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#230 - Russia? My man, you need to look up recent numbers for both bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Damn Euro bridge 0
User avatar #231 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
and i agree. but what is military? what really is military. if someone REALLY wanted to. really wanted to hit america like that. you guys are busy in the middle east. the CIA fucked around with some crazy ideas you don't think other companies did the same. you can say america is great and blah blah blah. but i wouldnt want to live their. the people are fat, worse educated, crime rates are the worse (down now, but your prison population which could be up to UP TO 35% innocent men) if i could live any place probably in europe some where. maybe denmark,finland, germany...not america. america is always the first to be like we rule but when you lose you say you meant too. vietnam. ww2 which they say they won. but russia was the one who REALLY moved ass. fought the best the germans had the 6th panzer division. vietnam you guys left, and 1812. you got beat. canada was a colony of britian. and i hate to tell you but those people would later become canadians. sure there was some brit soldiers but it was the people that fought the real war.
#228 - def: an extremely powerful nation, especially one capable of i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Damn Euro bridge 0
User avatar #229 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
military strength? i'd say russia would be a damn near match. but asia? China 1 billion standing army..maybe maybe they could win. but america being the lone super power..doubt it. thats just america saying its the biggest kid on the block, and its wrong. funny thing about being the badest mother fucker..all the other motherfuckers wanna prove their the badest.
User avatar #230 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
Russia? My man, you need to look up recent numbers for both budget and material, not to mention whether it's state of the art or not. China is 2nd largest military budget, and it is STILL far behind (not to mention vastly corrupt, no good command structure, etc etc)

Russia was a competitor militarily during the Cold War, not even comparable to their force now. And don't bring up the nukes, they're irrelevant unless mutually assured destruction is the goal.

You may also remember China had millions before and during World War II. Numbers mean nothing when training and equipment is poor.
User avatar #231 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
and i agree. but what is military? what really is military. if someone REALLY wanted to. really wanted to hit america like that. you guys are busy in the middle east. the CIA fucked around with some crazy ideas you don't think other companies did the same. you can say america is great and blah blah blah. but i wouldnt want to live their. the people are fat, worse educated, crime rates are the worse (down now, but your prison population which could be up to UP TO 35% innocent men) if i could live any place probably in europe some where. maybe denmark,finland, germany...not america. america is always the first to be like we rule but when you lose you say you meant too. vietnam. ww2 which they say they won. but russia was the one who REALLY moved ass. fought the best the germans had the 6th panzer division. vietnam you guys left, and 1812. you got beat. canada was a colony of britian. and i hate to tell you but those people would later become canadians. sure there was some brit soldiers but it was the people that fought the real war.
#38 - Alot of facts on here are incorrect. Very interesting, though. 03/05/2015 on Vietnam War Facts (OC) 0
#123 - So how did Canada go from burning the White House to being a c…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Damn Euro bridge 0
User avatar #223 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
superpower no..but america has LONG passed its greatest country in the world time. one of the stupidest,fatest,worst paid, unhealthy countries in the world. the ONLY thing you have going for you. is your president who actually knows a thing or two about running a country but its people are too blinded by him being black that they can't let him run the fucking thing the proper way. instead you want bush. the retard that ran the country into the ground...yup Merica one fuck of a place.
User avatar #228 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
def: an extremely powerful nation, especially one capable of influencing international events and the acts and policies of less powerful nations.

Yeahhh, I hate to break it to you, but it's true. Any foreign policy or international affairs expert will agree that the United States is, in fact, the lone superpower. Military and economic reach is unmatched, and influence as well. The future, of course, is up to the country itself.

So I'm sorry bruh, but Europe just isn't the focus anymore. It's Asia and North America.
User avatar #229 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
military strength? i'd say russia would be a damn near match. but asia? China 1 billion standing army..maybe maybe they could win. but america being the lone super power..doubt it. thats just america saying its the biggest kid on the block, and its wrong. funny thing about being the badest mother fucker..all the other motherfuckers wanna prove their the badest.
User avatar #230 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
Russia? My man, you need to look up recent numbers for both budget and material, not to mention whether it's state of the art or not. China is 2nd largest military budget, and it is STILL far behind (not to mention vastly corrupt, no good command structure, etc etc)

Russia was a competitor militarily during the Cold War, not even comparable to their force now. And don't bring up the nukes, they're irrelevant unless mutually assured destruction is the goal.

