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#239 - she is perfect in almost every way and the areas that she isn'… 12/28/2014 on What's her name 0
#404 - do you throw yours away after christmas? it never said it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends 0
User avatar #418 - xtrim (12/03/2014) [-]
Dude, I think you didn't even read my last comment... I said "assuming it's not...", I didn't think it was Christmas either.
#89 - its weird, just about everyone i know has colored light bulbs.…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends +34
User avatar #373 - extooso (12/03/2014) [-]
I use candels to light my tree, fukking casual.
User avatar #429 - xtrim (12/04/2014) [-]
Pics or... it happened and I didn't get to see it.

I love candles as decorations.
#222 - xtrim (12/02/2014) [-]
Well, I, for one, don't own bulbs, just LED lights. Also, if it were Christmas, I bet they'be already be used up in home decorations. So assuming it's not, she must have dug them up from wherever they were being kept or just casually lurking around in the house. If the latter, that's why I said I liked the fact she had them around and went into trouble finding them and setting them up.
User avatar #404 - lukewarmpigeon (12/03/2014) [-]
do you throw yours away after christmas? it never said it was christmas
User avatar #418 - xtrim (12/03/2014) [-]
Dude, I think you didn't even read my last comment... I said "assuming it's not...", I didn't think it was Christmas either.
#134 - bakawaka (12/02/2014) [-]
kek
#25 - one of her thighs was 2/3's of the width of her upper body, it… 11/17/2014 on Drawstrings 0
#22 - my friend's stepmom was about like that it wasn't that extreme…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Drawstrings 0
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
That's like me saying "I'm 6' 8", so that 8' 2" guy in the comic, who is demonstrating the struggles of being tall, is a bit extreme, but not that far off."
User avatar #25 - lukewarmpigeon (11/17/2014) [-]
one of her thighs was 2/3's of the width of her upper body, it wasnt exact but it was pretty fucking close, im sure its possible to actually look like that. i dont have a picture of this woman, nor to i care enough to look for her image on facebook
User avatar #24 - venomousvalentine (11/17/2014) [-]
Jesus christ last time you mentioned your height you said you were 6'7"
you're still growing and meanwhile I'm still here at 5'5"
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm not growing. Turns out I'm an inch taller when I'm not slouching. Never figured to take that into account.
#27 - venomousvalentine (11/17/2014) [-]
There isn't a happy medium for either of us.
#21 - no, no one wants a toyota, its just the best they think they c… 11/16/2014 on hard money -1
#10 - who the **** would ever ask for a toyota  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on hard money -1
User avatar #19 - breakfastskippa (11/16/2014) [-]
Someone who is after a good quality car i guess.
User avatar #21 - lukewarmpigeon (11/16/2014) [-]
no, no one wants a toyota, its just the best they think they can afford to deal with
#11 - kinky titlover 11/15/2014 on Exand Dong name chart 0
#26 - nope, you can transfer to anything as long as its an upgrade. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on 0
User avatar #41 - ktbmnf (11/07/2014) [-]
well shit. didnt know that, thanks
#27 - i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true 0
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
#25 - i might have had a stroke at the beginning there, let me try t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true +1
#26 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about your first comment that was getting the red thumbs.
You sure you weren't drunk when you made it?
User avatar #27 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. no i wasnt drunk
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
#22 - am i wrong? i will concede if i am and take every thumb in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true +2
User avatar #23 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. I didn't think there was anymore to be said.
#20 - drunk history is a show so percentage wise yes but on their cu…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true +1
User avatar #24 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Your previous comment was worded a little wierd and and little punctuation.

I get where you're coming from now. You don't deserve these red thumbs.
User avatar #25 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i might have had a stroke at the beginning there, let me try that again.

drunk history as a show has more history per week by percentage but the channel has roughly 2.5 hours a week against drunk history's ~1 hour jesus, its amazing how much shorter a comment can be when you aren't choking the dick of life
#26 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about your first comment that was getting the red thumbs.
You sure you weren't drunk when you made it?
User avatar #27 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. no i wasnt drunk
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
User avatar #21 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #22 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
am i wrong? i will concede if i am and take every thumb in the ass if i am
User avatar #23 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. I didn't think there was anymore to be said.
#18 - but its the history channel, not important old **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true +1
User avatar #19 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
You know, looking back at the content and your comment, you took it wrong. Historical in that sense isn't yesterday.
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
drunk history is a show so percentage wise yes but on their current weekly lineup history channel has about 2 and a half hours of "new" history related stuff (a couple of them explain why thins were made the way they were or how they work instead of "here is an old ass scooter") vs maybe an hour a week of "new" history stuff a week. the channel still wins here new meaning not a rerun
User avatar #24 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Your previous comment was worded a little wierd and and little punctuation.

I get where you're coming from now. You don't deserve these red thumbs.
User avatar #25 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i might have had a stroke at the beginning there, let me try that again.

drunk history as a show has more history per week by percentage but the channel has roughly 2.5 hours a week against drunk history's ~1 hour jesus, its amazing how much shorter a comment can be when you aren't choking the dick of life
#26 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about your first comment that was getting the red thumbs.
You sure you weren't drunk when you made it?
User avatar #27 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. no i wasnt drunk
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
User avatar #21 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #22 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
am i wrong? i will concede if i am and take every thumb in the ass if i am
User avatar #23 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. I didn't think there was anymore to be said.
#14 - how do you remember **** you never experienced? i…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Sad but true 0
User avatar #17 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Hmm, I see what you're saying. I guess the point of my argument is that some history is more important and that's the stuff you should you remember.
User avatar #18 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
but its the history channel, not important old shit you should remember channel so i dont see the point in your comment
User avatar #19 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
You know, looking back at the content and your comment, you took it wrong. Historical in that sense isn't yesterday.
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
drunk history is a show so percentage wise yes but on their current weekly lineup history channel has about 2 and a half hours of "new" history related stuff (a couple of them explain why thins were made the way they were or how they work instead of "here is an old ass scooter") vs maybe an hour a week of "new" history stuff a week. the channel still wins here new meaning not a rerun
User avatar #24 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Your previous comment was worded a little wierd and and little punctuation.

