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#8 - favorite radio station mentioned, swell with \m/etal  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Oh Drew +1
User avatar #16 - dracolegacy (07/10/2014) [-]
greetings fellow summit city resident
User avatar #92 - lukewarmpigeon (07/11/2014) [-]
not quite but close, bryan oh
User avatar #94 - dracolegacy (07/11/2014) [-]
that works
#7 - i think its a 59 or 60 07/07/2014 on 50's corvette towing a... 0
#154 - sure he does -L 07/07/2014 on want my CV?? +1
#1 - this doesn't work, or maybe my toaster sucks, it just results … 07/06/2014 on mind blown 0
#52 - i fit that description and i couldn't tell you how to reload one  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on I love Far Cry 3 0
User avatar #58 - shinote (06/30/2014) [-]
It's the easiest thing in the world. You push a button to drop the mag, stick the new mag in the hole, and pull the handle on the side.

There's a reason why 12 year olds in 3rd world countries know how to use them. It's seriously no more difficult than operating a toaster.
#23 - i thought it meant every game ever made and was going to look …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Resident Evil 1 Comp +1
User avatar #24 - serotonin (06/29/2014) [-]
thank you random citizen
#26 - because its difficult to clean and it probably wouldn't be a g… 06/29/2014 on MRI machine without the cover +1
#18 - the only bikers i have ever seen not do stupid **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on I wish I could 0
User avatar #19 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I can say within my first year of biking at least three people have intentionally tried to maim me, one was side-swiping me after following me around about a foot away from my rear fender, the other two were Pulling out on me while filtering/opening doors on me, purely because I was there. I never go out on a ride planning on pissing off car drivers, being in the way or getting angry, driving is relaxing and I enjoy it, I don't want to be starting arguments and fights
#16 - yes cars speed and tailgate but if (i'm a delivery driver so t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on I wish I could 0
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I understand your frustration but you need to chill the fuck out on bikers as a whole bro. so one of your arguments against is that if they crash into you then your van may get blood spattered on it? Also I have never ripped a mirror off when filtering although I have smashed one off when somebody opened a door on me on purpose, but it was either their mirror, or their head quite frankly.

Car drivers also do stupid reckless shit and then get pissed off and try to kill you sometimes when you try to get 3 cars ahead of them at the permanent risk of death
User avatar #18 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
the only bikers i have ever seen not do stupid shit are either old, on a moped or a bike that isn't agile or small enough to fit between cars, i have yet to see anyone drive aggressively towards a biker
User avatar #19 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I can say within my first year of biking at least three people have intentionally tried to maim me, one was side-swiping me after following me around about a foot away from my rear fender, the other two were Pulling out on me while filtering/opening doors on me, purely because I was there. I never go out on a ride planning on pissing off car drivers, being in the way or getting angry, driving is relaxing and I enjoy it, I don't want to be starting arguments and fights
#14 - tailgating, driving between lanes, speed limits. these are usu…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on I wish I could 0
User avatar #15 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
So, cars don't tailgate or Speed? I think you'll find they do
Filtering, as it's actually called, is a perfectly legal manoeuvre.
It just gets all those soccer moms in there big SUV's panties in a twist because they can't get home and watch Oprah
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
yes cars speed and tailgate but if (i'm a delivery driver so this happens to me a lot) i need to stop to turn into a driveway i almost kill/ piss of a biker, if a car rear ends me no big deal if a 2 wheeled retard rear ends me i need to mop blood off my back window. and if when "filtering" they rip the side mirror off (i've seen this done too) that is not legal.

it pisses me off because bikers do stupid reckless shit and then get pissed when you almost accidentally pull out in front of them
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I understand your frustration but you need to chill the fuck out on bikers as a whole bro. so one of your arguments against is that if they crash into you then your van may get blood spattered on it? Also I have never ripped a mirror off when filtering although I have smashed one off when somebody opened a door on me on purpose, but it was either their mirror, or their head quite frankly.

Car drivers also do stupid reckless shit and then get pissed off and try to kill you sometimes when you try to get 3 cars ahead of them at the permanent risk of death
User avatar #18 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
the only bikers i have ever seen not do stupid shit are either old, on a moped or a bike that isn't agile or small enough to fit between cars, i have yet to see anyone drive aggressively towards a biker
User avatar #19 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I can say within my first year of biking at least three people have intentionally tried to maim me, one was side-swiping me after following me around about a foot away from my rear fender, the other two were Pulling out on me while filtering/opening doors on me, purely because I was there. I never go out on a ride planning on pissing off car drivers, being in the way or getting angry, driving is relaxing and I enjoy it, I don't want to be starting arguments and fights
#9 - we will when you ***** learn to obey road laws  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2014 on I wish I could -1
User avatar #13 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
And what road laws aren't we obeying, cager?
User avatar #14 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
tailgating, driving between lanes, speed limits. these are usually performed by jackasses on crotch rockets but cruisers do them too
User avatar #15 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
So, cars don't tailgate or Speed? I think you'll find they do
Filtering, as it's actually called, is a perfectly legal manoeuvre.
It just gets all those soccer moms in there big SUV's panties in a twist because they can't get home and watch Oprah
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
yes cars speed and tailgate but if (i'm a delivery driver so this happens to me a lot) i need to stop to turn into a driveway i almost kill/ piss of a biker, if a car rear ends me no big deal if a 2 wheeled retard rear ends me i need to mop blood off my back window. and if when "filtering" they rip the side mirror off (i've seen this done too) that is not legal.

