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lukewarmpigeon

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Date Signed Up:6/21/2011
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#17 - you know if you are polite to the police they won't fine you m… 05/24/2015 on Went to the supermarket today. 0
#26 - that is in fact what i said, and if you google "jeep cher… 05/21/2015 on bruiser cruiser 0
#10 - im sorry i didn't realize you built this vehicle, honestly im …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on bruiser cruiser 0
#23 - hanakoikezawa (05/20/2015) [-]
"cherokee frame"
User avatar #26 - lukewarmpigeon (05/21/2015) [-]
that is in fact what i said, and if you google "jeep cherokee frame" you will see the older ones did have frames
#28 - technically, i mean dom's charger in the F&F series is leg…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on My Daily Driver! Gimmie Yours! -1
User avatar #61 - demonfyre (05/21/2015) [-]
wait thats a blower for air intake, those i know are legal. but i thought exhaust stakes were illegal because they are for exhaust pretty much. if not im about to cut some holes in my trucks hood.
#7 - have you ever seen a new wrangler? a new 4x4 one, not off road…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on bruiser cruiser 0
User avatar #8 - charagrin (05/20/2015) [-]
A Z71 could outrun a Jeep, on a standard paved track. The Jeeps are generally weaker, but they have a small footprint which means they can be lower to the ground and still perform, they are also very light(which is actually a negative offroading in all honesty).

Regardless, the joke I was going for is that the content isn't really pointless because it's a PT Cruiser body built on a CJ7 frame, the PT Cruiser body doesn't magically override the legendary CJ7 performance and make it suck off road. A stock H2 or H3 is pointless, because it can't do very much compared to pretty much any other popular stock off roading choice. Any look at a random stat compared to others can show you that. Good example, the H2 Hummer has worst in class HP to weight ratio. Again, aside from the ones that are NOT stock and actually do pretty good.

www.motorists.org/carfamily/h2-hummer
User avatar #10 - lukewarmpigeon (05/20/2015) [-]
im sorry i didn't realize you built this vehicle, honestly im pretty sure it still has a junk mopar drivetrain and its probable built on a dakota or cherokee frame. while it is still better than the stock pt in terms of off road capability its about as useful as lifting a geo metro, sure its big enough but it still sucks.

im not sure why you keep trying to argue the H2 point with me, i never said it was great but i can guarantee that its better than my jeep liberty. its far from the best but you can easily do worse
#23 - hanakoikezawa (05/20/2015) [-]
"cherokee frame"
User avatar #26 - lukewarmpigeon (05/21/2015) [-]
that is in fact what i said, and if you google "jeep cherokee frame" you will see the older ones did have frames
#5 - a standard H2 is only a little worse offroad than a factory 4x…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on bruiser cruiser 0
User avatar #6 - charagrin (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't tell jokes like that mate. I, and a few others on here I chat with, are all big time 4x4 goers. I myself use my Xterra in a few races out in China(here in Maine), and the running joke in the entire community is that no stock(or even lightly modded) H2 or H3 has literally every won a race we know of. The actual Hummer military line are absolutely beasts, and the H2's and H3's that have been built specifically to go off road are great as well. But that generic H2 you see at a dealer ain't going anywhere. The engine is poorly tuned, the transmission is geared too high)and doesn't bear the strain), and the Hummer itself has a massive footprint while being fairly low to the ground relative to said footprint.
User avatar #7 - lukewarmpigeon (05/20/2015) [-]
have you ever seen a new wrangler? a new 4x4 one, not off road spec but just 4x4, are junk compared to most offroad spec vehicles, a z71 chevy could outrun a base 4x4 jeep. the H2 while not a performance offroader, you generally not going to get stuck in it unless you are trying to rock crawl or through a 4 foot deep mud pit.

tl;dr: no shit a stock hummer cant win a race i doubt a factory H1 could either but at least you wont break the H1
User avatar #8 - charagrin (05/20/2015) [-]
A Z71 could outrun a Jeep, on a standard paved track. The Jeeps are generally weaker, but they have a small footprint which means they can be lower to the ground and still perform, they are also very light(which is actually a negative offroading in all honesty).

Regardless, the joke I was going for is that the content isn't really pointless because it's a PT Cruiser body built on a CJ7 frame, the PT Cruiser body doesn't magically override the legendary CJ7 performance and make it suck off road. A stock H2 or H3 is pointless, because it can't do very much compared to pretty much any other popular stock off roading choice. Any look at a random stat compared to others can show you that. Good example, the H2 Hummer has worst in class HP to weight ratio. Again, aside from the ones that are NOT stock and actually do pretty good.

www.motorists.org/carfamily/h2-hummer
User avatar #10 - lukewarmpigeon (05/20/2015) [-]
im sorry i didn't realize you built this vehicle, honestly im pretty sure it still has a junk mopar drivetrain and its probable built on a dakota or cherokee frame. while it is still better than the stock pt in terms of off road capability its about as useful as lifting a geo metro, sure its big enough but it still sucks.

im not sure why you keep trying to argue the H2 point with me, i never said it was great but i can guarantee that its better than my jeep liberty. its far from the best but you can easily do worse
#23 - hanakoikezawa (05/20/2015) [-]
"cherokee frame"
User avatar #26 - lukewarmpigeon (05/21/2015) [-]
that is in fact what i said, and if you google "jeep cherokee frame" you will see the older ones did have frames
#44 - i play everything on my one  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2015 on PC Master-Race +21
#47 - galkawhm (05/19/2015) [-]
Then you're nobody.
#65 - stifflimb (05/19/2015) [-]
This is nobody!
User avatar #85 - goodatlosing (05/19/2015) [-]
The fuck is that from?
User avatar #88 - stifflimb (05/19/2015) [-]
From My Name Is Nobody
User avatar #358 - KoreKiller (05/20/2015) [-]
Those are some good ass movies.
#38 - - ******** , my mother just bought a 2015 juke with this… 05/19/2015 on Least manly way to shift 0
#37 - it will only go into neutral in low speeds at normal speeds it… 05/19/2015 on Least manly way to shift 0
#32 - who the hell cuts salad  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on 15 unbrave men died making... 0
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (05/18/2015) [-]
Posh frufru richfags that are more cultured than you

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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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