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#85 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Trying Anal +11
#87 - Picture 01/24/2014 on british television +1
#52 - Picture 01/23/2014 on Grab some popcorn and watch... 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on what +1
#19 - baltman (01/23/2014) [-]
#28 - Well done anon 01/22/2014 on I make the rules 0
#23 - I've been doing BJJ for just over a year and now i see i must …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on I make the rules 0
#34 - lucariopwnz (01/22/2014) [-]
nice man! I did it for seven years before I switched to American Jiu Jitsu. Its tons of fun, I'd definitely recommend sticking with it.
#26 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
You have been doing Blow Job Jobs?
User avatar #33 - lucariopwnz (01/22/2014) [-]
as someone whos done BJJ for over 7 years I think "Blow Job Junkie" is the one I've heard more
#28 - lstimpact (01/22/2014) [-]
Well done anon
User avatar #27 - imaan (01/22/2014) [-]
brazilian jiu jitsu
#21 - Nah the standing guy could just pull his legs down and take his back  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2014 on I make the rules +4
User avatar #22 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see what you mean, thanks!
My knowledge of wrestling/fighting is slim to none...
User avatar #23 - lstimpact (01/22/2014) [-]
I've been doing BJJ for just over a year and now i see i must learn this unstoppable freight train of a takedown
#34 - lucariopwnz (01/22/2014) [-]
nice man! I did it for seven years before I switched to American Jiu Jitsu. Its tons of fun, I'd definitely recommend sticking with it.
#26 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
You have been doing Blow Job Jobs?
User avatar #33 - lucariopwnz (01/22/2014) [-]
as someone whos done BJJ for over 7 years I think "Blow Job Junkie" is the one I've heard more
#28 - lstimpact (01/22/2014) [-]
Well done anon
User avatar #27 - imaan (01/22/2014) [-]
brazilian jiu jitsu
#7 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Cheeky kiss 0
#8 - Not quite sure that Harry Potter got THE girl, in fact he hard… 01/16/2014 on How to +1
#7 - It's from Tropic Thunder, so it's in fact Ben Stiller himself  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Miley Cyrus or Simple Jack +74
#72 - cacachaud (01/17/2014) [-]
#20 - Ulmer (01/16/2014) [-]
#78 - His best days are behind him and the psychological trauma will…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Internet fight 0
User avatar #82 - giljo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well yeah I agree he had peaked already but psyhological trauma is something that can be repaired it just takes time and effort of course. Not only it can be repaired he can even become stronger in that manner. Not saying it is likely but human mind is a tricky thing and it all comes down to him.
#23 - When the entire team starts to collectively blame you for everything 01/15/2014 on MFW some one says "I`m... 0
#46 - Despite him being widely known as an arse, he is great to watc… 01/15/2014 on Internet fight 0
#43 - Its not just the physical damage, it's the psychological traum…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Internet fight 0
#45 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
Knowing Silva, he'd throw a legkick off the bat just to prove people wrong. Also, I read that he doesn't consider it a loss, so I don't know if that specific thing will bother him that much. I just hope he comes back and can put on some more fun performances.
User avatar #46 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Despite him being widely known as an arse, he is great to watch when he's on top form. If he does come back i'd definitely want to see it
#37 - You got me, but I still think he'll never be even half the fig…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Internet fight 0
User avatar #39 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, really. I mean, it was all one injury. A broken leg isn't one of those injuries where it happens and then keeps happening. He may not be 100% but who ever fights at 100% anyway?

BTW, are you watching Rockhold vs Phillipou tonight?
User avatar #44 - iom (01/15/2014) [-]
i heard he was going to back in the ring with a metal plate in his leg
User avatar #47 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know THAT much about healing broken bones but I believe the metal plate is closer to the inside of the leg. Also, they sometimes remove the metal after the bone is completely healed.


TL;DR he's already superhuman enough, I don't think it's going to affect much.
User avatar #43 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Its not just the physical damage, it's the psychological trauma of being beaten by someone he considered inferior, many of his once fans think he's a dick and plus he'll never want to use a leg kick ever again.

And no i probably won't be unfortunately
#45 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
Knowing Silva, he'd throw a legkick off the bat just to prove people wrong. Also, I read that he doesn't consider it a loss, so I don't know if that specific thing will bother him that much. I just hope he comes back and can put on some more fun performances.
User avatar #46 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Despite him being widely known as an arse, he is great to watch when he's on top form. If he does come back i'd definitely want to see it
#34 - I severely doubt that after the last fight  [+] (11 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Internet fight 0
User avatar #75 - giljo (01/15/2014) [-]
Have you ever broken a bone? You do know when it heals up is is actually tougher than before?
User avatar #78 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
His best days are behind him and the psychological trauma will have affected him far beyond this. To be fair i've never broken a bone, closest i've come is dislocation and deep muscle damage
User avatar #82 - giljo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well yeah I agree he had peaked already but psyhological trauma is something that can be repaired it just takes time and effort of course. Not only it can be repaired he can even become stronger in that manner. Not saying it is likely but human mind is a tricky thing and it all comes down to him.
User avatar #36 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
>Implying I didn't see it and immediately think his career was over
You just wanted to use the gif, didntcha?

