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#9 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Nii-san	+17
#55 - nought (12/01/2015) [-] damn he's cool #51 - oubliette (12/01/2015) [-] Shirts fire #56 - lujan (12/01/2015) [-] So is this one
#73 - I was dating a chick who wanted to see that movie and so we sa… [+] (6 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Why Mom	+28
#88 - deliraptor (11/30/2015) [-] you got any more stories? if not the same one would probably suffice for a third reading #95 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] Yeah. This one is about the same chick. I've posted this a few times on the site before. I used to eat yogurt a lot, so much that this chick joked and said I had an addiction. So one night while we were doing it she said to get some yogurt and put it on her nipples and lick it off. She said it was cold (just out of the fridge). But then things got weird when she put some on her butthole and told me to eat it out. I did of course. Strawberry/10, would do again. Also, I was dating a chick who wanted to see that movie and so we sat down to watch it and she got horny so we did it during the most messed up scenes towards the end. Made me kinda wonder about her. We broke up, but not because of that, but because she was an alcoholic. #124 - visualrevolution (11/30/2015) [-] Wait, what happened? I missed the beginning of the story, could you tell it again? #122 - miraxena (11/30/2015) [-] All praise lujan, best storyteller on funnyjunk! #98 - deliraptor (11/30/2015) [-] don't know what i expected, but i love it #74 - udungoofedup (11/30/2015) [-] Thanks based lujan
#4 - From what I've heard from people and read online, it does hurt…	11/30/2015 on A classic	+3
#3 - This one really hurts, because to me it appears that the cornd… [+] (1 new reply)	11/30/2015 on How?	+16
#9 - Mr Ronok (11/30/2015) [-] if you let it cool to warm but now so much that it solidifies you may be able to peel it out in a big flexible sheet
#2 - Neil Armstrong. Abbreviated last name would make it Neil A… [+] (2 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Fuck,	+2
#4 - smartythechicken (11/30/2015) [-] #3 - killorpie (11/30/2015) [-] *killorpie used "roll picture"* killorpie rolled imagethanks everything's so clear now
#16 - Comment deleted	11/30/2015 on (untitled)	+3
#4 - Hey bub, if you're going through a rough time then you should …	11/30/2015 on Chritian	+7
#4 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	11/30/2015 on topislam	+14
#12 - joethebeast (11/30/2015) [-] Mecca death #15 - romuloid (11/30/2015) [-] #18 - hiukuss (11/30/2015) [-] I cried a little
#4 - Picture	11/30/2015 on Not the rarest, but...	+14
#8 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	11/30/2015 on Cool Scam, Ahmed.	+4
#47 - ameercat (11/30/2015) [-] Holyshit thank you for this
#4 - Picture [+] (12 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Wonder woman	+23
#8 - notthedoctor (11/30/2015) [-] what is this from? #10 - donbionicle (11/30/2015) [-] Justice League: War It's the New 52 reboot from a few years back, in movie format. #11 - notthedoctor (11/30/2015) [-] is it any good? #16 - captainganto (11/30/2015) [-] it could have been better #12 - donbionicle (11/30/2015) [-] That Batman voice is kinda weird IMO, but it's a decent enough movie. DC has done better with animation than Marvel in most cases. Of course, if superhero stuff isn't for you then it's skippable TBH. Also, this happens in the movie. #13 - notthedoctor (11/30/2015) [-] lol that gif sold me ima go watch it #15 - wisdombranch (11/30/2015) [-] If you have spent much time on FJ, you have probably seen many other awesome gifs of this movie #6 - admiralen (11/30/2015) [-] Love how she sidesteps the issue by humiliating him instead of explaining her reasoning #19 - thechosentroll (11/30/2015) [-] What exactly does she have to explain? She's Wonder Woman. She was created for the sole reason of shanking motherfuckers. So she shanks motherfuckers. #20 - admiralen (11/30/2015) [-] Maybe say "if i didnt stop the villains they would murder and fuck up way more shit so stfu you pricks" Not just humiliate the fucker and let the others keep on hating her for wrecking shit #21 - thechosentroll (11/30/2015) [-] She's the one person in the DC universe with worse social skills than Batman. It's a miracle she even went with humiliation instead of just gutting someone. #5 - roflstorm (11/30/2015) [-] THAT'S NOT TRUTH THAT'S A FUCKING CONFESSION A truth is answering a question without a wrong answer A confession is letting people know something personal about yourself.
