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Date Signed Up:1/14/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#19 - Not trying to be 'that guy' or anything but it does make me wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on the evolutionary tree of... +1
#31 - tomjay (04/30/2014) [-]
Dude, Imma try to explain this to you from a religious point of view. Don't worry, I'm no fundamental christian nutjob (I'm not sayin that fundamental christians are nutjobs, it's just that some people on the internet kinda project that way). You probably haven't heard much about my religion (although it's on this chart), Imma say it's in much core aspects similiar to buddhism, although it's still a lot different overall (I got a friend buddhist and we talk a lot about all kinds of spiritual shit).

The most important thing about religion is that it is about individual experience. If anyone tries to tell you otherwhise, run. I've had my religious experiences in my life, they've affected me a great deal, but it's something that's hard to describe to other people (I've only told few of my trusted friends, because I found it really interesting). But that's the thing about it - you can't convey a religious experience, you have to have it on your own. If an other person doesn't experience it, he can't even know what the fuck you're talking about, even if you spend hours and hours trying to explain.

Look, if you're gonna take anything from what I wrote here, take this - religion is an intimate thing. It's about your personal relationship with the divine (or it should be). That's why I think so many people get angry when someone willingly or unwillingly insults their religion - it's as if someone came to you and started sayin that your own father (or mother, you know the funny thing is my religion is actually pretty gender progressive, considering how old it is) doesn't exist, that he's an illusion. Or that he isn't the way you know him. But the thing is, you yourself know him - he's your father (one might say I made an almost Freudian analogy here). I think that's the main reason why is there so much conflict on the fields of spirituality. So yeah, I'll leave you with that.

User avatar #33 - lstimpact (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose you're right with the religious experience, I suppose I've never felt that so I can't understand it. Good description though
#12 - Locating Leftenant Larry 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +11
#16 - Maybe she likes being called Elsa and doesn't want to change i… 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +16
#299 - Why the **** not I guess  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Cutest Couple Contest +1
User avatar #310 - zombiestookmybike (04/24/2014) [-]
sorry haha you two are actually adorable :3
User avatar #308 - zombiestookmybike (04/24/2014) [-]
n'awww
#58 - So much for 95% Lets hope you don't sleep in a cabin …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... 0
User avatar #59 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
There's a reason I didn't say 100%. Gotta cover my bases in case my brain was trying to block the bad memories.
#12 - Lost my faith in the education system My best ever re… 04/21/2014 on if you dont agree with me... +1
#56 - Cheers, for some reason I imagined it being more like the 'Oh …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... +1
User avatar #57 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh, you know what, it might have been that. No, it definitely was, I remember now.
Shit's scurry son, why'd you make me google that. Got dayum I was just about to go to bed too.
#58 - lstimpact (04/21/2014) [-]
So much for 95%

Lets hope you don't sleep in a cabin in the woods
User avatar #59 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
There's a reason I didn't say 100%. Gotta cover my bases in case my brain was trying to block the bad memories.
#54 - Dammmnnnn, does anyone what video he's referring to? the link …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... +1
#61 - johto (04/21/2014) [-]
Cat Talk In case you still want it.
User avatar #55 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
Mishka says "I love you mom"! - Husky Dog Talking
I am 95% sure this is it, or something extremely close to it. I distinctly remember it was a Miska video.
User avatar #56 - lstimpact (04/21/2014) [-]
Cheers, for some reason I imagined it being more like the 'Oh long Johnson' cat
User avatar #57 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh, you know what, it might have been that. No, it definitely was, I remember now.
Shit's scurry son, why'd you make me google that. Got dayum I was just about to go to bed too.
#58 - lstimpact (04/21/2014) [-]
So much for 95%

