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#114 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on Nyan Cat +1
#2 - why?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on NFS MW 0
User avatar #3 - negativepixels (09/09/2013) [-]
Why not?
#49 - the tongue is the strongest if you include size, to bench pres… 09/06/2013 on Derrr herrrr too +1
#6 - i was told by someone (female) that washing your hair daily dr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on If You Don't Get This... 0
User avatar #7 - tenaciousjon (09/03/2013) [-]
Maybe that's why my hair isn't growing much, anymore... Shiet.
#4 - apparently washing your hair daily damages your hair, i guess …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on If You Don't Get This... 0
User avatar #5 - tenaciousjon (09/03/2013) [-]
I actually have to wash it every day. I have fairly long hair and it's quite curly. When I go so much as one day without washing it, it gets really greasy and just generally gross...

Perhaps it's different for everyone?

And I agree. I hate feeling unclean...
User avatar #6 - lukewarmpigeon (09/03/2013) [-]
i was told by someone (female) that washing your hair daily dries it out and damages it, it apparently also ruins perms
User avatar #7 - tenaciousjon (09/03/2013) [-]
Maybe that's why my hair isn't growing much, anymore... Shiet.
#2 - Comment deleted 09/02/2013 on Proof of Fallout: Equestria 0
#20 - i've seen temporary tattoos of penises and **** , …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on American cheese 0
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
Of course not, but those penises are not made to appeal to children; the ponies are

I would certainly say it does matter, the same way having a sex doll of a very young child would be quite questionable.

That's right, it doesn't, but it does make it very weird. The point is, the show and all merchandise are directed toward young girls, and it's very odd to have sex with something that is directed toward young girls, even if made specifically for fornication
#18 - first of all, those plushies that do get ****** a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2013 on American cheese 0
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
Of course the big defense is coming from a Brony...

Indeed they are almost always fan made, it doesn't change the fact they are fondled, nor does it change the fact those toys (and the show) is directed toward young girls
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (08/30/2013) [-]
i've seen temporary tattoos of penises and shit, you going to give those to children too?

i'm not saying it isn't wrong to fondle children's toys, but if the particular toy is directed towards adults then the subject matter doesn't matter. if you put powerpuff girls stickers all over a dildo it doesn't make it a children's toy. the toy was labeled on the site it was sold on as a sex toy. sex toy=/=children's toy
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
Of course not, but those penises are not made to appeal to children; the ponies are

I would certainly say it does matter, the same way having a sex doll of a very young child would be quite questionable.

That's right, it doesn't, but it does make it very weird. The point is, the show and all merchandise are directed toward young girls, and it's very odd to have sex with something that is directed toward young girls, even if made specifically for fornication
#5 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on Hello! +3
#6 - what about the horse of a different color? 08/25/2013 on really dude 0
#64 - generally they are used when in distress, everyone i know just… 08/22/2013 on Woman Didn't Notice The Car 0
#63 - I've been in 2 accidents in my life both of which had only wom… 08/22/2013 on Woman Didn't Notice The Car 0
#493 - i never said they are dirty, a presence of ink lines in the sk… 08/20/2013 on Parenting -1
#376 - most people do not want someone who looks dirty handling their…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Parenting -1
User avatar #490 - zachariahoslo (08/19/2013) [-]
Well most people are kinda stupid i guess. Since when do tattoos=dirty?
User avatar #493 - lukewarmpigeon (08/20/2013) [-]
i never said they are dirty, a presence of ink lines in the skin gives the appearance of filth they LOOK like it its possible to be tattooed, clean and sanitary at the same time it just won't LOOK like it
#19 - they are glorious aren't they? 08/19/2013 on The circle of life +19
#94 - if you work in a service industry and have bleeding eyeballs o…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Parenting 0
User avatar #128 - zachariahoslo (08/19/2013) [-]
When i went to the hospital to get stitches, my doctor had a pony tail and a bunch of tattoos, just saying.
User avatar #376 - lukewarmpigeon (08/19/2013) [-]
most people do not want someone who looks dirty handling their body or food
User avatar #490 - zachariahoslo (08/19/2013) [-]
Well most people are kinda stupid i guess. Since when do tattoos=dirty?
User avatar #493 - lukewarmpigeon (08/20/2013) [-]
i never said they are dirty, a presence of ink lines in the skin gives the appearance of filth they LOOK like it its possible to be tattooed, clean and sanitary at the same time it just won't LOOK like it
#10 - yes, too many children were choking on the toys  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Some Stuff +3
User avatar #14 - anotherhaloguy (08/18/2013) [-]
What kind of dipshit put the whole Kinder Egg in their mouth and swallowed?
#16 - articulate (08/18/2013) [-]
A small child?
User avatar #18 - anotherhaloguy (08/18/2013) [-]
I don't think the entire thing would fit in a small kids mouth.... it would barely fit in mine
User avatar #19 - articulate (08/18/2013) [-]
More like they just see it as chocolate and start munching on it unaware there is even a toy inside.
User avatar #20 - anotherhaloguy (08/18/2013) [-]
But the toy is inside a big yellow egg......
User avatar #21 - articulate (08/18/2013) [-]
Dude, I don't fucking know, but obviously it happened a lot if it was made illegal.
#27 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
no it didnt happen a lot, it happened like twice and the dumbass parents sued. so the company was like fuck you, we dont need this. Now we dont get the msot delicious chocolate egg in the world because some parents tried to blame someone else for their dumbass, toy swallowing, ruin shit for everyone else, admin, cunt, bitch, spawn accidently chocking on a toy.
#29 - bitchimcool (08/18/2013) [-]
"most delicious chocolate egg" have you ever tried, cadbury cream eggs?
User avatar #22 - anotherhaloguy (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah.... I just think it's rather stupid that people could do it
#48 - it still sounds more intelligent than jiggaboo, just say it an… 08/16/2013 on Oy vey 0
#8 - in part 24, halo 4 isn't made by bungie 08/15/2013 on Video Game Facts #23 -3
#8 - halo 4 isn't made by bungie 08/15/2013 on Video Game Facts #23 0
#16 - jiggaboo is the most retarded racist term i have ever heard, i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Oy vey +2
User avatar #25 - hxhostile (08/16/2013) [-]
What about Honkey?
User avatar #48 - lukewarmpigeon (08/16/2013) [-]
it still sounds more intelligent than jiggaboo, just say it and you'll feel dumber
#6 - Comment deleted 08/13/2013 on What is wrong with marijuana: +1
#65 - last i checked the polar bear was one of coca-cola's mascots 08/13/2013 on bottle bear 0
#408 - if you look hard enough i'm sure you can make some connection  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on white space 0
User avatar #411 - nefarian (08/10/2013) [-]
The point is: you're not supposed to look hard enough.
#397 - well then ponies can be related to star wars, star trek, high …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2013 on white space 0
User avatar #405 - nefarian (08/10/2013) [-]
Even fucking Warhammer 40k?
#433 - dtox (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, just to give an example, twilight is a student of magic, and is always hungering for more knowledge and power.

So I felt like drawing her as a sorcerer of tzeentch.
User avatar #437 - nefarian (08/10/2013) [-]
See, that makes somewhat sense.
#419 - existacne (08/10/2013) [-]
Especially Warhammer 40k.
User avatar #430 - nefarian (08/10/2013) [-]
Dear god
#431 - existacne (08/10/2013) [-]
Dear Imperor, you meant to say?
User avatar #408 - lukewarmpigeon (08/10/2013) [-]
if you look hard enough i'm sure you can make some connection
User avatar #411 - nefarian (08/10/2013) [-]
The point is: you're not supposed to look hard enough.
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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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