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#52 - the entire passage straight copy pasted from plus the image i…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Dewalts home protection. 0
User avatar #53 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Your parents must adore your reading comprehension powers...
User avatar #54 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
did you read the entire passage from the first link, it says he just glued a battery casing to the bottom of an ar 15 magazine, painted the gun and slapped a couple stickers on it what about this says that it is an actual dewalt nail gun
User avatar #55 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Except you're completely ignoring the first section, written by the author of the damn blog, that claims it can fire nails through a 2x4, which is the most relevant section of the post. I don't care what the guy who made it is saying, the guy who WROTE THE ARTICLE is claiming it fires damn nails!
User avatar #56 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
i read that, THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BUILT THE FUCKING THING SAID IT DOESN'T FIRE NAILS. THE PICTURES SHOW STANDARD AR15 AMMUNITION IN A STANDARD AR15 MAG HOT GLUED TO A POWER DRILL BATTERY

AGAIN THE MAN WHO BUILT THE GUN STILL CLAIMS ITS IS STILL JUST A PAINTED AR 15/M16
User avatar #58 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Let me walk you through this.

Does the author of the article claim that the tool displayed is a nail gun, as demonstrated in the first paragraph?
User avatar #60 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
yes and then the builder refutes that claim
User avatar #63 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
The builder does not make a direct statement about ammunition. The author claims it fires nails, therefor the link is claiming it's a nailgun, therefor the link supports the erroneous claim. It is written in an intentional fashion to lead people to believe it can fire nails, as evidenced by the fact that people in the comment section of the article are asking where they can buy said nailgun. End if discussion, nothing else is relevant, and even Energizier, who posted the link, realized his mistake after posting it.

Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid. You're losing it over a tiny, tiny little argument you weren't even part of.
#67 - cosmohill (02/24/2014) [-]
"Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid"

Even though you were right, this is where you lost the argument.
#50 - Your (EnergizierAnon) link claims it's real, and = says it sho…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Dewalts home protection. -1
User avatar #51 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
First fucking paragraph, genius.

David Wiggins created this DeWalt M-16 Nail gun,** It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards, it means you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence!** And it also with the hundred-round magazine. The DeWalt rapid-fire nail M16 nail gun is a high-powered, cordless tool, just make sure you wearing safety goggles and Kevlar!
User avatar #52 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
the entire passage straight copy pasted from www.likecool.com/DeWalt-16_Nail_Gun--Tools--Gear.html plus the image in comment 40 all say it is not real finish reading before you spew shit from your mouth

David Wiggins created this DeWalt M-16 Nail gun, It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards, it means you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence! And it also with the hundred-round magazine. The DeWalt rapid-fire nail M16 nail gun is a high-powered, cordless tool, just make sure you wearing safety goggles and Kevlar!
I'd just picked up a new (to me) M-16 and was in the process of fixing it up a little. It needed new furniture anyway, so I sourced the safety yellow stock, guard, and grip. Then, I went down to the DeWalt factory service place a few miles from the house to get a sticker. There, I saw they had brand new battery casings, so I picked up one of those too. I got home, found a short magazine , and got to work.
User avatar #53 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Your parents must adore your reading comprehension powers...
User avatar #54 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
did you read the entire passage from the first link, it says he just glued a battery casing to the bottom of an ar 15 magazine, painted the gun and slapped a couple stickers on it what about this says that it is an actual dewalt nail gun
User avatar #55 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Except you're completely ignoring the first section, written by the author of the damn blog, that claims it can fire nails through a 2x4, which is the most relevant section of the post. I don't care what the guy who made it is saying, the guy who WROTE THE ARTICLE is claiming it fires damn nails!
User avatar #56 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
i read that, THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BUILT THE FUCKING THING SAID IT DOESN'T FIRE NAILS. THE PICTURES SHOW STANDARD AR15 AMMUNITION IN A STANDARD AR15 MAG HOT GLUED TO A POWER DRILL BATTERY

AGAIN THE MAN WHO BUILT THE GUN STILL CLAIMS ITS IS STILL JUST A PAINTED AR 15/M16
User avatar #58 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Let me walk you through this.