#29 - I would like to point out that in Florida if you are between t…	11/30/2015 on Be Careful Now	+4
#4 - Since I'm a faggot who still plays RuneScape, I actually add t… [+] (1 new reply)	11/30/2015 on Merica	0
#5 - aximil (11/30/2015) [-] I picked up that habit as well. I actually alternate between them. They both seem right to me.
#13 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)	11/30/2015 on (untitled)	+7
#15 - refaim Comment deleted by lujan #75 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT Comment deleted by lujan #16 - lujan Comment deleted by lujan
#76 - Nah, you're good.	11/30/2015 on Touch it now	0
#74 - I guess mid twenties is young. I would say that me finding dis… [+] (2 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Touch it now	+1
#75 - Lashawndraniqua (11/30/2015) [-] Oh so you're just an idiot. My bad. #76 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] Nah, you're good.
#72 - I think it's funny. [+] (4 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Touch it now	0
#73 - Lashawndraniqua (11/30/2015) [-] You're probably very young then. Don't worry your sense of humor will become better. #74 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] I guess mid twenties is young. I would say that me finding disturbing things funny makes me stupid and that it is not attributed to age. #75 - Lashawndraniqua (11/30/2015) [-] Oh so you're just an idiot. My bad. #76 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] Nah, you're good.
#5 - Don't forget Vince Foster and the other bodies.	11/30/2015 on News Flash!	+2
#22 - I was dating a chick who wanted to see that movie and so we sa… [+] (14 new replies)	11/30/2015 on Why Mom	+87
#109 - ohhh (11/30/2015) [-] #93 - commencingfailure (11/30/2015) [-] Well you did it too at the time of the messed up scene #96 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] Yeah, but I didn't want to watch the movie in the first place and I didn't initiate the sex. I guess you still sorta got me though. #86 - sacredmagic (11/30/2015) [-] #72 - udungoofedup (11/30/2015) [-] That was a roller-coaster from start to finish. Tell it again! #73 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] I was dating a chick who wanted to see that movie and so we sat down to watch it and she got horny so we did it during the most messed up scenes towards the end. Made me kinda wonder about her. We broke up, but not because of that, but because she was an alcoholic. #88 - deliraptor (11/30/2015) [-] you got any more stories? if not the same one would probably suffice for a third reading #95 - lujan (11/30/2015) [-] Yeah. This one is about the same chick. I've posted this a few times on the site before. I used to eat yogurt a lot, so much that this chick joked and said I had an addiction. So one night while we were doing it she said to get some yogurt and put it on her nipples and lick it off. She said it was cold (just out of the fridge). But then things got weird when she put some on her butthole and told me to eat it out. I did of course. Strawberry/10, would do again. Also, I was dating a chick who wanted to see that movie and so we sat down to watch it and she got horny so we did it during the most messed up scenes towards the end. Made me kinda wonder about her. We broke up, but not because of that, but because she was an alcoholic. #124 - visualrevolution (11/30/2015) [-] Wait, what happened? I missed the beginning of the story, could you tell it again? #122 - miraxena (11/30/2015) [-] All praise lujan, best storyteller on funnyjunk! #98 - deliraptor (11/30/2015) [-] don't know what i expected, but i love it #74 - udungoofedup (11/30/2015) [-] Thanks based lujan #27 - zaggystirdust (11/30/2015) [-] Well that was quite a story. #183 - tarabostes (11/30/2015) [-] So are you
#11 - Anthony Mandingo saves the day again. I **** THE MUSIC!…	11/30/2015 on Why Using Privilege in an...	0
#6 - Picture	11/30/2015 on What!? Screw	0
#12 - Mine died about this time last year. It was a sad moment. [+] (1 new reply)	11/30/2015 on iPod	+2
#13 - midnighteyes (11/30/2015) [-] May your iPod rest in peace.
#8 - Nah. He's clearly got the ski mask and gun, but that's not the… [+] (3 new replies)	11/30/2015 on (untitled)	+16
#9 - anon (11/30/2015) [-] if its daredevil why does it have big white things for eyes that's clearly the flash #10 - thesunpraiser (11/30/2015) [-] >implying daredevil doesn't have white things for eyes. #23 - haroldsaxon (11/30/2015) [-] How would you know? He always wears glasses because he's visually impaired. Very insensitive of you.
#64 - I've got a whole folder of these that are far worse and there'… [+] (1 new reply)	11/30/2015 on Touch it now	0
#65 - Sinrik (11/30/2015) [-] you got issues but hell so don't the rest of us
#61 - Picture	11/30/2015 on Touch it now	-4