Lets hope you don't sleep in a cabin in the woods
User avatar #59 - tittylovin (04/21/2014) [-]
There's a reason I didn't say 100%. Gotta cover my bases in case my brain was trying to block the bad memories.
#6 - Someone needs to add a nuclear detonation at the end …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on such grace +72
#8 - whatasickname (04/21/2014) [-]
that fupa
#34 - grantninnes (04/22/2014) [-]
That monstrosity is a gunt my friend.
User avatar #22 - cookiecoketwo (04/21/2014) [-]
Fupa?
#26 - Demitorn (04/21/2014) [-]
fat upper pussy area
#42 - It's the only way to be sure! 04/18/2014 on Poor fellow almost made it out 0
#35 - Picture 04/17/2014 on ISSAC FUCKING CLARKE!' +2
#31 - Picture 04/15/2014 on I Have Lost All Ability to... +1
#79 - Picture 04/08/2014 on HeartAche +4
#58 - It is purely for the fact it was a camera recording the TV, 'I… 04/07/2014 on O'Brian +2
#54 - Probably the terrible video quality  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on O'Brian +4
User avatar #57 - jewishcommunazi (04/07/2014) [-]
I don't think it's that bad, considering it was recorded from the TV with a camera, like anon below said.
User avatar #58 - lstimpact (04/07/2014) [-]
It is purely for the fact it was a camera recording the TV, 'It's not that bad' doesn't make it any better, it just makes it not the worst
#52 - Picture 04/07/2014 on O'Brian +1
#26 - No worries 04/03/2014 on First time I've laughed in... +11
#11 - Well **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First time I've laughed in... +85
#65 - bothemastaofall (04/03/2014) [-]
This is what you look for
#64 - yuukoku (04/03/2014) [-]
Trial and error. You'll be more prepared next time.
#12 - Razorstyx (04/03/2014) [-]
It's okay, bro.
#9 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First time I've laughed in... -64
#47 - lamarsmithgot (04/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - pestizides (04/03/2014) [-]
It's not like the cancer was strong enough Thank you
#36 - proudbrony (04/03/2014) [-]
#24 - durkadurka (04/03/2014) [-]
I haven't used this pic in ages. Thanks for the opportunity.
#77 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
And yet you still post a thumbnail. Oh sweet irony.
#78 - durkadurka (04/07/2014) [-]
#26 - lstimpact (04/03/2014) [-]
No worries
User avatar #20 - AlanbalMIT (04/03/2014) [-]
your newfag lvl is impresive.
#54 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Your lack of ability to sense sarcasm is impressive.
User avatar #75 - AlanbalMIT (04/04/2014) [-]
k'
#60 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
Plain text.
Normal .gif often used seriously.
Inability? There were no visual sarcasm to detect in the first place.
#63 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Well he was most likely joking which is something which is detectable through context alone. Of course there's a chance he wasn't joking. Also, I should add that the joke he made was quite dumb and not obvious at all. If he deserves thumbs down, he deserves them for that
#74 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
That is how FJ works. If the humor is bad, or the sarcasm isn't obvious, then the attempt was bad and becomes punished with a smack of red thumbs.

Oh and naw. This is the internet. We see far too many oblivious idiots to assume that people like him was kidding. We've seen worse. So much worse...
User avatar #41 - niggernazi (04/03/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #10 - Razorstyx (04/03/2014) [-]
That's whenever someone replies to the OP, they get that behind their post number.
#11 - lstimpact (04/03/2014) [-]
Well shit.
#65 - bothemastaofall (04/03/2014) [-]
This is what you look for
#64 - yuukoku (04/03/2014) [-]
Trial and error. You'll be more prepared next time.
#12 - Razorstyx (04/03/2014) [-]
It's okay, bro.
#5 - Notice how OP answered his own question  [+] (21 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First time I've laughed in... -59
User avatar #8 - gitanisme (04/03/2014) [-]
...no he didn't.
#9 - lstimpact (04/03/2014) [-]
#47 - lamarsmithgot (04/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - pestizides (04/03/2014) [-]
It's not like the cancer was strong enough Thank you
#36 - proudbrony (04/03/2014) [-]
#24 - durkadurka (04/03/2014) [-]
I haven't used this pic in ages. Thanks for the opportunity.
#77 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
And yet you still post a thumbnail. Oh sweet irony.
#78 - durkadurka (04/07/2014) [-]
#26 - lstimpact (04/03/2014) [-]
No worries
User avatar #20 - AlanbalMIT (04/03/2014) [-]
your newfag lvl is impresive.
#54 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Your lack of ability to sense sarcasm is impressive.
User avatar #75 - AlanbalMIT (04/04/2014) [-]
k'
#60 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
Plain text.
Normal .gif often used seriously.
Inability? There were no visual sarcasm to detect in the first place.
#63 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Well he was most likely joking which is something which is detectable through context alone. Of course there's a chance he wasn't joking. Also, I should add that the joke he made was quite dumb and not obvious at all. If he deserves thumbs down, he deserves them for that
#74 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
That is how FJ works. If the humor is bad, or the sarcasm isn't obvious, then the attempt was bad and becomes punished with a smack of red thumbs.

Oh and naw. This is the internet. We see far too many oblivious idiots to assume that people like him was kidding. We've seen worse. So much worse...
User avatar #41 - niggernazi (04/03/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #10 - Razorstyx (04/03/2014) [-]
That's whenever someone replies to the OP, they get that behind their post number.
#11 - lstimpact (04/03/2014) [-]
Well shit.
#65 - bothemastaofall (04/03/2014) [-]
This is what you look for
#64 - yuukoku (04/03/2014) [-]
Trial and error. You'll be more prepared next time.
#12 - Razorstyx (04/03/2014) [-]
It's okay, bro.
#54 - A large influx of beeees oughtta put a stop to that! 04/02/2014 on All His Beeeeeees +22
#24 - I heard the raiders of the lost ark one was because Spielberg … 04/01/2014 on 8 Myths of Movies 0
#1586 - Jokexplain I need your help with this one!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on From Jokexplain with love +2
User avatar #1796 - JNS (04/01/2014) [-]
yeah ... I'm ... yeah.

I don't know if he's trying to troll or not it's too obvious ... i just ... yeah
#120 - Picture 03/31/2014 on Mass Effect Races: Krogan... 0
#58 - I can't really argue with that logic 03/30/2014 on TRUST ISSUES -2
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