it pisses me off because bikers do stupid reckless shit and then get pissed when you almost accidentally pull out in front of them
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I understand your frustration but you need to chill the fuck out on bikers as a whole bro. so one of your arguments against is that if they crash into you then your van may get blood spattered on it? Also I have never ripped a mirror off when filtering although I have smashed one off when somebody opened a door on me on purpose, but it was either their mirror, or their head quite frankly.

Car drivers also do stupid reckless shit and then get pissed off and try to kill you sometimes when you try to get 3 cars ahead of them at the permanent risk of death
User avatar #18 - lukewarmpigeon (06/28/2014) [-]
the only bikers i have ever seen not do stupid shit are either old, on a moped or a bike that isn't agile or small enough to fit between cars, i have yet to see anyone drive aggressively towards a biker
User avatar #19 - thephoenix (06/28/2014) [-]
I can say within my first year of biking at least three people have intentionally tried to maim me, one was side-swiping me after following me around about a foot away from my rear fender, the other two were Pulling out on me while filtering/opening doors on me, purely because I was there. I never go out on a ride planning on pissing off car drivers, being in the way or getting angry, driving is relaxing and I enjoy it, I don't want to be starting arguments and fights
#6 - no its not, its 9:04 can't you read clocks silly? 06/25/2014 on Fixed It +1
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#19 - or maybe everyone is always flirting with you, so you've never… 06/24/2014 on Pretty Much 0
#8 - but no one in Africa ever gets seconds 06/24/2014 on We can stop this. Please share 0
#16 - they might be but i think they are upper model rims but not ss…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on DEMO DERBY!!!! 0
User avatar #17 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
well they could be truck ss only but your prob right
#14 - those still look like generic GM truck rims to me the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on DEMO DERBY!!!! 0
User avatar #15 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
idk thats what my brother said
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
they might be but i think they are upper model rims but not ss, higher than the plain steelies but shittier than the ss
User avatar #17 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
well they could be truck ss only but your prob right
#12 - not any ss wheels i have ever seen, they look like generic ste…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2014 on DEMO DERBY!!!! 0
#13 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
i was talking about the front, and they dont show up often but my brother said that they're old ss rims and whats creepy is that he put a set on a truck like this
#14 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
those still look like generic GM truck rims to me

these are what i think of when i hear SS rims SS cap optional
User avatar #15 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
idk thats what my brother said
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
they might be but i think they are upper model rims but not ss, higher than the plain steelies but shittier than the ss
User avatar #17 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
well they could be truck ss only but your prob right
#10 - the twin grille slots in the middle of the bumper  [+] (7 new replies) 06/23/2014 on DEMO DERBY!!!! 0
User avatar #11 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
ah, and correct me if im wrong but arent those ss rims
User avatar #12 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
not any ss wheels i have ever seen, they look like generic steel truck rims and the front and rears don't match
#13 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
i was talking about the front, and they dont show up often but my brother said that they're old ss rims and whats creepy is that he put a set on a truck like this
#14 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
those still look like generic GM truck rims to me

these are what i think of when i hear SS rims SS cap optional
User avatar #15 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
idk thats what my brother said
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
they might be but i think they are upper model rims but not ss, higher than the plain steelies but shittier than the ss
User avatar #17 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
well they could be truck ss only but your prob right
#8 - the body is a late 60's cadillac sedan deville maybe 69 or 70,…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2014 on DEMO DERBY!!!! +1
User avatar #9 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
holes?
User avatar #10 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
the twin grille slots in the middle of the bumper
User avatar #11 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
ah, and correct me if im wrong but arent those ss rims
User avatar #12 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
not any ss wheels i have ever seen, they look like generic steel truck rims and the front and rears don't match
#13 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
i was talking about the front, and they dont show up often but my brother said that they're old ss rims and whats creepy is that he put a set on a truck like this
#14 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
those still look like generic GM truck rims to me

these are what i think of when i hear SS rims SS cap optional
User avatar #15 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
idk thats what my brother said
User avatar #16 - lukewarmpigeon (06/23/2014) [-]
they might be but i think they are upper model rims but not ss, higher than the plain steelies but shittier than the ss
User avatar #17 - brotherhood (06/23/2014) [-]
well they could be truck ss only but your prob right
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#180 - remove pants obtain erection greet him kindly cock in hand 06/18/2014 on What Would You Do ??? +1
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User avatar #20 - ilaughyouwin (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, i wrote that on the flagged one, but then "nipples" happened, and i didn't want to go through Oglaf again to find that page...
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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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