I get where you're coming from now. You don't deserve these red thumbs.
User avatar #25 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i might have had a stroke at the beginning there, let me try that again.

drunk history as a show has more history per week by percentage but the channel has roughly 2.5 hours a week against drunk history's ~1 hour jesus, its amazing how much shorter a comment can be when you aren't choking the dick of life
#26 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about your first comment that was getting the red thumbs.
You sure you weren't drunk when you made it?
User avatar #27 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. no i wasnt drunk
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
User avatar #21 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #22 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
am i wrong? i will concede if i am and take every thumb in the ass if i am
User avatar #23 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. I didn't think there was anymore to be said.
#2 - not really, even things that happen yesterday are history, mos…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Sad but true -1
#5 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're getting thumed down for this. It would be nice, if someone could enlighten me.
#15 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
History channel's problem is not how recent their "history " is, Its the fact that they use pseudo-science and aliens to explain things, because it brings bigger ratings. That commenter had no idea what he was talking about, and should have just sat in the corner quietly. Thus the thumbs.
User avatar #4 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
I get that you're a troll and I should reply to you, but those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.
User avatar #14 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
how do you remember shit you never experienced? im not trolling, pawn stars, counting cars, american pickers, american restoration and all the random history shit (the hatfeilds and mccoys documentary thing for example) all teach you historic shit. it may not be all hitler and civil war stuff but it is all history
User avatar #17 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Hmm, I see what you're saying. I guess the point of my argument is that some history is more important and that's the stuff you should you remember.
User avatar #18 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
but its the history channel, not important old shit you should remember channel so i dont see the point in your comment
User avatar #19 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
You know, looking back at the content and your comment, you took it wrong. Historical in that sense isn't yesterday.
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
drunk history is a show so percentage wise yes but on their current weekly lineup history channel has about 2 and a half hours of "new" history related stuff (a couple of them explain why thins were made the way they were or how they work instead of "here is an old ass scooter") vs maybe an hour a week of "new" history stuff a week. the channel still wins here new meaning not a rerun
User avatar #24 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Your previous comment was worded a little wierd and and little punctuation.

I get where you're coming from now. You don't deserve these red thumbs.
User avatar #25 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i might have had a stroke at the beginning there, let me try that again.

drunk history as a show has more history per week by percentage but the channel has roughly 2.5 hours a week against drunk history's ~1 hour jesus, its amazing how much shorter a comment can be when you aren't choking the dick of life
#26 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about your first comment that was getting the red thumbs.
You sure you weren't drunk when you made it?
User avatar #27 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
i understood that, i was trying to fix the poorly worded one. no i wasnt drunk
User avatar #28 - wigglyjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright then. Have a good evening.
User avatar #21 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #22 - lukewarmpigeon (11/05/2014) [-]
am i wrong? i will concede if i am and take every thumb in the ass if i am
User avatar #23 - cubicalpayload (11/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. I didn't think there was anymore to be said.
#47 - the 64 never had a split window. the split window was on 63s only  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Corvette, the american... +2
#88 - ephialtes (11/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, you're right.
That's the one I was speaking about though
#3 - pizza rolls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #4 - pasadenamudslide (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh thank god
My other guess was gonna be Foreskin
#53 - generally its a full vehicle advertising thing. its usually a … 10/30/2014 on Why? 0
#5 - im not sure what fans are like where you live but every fan iv…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Riddlez +14
#161 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
no its true, I have fans and there is also a switch that changes to direction
#150 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
There's usually a little switch on the side. Press it up/down and it reverses the direction of the fan, which then reverses the airflow.
User avatar #6 - emppilaf (10/12/2014) [-]
Um... There is a little switch on the casing of the motor of most fans...
You don't really learn of them until you install fans...
User avatar #41 - YllekNayr (10/13/2014) [-]
most of us don't install fans
#187 - emppilaf (10/14/2014) [-]
Really?
I was under the impression funnyjunk was a site based on installing and maintaining fans...
#18 - i didn't destroy them, i also killed house 09/13/2014 on Join the Brotherhood....NOW 0
#98 - i wouldn't **** a girl i don't trust / like / sta… 08/26/2014 on Get fucked 0
#92 - but you wouldnt be about to pull out so it really doesnt apply  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Get fucked 0
User avatar #93 - malhaloc (08/26/2014) [-]
...touche, chicken pinkie....touche
#91 - its better than blowing your load balls deep in her  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Get fucked 0
User avatar #97 - hundrings (08/26/2014) [-]
yeah, of course it lowers the chance, but would you really throw the dice on maybe becoming a parent? I know I wouldn't.
User avatar #98 - lukewarmpigeon (08/26/2014) [-]
i wouldn't fuck a girl i don't trust / like / stand to be with so if i did get her pregnant i wouldn't really mind that much
#78 - thats just it they want the picture to seem personal and frien… 08/18/2014 on Don't you hate it when +2
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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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