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lukewarmpigeon

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#48 - you really don't need to know how much i am holding unless i h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2016 on perfecto 0
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#49 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
You realise even a board game coloured its notes that were BASED ON YOUR CLOWN DOLLARS because it made them easier to identify.
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#51 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
the 1's, 2's, 5, and 20 in my wallet right now are roughly the same color (the age of the bill might have an effect) but slightly discolored from each other (Lincoln's face is a little pink) and the game is for 5 year olds who really shouldn't be handling money anyway every body else who can read numbers has no issue. the coloring is a security thing not a "WE ARE LOUD AMERICANS THE REQUIRE YOUR FULL ATTENTION" thing it makes it a little harder to counterfeit
#45 - how long are your arms that meters are an issue? i even just m…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2016 on perfecto 0
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#46 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
That's a resounding yes...
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#48 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
you really don't need to know how much i am holding unless i ham handing it to you so it doesn't need to be flashing and bright colors to keep your goldfish like attention span long enough to read every detail of each dollar from across the goddamn room, and if you are holding them and still can't figure out which bill is which then you might need to put your helmet back on and go find your mother
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#49 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
You realise even a board game coloured its notes that were BASED ON YOUR CLOWN DOLLARS because it made them easier to identify.
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#51 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
the 1's, 2's, 5, and 20 in my wallet right now are roughly the same color (the age of the bill might have an effect) but slightly discolored from each other (Lincoln's face is a little pink) and the game is for 5 year olds who really shouldn't be handling money anyway every body else who can read numbers has no issue. the coloring is a security thing not a "WE ARE LOUD AMERICANS THE REQUIRE YOUR FULL ATTENTION" thing it makes it a little harder to counterfeit
#23 - if every 1 dollar bill looks different then you could hold up …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2016 on perfecto +1
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#24 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
Are you being deliberately retarded?

Yep, in writing just small enough that a 1 and a hundred look the same a couple of metres away.
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#45 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
how long are your arms that meters are an issue? i even just measured out of curiosity my arms are 2.5, feet if a dollar is not within your reachand you cannot tell what denomination it is you are really fucking blind
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#46 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
That's a resounding yes...
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#48 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
you really don't need to know how much i am holding unless i ham handing it to you so it doesn't need to be flashing and bright colors to keep your goldfish like attention span long enough to read every detail of each dollar from across the goddamn room, and if you are holding them and still can't figure out which bill is which then you might need to put your helmet back on and go find your mother
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#49 - platinumaltaria (05/01/2016) [-]
You realise even a board game coloured its notes that were BASED ON YOUR CLOWN DOLLARS because it made them easier to identify.
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#51 - lukewarmpigeon (05/01/2016) [-]
the 1's, 2's, 5, and 20 in my wallet right now are roughly the same color (the age of the bill might have an effect) but slightly discolored from each other (Lincoln's face is a little pink) and the game is for 5 year olds who really shouldn't be handling money anyway every body else who can read numbers has no issue. the coloring is a security thing not a "WE ARE LOUD AMERICANS THE REQUIRE YOUR FULL ATTENTION" thing it makes it a little harder to counterfeit
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#28 - battletechmech (05/01/2016) [-]
Americans have a spirit link with the picture of any great american, we can sense a picture of washington at 50 yards, Jefferson at 50, Hamilton at 20, Lincoln at 40, Jackson Our best and greatest super villain president at 80 and Ben at 200 yards. This is why there's such a commotion about the Harriet Tubman bill replacing Jackson, her estimated sense range is at 30 yards, much less than Jackson.
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#29 - battletechmech (05/01/2016) [-]
This is how we catch spies btw, we ask them what bills are in our wallets
#612 - you have to become a pedophile don't hide behind fake stupidid… 05/01/2016 on OPs a fggot 0
#137 - yes you are, the entire game is just fine for me with th… 04/27/2016 on The GECK is coming +1
#29 - it would be harder (although not impossible) to see the bullet… 04/27/2016 on New Erma comic. 0
#10 - you have all just met Heaven's Sexdoor 04/17/2016 on Make a stand name +5
#103 - at least somebody understands sometimes **** happens and you j… 04/14/2016 on Rockstar -1
#24 - *THEIR JOBS 04/13/2016 on Rockstar +3
#23 - The game still works, and they are working to fix the issue, T…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2016 on Rockstar +1
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#58 - chillingbear (04/13/2016) [-]
Fuck this red thumb bitches, they have never worked a day in their lives if they think that everything will always run smoothly and as soon as something goes wrong it will be fixed within the hour. Don't be so naive FJ.
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#103 - lukewarmpigeon (04/14/2016) [-]
at least somebody understands sometimes shit happens and you just have to accept it
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#24 - lukewarmpigeon (04/13/2016) [-]
*THEIR JOBS