You should tell the factory's quality control. oh wait
#266 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression +1
#544 - Womens Study Major Comment deleted by lulurare
#49 - Cut the bag open it's fake coach anyway 03/08/2013 on Are you kidding me?... +3
#92 - You act like getting raped is just gonna make them suck your d…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on I wouldn't complain.. +3
User avatar #142 - tgptrixie (03/07/2013) [-]
what if you like anal?
User avatar #101 - secretdestroyers (03/07/2013) [-]
If you ever read the Walking Dead comics, there's a part where Michonne takes out her revenge on the Governor (who had previously repeatedly raped her) by sodomizing him with a spoon, then using said spoon to carve out his left eye. Also, she used her sword to cut off his arm and (it is implied) his penis.

Yes, women can be brutal people when they want to be...
#109 - taintedtruffle (03/07/2013) [-]
sounds...like something I need to start reading
#176 - I understand, but that still doesn't answer any of my questions.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Explaining evolution to... -1
#177 - asasqw (02/28/2013) [-]
It answered all of your questions
#64 - Well sure I understand that, but I just don't see why they wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Explaining evolution to... -1
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
it is the constant competition from other life forms around them which forces them to do things they wouldnt otherwise do.

watch some david attenborough documentaries.. im a spiritual person but that shit makes a lot of sense just fine
#58 - Either because I'm right or because they think I'm too …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Explaining evolution to... -2
#75 - prettyfire (02/28/2013) [-]
the second one, i think
User avatar #61 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
well i was referring to the latter unfortunately.. animals develop traits because they are forced to, its called adaptation. it happens on every scale of size, from adapting yourself to 4 sugars in your tea over 1 week - to adapting wings over a stretch of millions of years.
User avatar #64 - lulurare (02/28/2013) [-]
Well sure I understand that, but I just don't see why they would even need to develop wings. To develop gills so you can breathe underwater, to develop a longer neck to eat leaves from the trees, to develop camouflage so you're harder to see, doesn't it all seem a little too coincidental?
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
it is the constant competition from other life forms around them which forces them to do things they wouldnt otherwise do.

watch some david attenborough documentaries.. im a spiritual person but that shit makes a lot of sense just fine
#50 - Evolution is such a joke. Where would the first living organis…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Explaining evolution to... -11
#175 - asasqw (02/28/2013) [-]
Allow me to enplane even if you most likely won't listen. Suns are fulled by a form of nuclear fission. This takes lighter elements (Mainly Hydrogen/Helium) into heaver elements (Such as carbon). When a star dies it explodes sending all the heavy created elements hurling out into the universe. Some of thees are taken and made into even heaver elements but others gather and form planets. Now skip forward till earth has cooled and all the asteroids put plenty of space ice down. Now elements bond together into molecules and molecules can form into something called an imino acid; the very same thing that makes up our DNA. How is this all powered you ask? By a natural phenomena known as lighting which was rather common on the aquatic world earth was for so long. Given enough time the right strain of DNA would form to create some of the first plants who then sucked the carbon dioxide out of the water and air to create the first pollutant, oxygen. Now how life began is explained lets explore why it evolved . Take the example of a population of field mice out on early earth. They are brown to blend into the dirt around them to avoid being spotted by birds. Now add a lava flow that covers the aria in now black rock. The mice lost the ability to blend in. Now by (and I can't stress this enough) complety random accident a black mouse is born due to a mutation at birth. It has the blending. It can reproduce more since it has a lesser chance of death. Then the black mouse gene continues to get passed down till it is only black mice. Apologies for page rape.
User avatar #176 - lulurare (02/28/2013) [-]
I understand, but that still doesn't answer any of my questions.
#177 - asasqw (02/28/2013) [-]
It answered all of your questions
#105 - dirtycowboyxx (02/28/2013) [-]
#99 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]
I agree with this Let me explain, if we evolved as fish first we would have to breathe right? Yes which means there would have to be oxygen in the water which means there has to be plant life to recycle the carbon dioxide back in to oxygen, at the same time having animals to produce carbon dioxide. Basically animals and plant life would have to evolve at exactly the same time and preform its exact purpose without becoming extinct (i.e animals eat to much grass and it dies off). That is a TON of coincidence to happen, I mean astronomical numbers.
User avatar #126 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
there was carbon dioxide before animals bro..
#135 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]
So when we came to life we started breathing carbon dioxide, thank you for that information.
#149 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
plants came before us... we were breathing oxygen because of them but they werent breathing carbon dioxide cos of us. whats so hard to understand? unless youre being sarcastic
#165 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]
So what were the plants breathing?
#57 - willindor (02/28/2013) [-]
Saying a wizard in the sky created us is not exactly a good explenation.
User avatar #56 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
no ones arguing with you because they know it would be a waste of their time.
User avatar #58 - lulurare (02/28/2013) [-]
Either because I'm right or because they think I'm too fucking retarded to even deal with
#75 - prettyfire (02/28/2013) [-]
the second one, i think
User avatar #61 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
well i was referring to the latter unfortunately.. animals develop traits because they are forced to, its called adaptation. it happens on every scale of size, from adapting yourself to 4 sugars in your tea over 1 week - to adapting wings over a stretch of millions of years.
User avatar #64 - lulurare (02/28/2013) [-]
Well sure I understand that, but I just don't see why they would even need to develop wings. To develop gills so you can breathe underwater, to develop a longer neck to eat leaves from the trees, to develop camouflage so you're harder to see, doesn't it all seem a little too coincidental?
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (02/28/2013) [-]
it is the constant competition from other life forms around them which forces them to do things they wouldnt otherwise do.

watch some david attenborough documentaries.. im a spiritual person but that shit makes a lot of sense just fine
#88 - glass jaw 02/27/2013 on OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!! +3
#142 - Maybe because Jesus was perfect?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Religion Part 2 0
User avatar #185 - kevinites (02/25/2013) [-]
no one in the history of human beings has ever been perfect.
#222 - Womens Study Major (02/25/2013) [-]
Much less a demented Rabbi of the Bronze Age.
#170 - I thought the can was supposed to say beer. I have a drinking problem. 02/24/2013 on Do you get it? 0
#79 - Thumbs up if you still listen to this song in 2013 02/19/2013 on Pretend You're On Youtube +2
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