You may also remember China had millions before and during World War II. Numbers mean nothing when training and equipment is poor.
User avatar #231 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
and i agree. but what is military? what really is military. if someone REALLY wanted to. really wanted to hit america like that. you guys are busy in the middle east. the CIA fucked around with some crazy ideas you don't think other companies did the same. you can say america is great and blah blah blah. but i wouldnt want to live their. the people are fat, worse educated, crime rates are the worse (down now, but your prison population which could be up to UP TO 35% innocent men) if i could live any place probably in europe some where. maybe denmark,finland, germany...not america. america is always the first to be like we rule but when you lose you say you meant too. vietnam. ww2 which they say they won. but russia was the one who REALLY moved ass. fought the best the germans had the 6th panzer division. vietnam you guys left, and 1812. you got beat. canada was a colony of britian. and i hate to tell you but those people would later become canadians. sure there was some brit soldiers but it was the people that fought the real war.
#113 - You don't have to repeat yourself if you make correct statemen…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Damn Euro bridge 0
User avatar #116 - DevilsCalling (03/05/2015) [-]
well since NEL is canada/canadian im pretty sure someone can conclude that hey its fucking canada/canadians...since thats what they were.
User avatar #123 - ltsparky (03/05/2015) [-]
So how did Canada go from burning the White House to being a cool cat for the lone superpower in the world?! Feels bad bruh
User avatar #223 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
superpower no..but america has LONG passed its greatest country in the world time. one of the stupidest,fatest,worst paid, unhealthy countries in the world. the ONLY thing you have going for you. is your president who actually knows a thing or two about running a country but its people are too blinded by him being black that they can't let him run the fucking thing the proper way. instead you want bush. the retard that ran the country into the ground...yup Merica one fuck of a place.
User avatar #228 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
def: an extremely powerful nation, especially one capable of influencing international events and the acts and policies of less powerful nations.

Yeahhh, I hate to break it to you, but it's true. Any foreign policy or international affairs expert will agree that the United States is, in fact, the lone superpower. Military and economic reach is unmatched, and influence as well. The future, of course, is up to the country itself.

So I'm sorry bruh, but Europe just isn't the focus anymore. It's Asia and North America.
User avatar #229 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
military strength? i'd say russia would be a damn near match. but asia? China 1 billion standing army..maybe maybe they could win. but america being the lone super power..doubt it. thats just america saying its the biggest kid on the block, and its wrong. funny thing about being the badest mother fucker..all the other motherfuckers wanna prove their the badest.
User avatar #230 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
Russia? My man, you need to look up recent numbers for both budget and material, not to mention whether it's state of the art or not. China is 2nd largest military budget, and it is STILL far behind (not to mention vastly corrupt, no good command structure, etc etc)

Russia was a competitor militarily during the Cold War, not even comparable to their force now. And don't bring up the nukes, they're irrelevant unless mutually assured destruction is the goal.

You may also remember China had millions before and during World War II. Numbers mean nothing when training and equipment is poor.
User avatar #231 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
and i agree. but what is military? what really is military. if someone REALLY wanted to. really wanted to hit america like that. you guys are busy in the middle east. the CIA fucked around with some crazy ideas you don't think other companies did the same. you can say america is great and blah blah blah. but i wouldnt want to live their. the people are fat, worse educated, crime rates are the worse (down now, but your prison population which could be up to UP TO 35% innocent men) if i could live any place probably in europe some where. maybe denmark,finland, germany...not america. america is always the first to be like we rule but when you lose you say you meant too. vietnam. ww2 which they say they won. but russia was the one who REALLY moved ass. fought the best the germans had the 6th panzer division. vietnam you guys left, and 1812. you got beat. canada was a colony of britian. and i hate to tell you but those people would later become canadians. sure there was some brit soldiers but it was the people that fought the real war.
#111 - What if I told you that Mexico is considered the fattest count…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Damn Euro bridge +8
User avatar #120 - reican (03/05/2015) [-]
there is a difference between eating yourself fat and just getting fat by constant siestas
User avatar #194 - leifbunny (03/05/2015) [-]
How so? Both come from poor lifestyle choices. Seems pedantic.
#134 - megamantrigger (03/05/2015) [-]
...Is there, really? It's not a very significant difference. Lack of exercise is lack of exercise.
User avatar #206 - reican (03/05/2015) [-]
for americans i guess eating counts as exercise, they even got eating contests all the fucking time
User avatar #208 - megamantrigger (03/05/2015) [-]
...So do a lot of places? You really don't like us, huh?
User avatar #209 - reican (03/05/2015) [-]
i dont like anyone, thats why im on FJ to begin with
#210 - megamantrigger (03/05/2015) [-]
#108 - The British burned the White House.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Damn Euro bridge -1
User avatar #110 - DevilsCalling (03/05/2015) [-]
new...empire loyalists..im not gunna repeat this a hundred times...NEL was canada in the making.
User avatar #113 - ltsparky (03/05/2015) [-]
You don't have to repeat yourself if you make correct statements in the first place.
User avatar #116 - DevilsCalling (03/05/2015) [-]
well since NEL is canada/canadian im pretty sure someone can conclude that hey its fucking canada/canadians...since thats what they were.
User avatar #123 - ltsparky (03/05/2015) [-]
So how did Canada go from burning the White House to being a cool cat for the lone superpower in the world?! Feels bad bruh
User avatar #223 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
superpower no..but america has LONG passed its greatest country in the world time. one of the stupidest,fatest,worst paid, unhealthy countries in the world. the ONLY thing you have going for you. is your president who actually knows a thing or two about running a country but its people are too blinded by him being black that they can't let him run the fucking thing the proper way. instead you want bush. the retard that ran the country into the ground...yup Merica one fuck of a place.
User avatar #228 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
def: an extremely powerful nation, especially one capable of influencing international events and the acts and policies of less powerful nations.