I mean, if he comes back for a tune-up fight he'll be able to show off like the Andy of old.
User avatar #37 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
You got me, but I still think he'll never be even half the fighter he was, even through a tune up.
User avatar #39 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, really. I mean, it was all one injury. A broken leg isn't one of those injuries where it happens and then keeps happening. He may not be 100% but who ever fights at 100% anyway?

BTW, are you watching Rockhold vs Phillipou tonight?
User avatar #44 - iom (01/15/2014) [-]
i heard he was going to back in the ring with a metal plate in his leg
User avatar #47 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know THAT much about healing broken bones but I believe the metal plate is closer to the inside of the leg. Also, they sometimes remove the metal after the bone is completely healed.


TL;DR he's already superhuman enough, I don't think it's going to affect much.
User avatar #43 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Its not just the physical damage, it's the psychological trauma of being beaten by someone he considered inferior, many of his once fans think he's a dick and plus he'll never want to use a leg kick ever again.

And no i probably won't be unfortunately
#45 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
Knowing Silva, he'd throw a legkick off the bat just to prove people wrong. Also, I read that he doesn't consider it a loss, so I don't know if that specific thing will bother him that much. I just hope he comes back and can put on some more fun performances.
User avatar #46 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Despite him being widely known as an arse, he is great to watch when he's on top form. If he does come back i'd definitely want to see it
#27 - I dunno, i bet Anderson Silva cou- nevermind  [+] (13 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Internet fight +1
#30 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
One day we'll see him do it again.
#34 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
I severely doubt that after the last fight
User avatar #75 - giljo (01/15/2014) [-]
Have you ever broken a bone? You do know when it heals up is is actually tougher than before?
User avatar #78 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
His best days are behind him and the psychological trauma will have affected him far beyond this. To be fair i've never broken a bone, closest i've come is dislocation and deep muscle damage
User avatar #82 - giljo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well yeah I agree he had peaked already but psyhological trauma is something that can be repaired it just takes time and effort of course. Not only it can be repaired he can even become stronger in that manner. Not saying it is likely but human mind is a tricky thing and it all comes down to him.
User avatar #36 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
>Implying I didn't see it and immediately think his career was over
You just wanted to use the gif, didntcha?

I mean, if he comes back for a tune-up fight he'll be able to show off like the Andy of old.
User avatar #37 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
You got me, but I still think he'll never be even half the fighter he was, even through a tune up.
User avatar #39 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, really. I mean, it was all one injury. A broken leg isn't one of those injuries where it happens and then keeps happening. He may not be 100% but who ever fights at 100% anyway?

BTW, are you watching Rockhold vs Phillipou tonight?
User avatar #44 - iom (01/15/2014) [-]
i heard he was going to back in the ring with a metal plate in his leg
User avatar #47 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know THAT much about healing broken bones but I believe the metal plate is closer to the inside of the leg. Also, they sometimes remove the metal after the bone is completely healed.


TL;DR he's already superhuman enough, I don't think it's going to affect much.
User avatar #43 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Its not just the physical damage, it's the psychological trauma of being beaten by someone he considered inferior, many of his once fans think he's a dick and plus he'll never want to use a leg kick ever again.

And no i probably won't be unfortunately
#45 - memeinmycoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
Knowing Silva, he'd throw a legkick off the bat just to prove people wrong. Also, I read that he doesn't consider it a loss, so I don't know if that specific thing will bother him that much. I just hope he comes back and can put on some more fun performances.
User avatar #46 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Despite him being widely known as an arse, he is great to watch when he's on top form. If he does come back i'd definitely want to see it
#145 - Two weeks  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on "I'm not going to miss FJ." 0
#146 - candymankill (01/15/2014) [-]
#88 - Yes it has been bought over from the guys who run 9gag  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on "I'm not going to miss FJ." +3
User avatar #140 - candymankill (01/14/2014) [-]
When will it be shut down
User avatar #145 - lstimpact (01/15/2014) [-]
Two weeks
#146 - candymankill (01/15/2014) [-]
#116 - **** ... 01/14/2014 on Random Facts Comp +1
#39 - It just... disappeared... 01/14/2014 on You can't see me now +3
#109 - The trolls feed me 01/14/2014 on Random Facts Comp +1
#106 - I thought that was Chocolate... Are you SURE?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Random Facts Comp +1
#111 - iceholder (01/14/2014) [-]
Would've made more sense to say caramel instead of chocolate.
#116 - lstimpact (01/14/2014) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #115 - arnolddusk (01/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for understanding me. Thumb up.
#103 - You have a point with some of them but the enamel one got me, …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Random Facts Comp +3
#108 - Uranium (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't feed the trolls
User avatar #109 - lstimpact (01/14/2014) [-]
The trolls feed me
User avatar #105 - arnolddusk (01/14/2014) [-]
camel is that nasty tasting brown candy shit that people eat
#106 - lstimpact (01/14/2014) [-]
I thought that was Chocolate... Are you SURE?
#111 - iceholder (01/14/2014) [-]
Would've made more sense to say caramel instead of chocolate.
#116 - lstimpact (01/14/2014) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #115 - arnolddusk (01/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for understanding me. Thumb up.
#10 - Horiuchi chose to challenge his artistic autistic capabilities 01/10/2014 on Excel Level 1000 -3
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