Does the author of the article claim that the tool displayed is a nail gun, as demonstrated in the first paragraph?
User avatar #60 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
yes and then the builder refutes that claim
User avatar #63 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
The builder does not make a direct statement about ammunition. The author claims it fires nails, therefor the link is claiming it's a nailgun, therefor the link supports the erroneous claim. It is written in an intentional fashion to lead people to believe it can fire nails, as evidenced by the fact that people in the comment section of the article are asking where they can buy said nailgun. End if discussion, nothing else is relevant, and even Energizier, who posted the link, realized his mistake after posting it.

Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid. You're losing it over a tiny, tiny little argument you weren't even part of.
#67 - cosmohill (02/24/2014) [-]
"Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid"

Even though you were right, this is where you lost the argument.
#48 - Comment deleted 02/24/2014 on Dewalts home protection. 0
#40 - doesn't look like that to me, the image is from EnergizerAnon's link  [+] (13 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Dewalts home protection. 0
#48 - lukewarmpigeon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
You may want to re-read what I said, and then re-read the link he posted.
User avatar #50 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
Your (EnergizierAnon) link claims it's real, and = says it shoots nails for Christ's sake, i read his link and that is where i got the image from, maybe you should reread his link
User avatar #51 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
First fucking paragraph, genius.

David Wiggins created this DeWalt M-16 Nail gun,** It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards, it means you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence!** And it also with the hundred-round magazine. The DeWalt rapid-fire nail M16 nail gun is a high-powered, cordless tool, just make sure you wearing safety goggles and Kevlar!
User avatar #52 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
the entire passage straight copy pasted from www.likecool.com/DeWalt-16_Nail_Gun--Tools--Gear.html plus the image in comment 40 all say it is not real finish reading before you spew shit from your mouth

David Wiggins created this DeWalt M-16 Nail gun, It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards, it means you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence! And it also with the hundred-round magazine. The DeWalt rapid-fire nail M16 nail gun is a high-powered, cordless tool, just make sure you wearing safety goggles and Kevlar!
I'd just picked up a new (to me) M-16 and was in the process of fixing it up a little. It needed new furniture anyway, so I sourced the safety yellow stock, guard, and grip. Then, I went down to the DeWalt factory service place a few miles from the house to get a sticker. There, I saw they had brand new battery casings, so I picked up one of those too. I got home, found a short magazine , and got to work.
User avatar #53 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Your parents must adore your reading comprehension powers...
User avatar #54 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
did you read the entire passage from the first link, it says he just glued a battery casing to the bottom of an ar 15 magazine, painted the gun and slapped a couple stickers on it what about this says that it is an actual dewalt nail gun
User avatar #55 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Except you're completely ignoring the first section, written by the author of the damn blog, that claims it can fire nails through a 2x4, which is the most relevant section of the post. I don't care what the guy who made it is saying, the guy who WROTE THE ARTICLE is claiming it fires damn nails!
User avatar #56 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
i read that, THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BUILT THE FUCKING THING SAID IT DOESN'T FIRE NAILS. THE PICTURES SHOW STANDARD AR15 AMMUNITION IN A STANDARD AR15 MAG HOT GLUED TO A POWER DRILL BATTERY

AGAIN THE MAN WHO BUILT THE GUN STILL CLAIMS ITS IS STILL JUST A PAINTED AR 15/M16
User avatar #58 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
Let me walk you through this.

Does the author of the article claim that the tool displayed is a nail gun, as demonstrated in the first paragraph?
User avatar #60 - lukewarmpigeon (02/24/2014) [-]
yes and then the builder refutes that claim
User avatar #63 - lyiat (02/24/2014) [-]
The builder does not make a direct statement about ammunition. The author claims it fires nails, therefor the link is claiming it's a nailgun, therefor the link supports the erroneous claim. It is written in an intentional fashion to lead people to believe it can fire nails, as evidenced by the fact that people in the comment section of the article are asking where they can buy said nailgun. End if discussion, nothing else is relevant, and even Energizier, who posted the link, realized his mistake after posting it.

Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid. You're losing it over a tiny, tiny little argument you weren't even part of.
#67 - cosmohill (02/24/2014) [-]
"Now get off the internet for about five minutes, kid"

Even though you were right, this is where you lost the argument.
#38 - that makes it perfectly okay for someone planning a school sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Dewalts home protection. +1
#104 - jazzytheferret (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure they can't legally have a gun when they're highschool age anyways, but we all know how that works out. If you want a gun you get a gun.
#1 - why would you be searching for google? 02/22/2014 on The best nerdy pick up lines 0
#37 - not true 02/21/2014 on Add Angry Birds to that... 0
#88 - drawn together a cartoon on comedey central 02/20/2014 on Try This At Home Kids +2
#2 - Comment deleted 02/20/2014 on Drug dealer returns kid 0
#5 - CORRECTION: the name is wrong but everything else is right  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Video Game Characters Comp +3
User avatar #17 - vampiresensei (02/13/2014) [-]
I think that's the point.
Some of them are way off, others there's just one mistake.
It's just meant to make gamers who know this stuff grind their teeth.
(At least that's what I think)
#3 - how is the tomb raider one wrong, from what i have seen that's…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Video Game Characters Comp +8
User avatar #5 - lukewarmpigeon (02/12/2014) [-]
CORRECTION: the name is wrong but everything else is right
User avatar #17 - vampiresensei (02/13/2014) [-]
I think that's the point.
Some of them are way off, others there's just one mistake.
It's just meant to make gamers who know this stuff grind their teeth.
(At least that's what I think)
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Am i gud 0
#2 - DropTheBeats Comment deleted by lukewarmpigeon
#7 - you ever think maybe he's talking to trevor, "i'm ready t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on It is time... +4
#11 - emopandaxox (01/28/2014) [-]
#44 - its either protected at all times or isn't real 01/20/2014 on One Million Dollars in Singles 0
#49 - which is not a board game  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Monopoly +1
User avatar #50 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
Im aware, but its still relevant because of the ruining of friendships.
#48 - strip scrabble sucks when your dad is playing  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Monopoly +1
#58 - xxitzchubbsxx (01/20/2014) [-]
I always thought that was the only way to play.
#94 - he's not? 01/18/2014 on Me 0
#1 - pigeons in gta4  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on GTA V fact comp +9
User avatar #30 - hopporto (01/19/2014) [-]
Seagulls in san andreas
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (01/18/2014) [-]
"Oh look, a flying rat."
#1 - if that is the case then i'm going to be the most successful p…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on the road to succes 0
User avatar #2 - lotengo (01/17/2014) [-]
just be sure u wont stop before u make that last step
#13 - thank you everyone for answering me i get it now  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on Life in a nutshell 0
User avatar #27 - tazzerz (01/17/2014) [-]
I think it was rise of the guardians.
#4 - *what how in the **** did i typo that far off 01/16/2014 on Life in a nutshell +2
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Life in a nutshell 0
User avatar #22 - kjftiger (01/17/2014) [-]
Rise of the Guardians.
#21 - restfullwicked (01/17/2014) [-]
rise of the guardians
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User avatar #14 - stifflimb (01/17/2014) [-]
Rise of The Guardians, go watch it and come back tell us how much you love the bunny and how badass Sandy is!
User avatar #13 - lukewarmpigeon (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you everyone for answering me i get it now
User avatar #27 - tazzerz (01/17/2014) [-]
I think it was rise of the guardians.
#12 - stagger (01/17/2014) [-]
Ascension of the Chaperons.
User avatar #10 - gdikodiak (01/17/2014) [-]
a pixar movie, something related to jack frost.
i don't even remember the name... ah yeah, the 5 legends, or something like this
i give it 5/10

movie is good, but something is missing
User avatar #6 - froghole (01/17/2014) [-]
rise of the guardians
#5 - ketchupshinobi (01/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - lukewarmpigeon (01/16/2014) [-]
*what


how in the fuck did i typo that far off
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User avatar #2 - havockwzy (01/16/2014) [-]
Rise of the Guardians
#4 - god damn it how dare you post an animated equine on this site … 01/16/2014 on the non brony's of... +2
#20 - you want some cheese and crackers to go with that whine? 01/16/2014 on Roadtrip? 0
#18 - i've met a lot of whiny "men"* …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Roadtrip? 0
#19 - Valid (01/16/2014) [-]
omg I'm not whiny
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (01/16/2014) [-]
you want some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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