Yeahhh, I hate to break it to you, but it's true. Any foreign policy or international affairs expert will agree that the United States is, in fact, the lone superpower. Military and economic reach is unmatched, and influence as well. The future, of course, is up to the country itself.

So I'm sorry bruh, but Europe just isn't the focus anymore. It's Asia and North America.
User avatar #229 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
military strength? i'd say russia would be a damn near match. but asia? China 1 billion standing army..maybe maybe they could win. but america being the lone super power..doubt it. thats just america saying its the biggest kid on the block, and its wrong. funny thing about being the badest mother fucker..all the other motherfuckers wanna prove their the badest.
User avatar #230 - ltsparky (03/07/2015) [-]
Russia? My man, you need to look up recent numbers for both budget and material, not to mention whether it's state of the art or not. China is 2nd largest military budget, and it is STILL far behind (not to mention vastly corrupt, no good command structure, etc etc)

Russia was a competitor militarily during the Cold War, not even comparable to their force now. And don't bring up the nukes, they're irrelevant unless mutually assured destruction is the goal.

You may also remember China had millions before and during World War II. Numbers mean nothing when training and equipment is poor.
User avatar #231 - DevilsCalling (03/07/2015) [-]
and i agree. but what is military? what really is military. if someone REALLY wanted to. really wanted to hit america like that. you guys are busy in the middle east. the CIA fucked around with some crazy ideas you don't think other companies did the same. you can say america is great and blah blah blah. but i wouldnt want to live their. the people are fat, worse educated, crime rates are the worse (down now, but your prison population which could be up to UP TO 35% innocent men) if i could live any place probably in europe some where. maybe denmark,finland, germany...not america. america is always the first to be like we rule but when you lose you say you meant too. vietnam. ww2 which they say they won. but russia was the one who REALLY moved ass. fought the best the germans had the 6th panzer division. vietnam you guys left, and 1812. you got beat. canada was a colony of britian. and i hate to tell you but those people would later become canadians. sure there was some brit soldiers but it was the people that fought the real war.
#15 - Nah I just meant there's no effort needed lol  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It -5
User avatar #35 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
except not stuffing your face which is seem most the population has difficulty with.
User avatar #24 - vikingfaen (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny, and if I stop working out I get fat, like, my belly sticks out further than any body part. So don't tell me there's no effort needed lel
#16 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#13 - A skinny guy with abs is like a fat girl with big boobs.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It -1
#14 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
guys don't generally like fat girls, but girls generally like guys who are cut like hell
User avatar #15 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah I just meant there's no effort needed lol
User avatar #35 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
except not stuffing your face which is seem most the population has difficulty with.
User avatar #24 - vikingfaen (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny, and if I stop working out I get fat, like, my belly sticks out further than any body part. So don't tell me there's no effort needed lel
#16 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#1056 - choice noun 1. an act of selecting or making a de…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... 0
User avatar #1057 - skabbalabba (02/01/2015) [-]
Yes, but the factors that make up your decition are out of your control.
You act according to how you "feel", and your feelings simply arise.

Point being: there is no fundamental difference between how a robot might make a decition and how we do it, so in a sense (referring to your first comment) we are slaves to our mental character, if our character was one that wanted to follow god like slaves/robots we would not care one way or the other, so it wouldn't be an act of love for god to give us "free will". Practically speaking, free will is simply the ability to not want to do as god wills, that's no privilage.

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