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#20 - Microtransactions are 100% optional you don't even pay for dlc…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2016 on Rockstar -50
#21 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
No it's not. It's like saying, "You guys are being payed to do your jobs and you're NOT DOING YOUR JOBS!"
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#23 - lukewarmpigeon (04/13/2016) [-]
The game still works, and they are working to fix the issue, THEY ARE DOING THEY'RE JOBS that's like saying because you got sick the doctor didn't do their job. A server is not powered by a treadmill nor does it give a warning a week before it crashes don't be an asshole about it they are still people who have lives and don't sit at a desk 24 hours a day 7 days a week
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#58 - chillingbear (04/13/2016) [-]
Fuck this red thumb bitches, they have never worked a day in their lives if they think that everything will always run smoothly and as soon as something goes wrong it will be fixed within the hour. Don't be so naive FJ.
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#103 - lukewarmpigeon (04/14/2016) [-]
at least somebody understands sometimes shit happens and you just have to accept it
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#24 - lukewarmpigeon (04/13/2016) [-]
#11 - im all for the tesla but no one who owns a prius is worth a **… 04/06/2016 on honest mistake 0
#9 - only if he had a prius  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2016 on honest mistake -2
#10 - xgolgothax (04/06/2016) [-]
**xgolgothax used "*roll picture*"**
**xgolgothax rolled image**I would love to own a Prius- my next car will likely be a Prius or, if it's even possible by then, a tesla model 3.

I'm of the mind that moving away from oil dependency would be better for the economy AND help cal geopolitical conflict.
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#42 - addmyn (04/06/2016) [-]
as a funny junk patron you are obligated to have a decal in the back window of squid wards "fuuutuuurreee" pose should you buy a tesla.
#51 - xgolgothax (04/07/2016) [-]
Should I be fortunate enough to get a tesla, I will deliver. But there are over 250k preorders so I ain't holding my breath.
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#54 - addmyn (04/07/2016) [-]
I'm holding you to that. My buddy preordered one but he's a square queer and wouldn't do a dope decal
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#32 - sentinelzero (04/06/2016) [-]
Prius is an awful car. Its slow, boring and worse for the environment than a gas car (seriously, look it up. Building a Prius does more environmental damage than a gas car because they have to mine the battery components and ship them to Japan). The new Prius is also the ugliest thing I have seen. You want to be environmentally friendly? That's good, Prius is not the way to go. Get a Leaf, or a Tesla if you have the money.
#55 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
Maybe YOU should look it up. The stories about the Prius being worse for the environment than normal cars was debunked nine years ago. You're hating the for reasons that aren't even true.
#52 - xgolgothax (04/07/2016) [-]
But I'm not an environmentist. I just want great fuel economy. And the next Prius is gonna get 120mpge, which is absurd.
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#53 - sentinelzero (04/07/2016) [-]
You can get better or similar fuel economy in a diesel, and it doesn't look look like it was styled with a chainsaw.
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#11 - lukewarmpigeon (04/06/2016) [-]
im all for the tesla but no one who owns a prius is worth a fuck behind the wheel. bad drivers can drive any car but prius drivers are consistently terrible and after 5-10 years the prius batteries or the motors (i don't remember which possibly both) eat shit
#40 - its ok, i don't keep my llama in my house 03/28/2016 on nayked 0
#163 - still immense pain you can recover from or death i choose… 03/21/2016 on HL3 Confirmed 0
#77 - lets see....get shot in the head walk away with the worst head…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2016 on HL3 Confirmed +28
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#162 - GDUBBS (03/21/2016) [-]
More like break your cheek bone and eye sock. It also obstructs your vision significantly.
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#163 - lukewarmpigeon (03/21/2016) [-]
still immense pain you can recover from or death i choose poontah
#1 - i'd say go for it but this might work out better for you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2016 on A Decision +4
#4 - lmrml (03/13/2016) [-]
I didn't really care about what pic I used I just wanted to get the point across lol
#591 - kristen bell and napoleon dynamite with penelope cruz swap … 03/11/2016 on Threesome 0
#91 - company? every delivery driver i've seen drives their own car,… 03/10/2016 on Find out why anon HATES... 0
#89 - i think it depends on the store, i had to carry bills and coin 03/10/2016 on Find out why anon HATES... 0