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Date Signed Up:1/14/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#2744
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Highest Content Rank:#2118
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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#5 - >Halo Reach >Did not involve the extension of an arm… 05/31/2014 on Just those little things +12
#8 - Picture 05/30/2014 on Lunch-time! +18
#6 - Analysing_Hounds 05/30/2014 on Teacher searching rape +11
#7 - It looks like someone photoshopped her head onto the body  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Congratulations! +3
#9 - Womens Study Major (05/30/2014) [-]
SHE'S JUST A MANNEQUIN!
#61 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on What... +8
#89 - tomthehippie (05/30/2014) [-]
EXTERMINATUS!
#30 - Things of our choosing is permitted 05/30/2014 on U just went full retard +2
#73 - Had to click on it to make sure it wasn't a gif. 05/30/2014 on It would be too late by then +1
#42 - Just figured out if you cover up the edges it goes slower, unc… 05/29/2014 on just stop for a second and... +2
#30 - Yep, or it might be Far Cry 3, can't quite tell  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Honest Game Titles 2 0
#31 - elmarcocfc (05/28/2014) [-]
#27 - Looks like Battlefield 4 to me  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Honest Game Titles 2 0
User avatar #28 - elmarcocfc (05/28/2014) [-]
"Emasculation Quest"?
User avatar #30 - lstimpact (05/28/2014) [-]
Yep, or it might be Far Cry 3, can't quite tell
#31 - elmarcocfc (05/28/2014) [-]
#7065 - **lstimpact rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +1
#19 - Well **** . 05/15/2014 on I don't think that's how... 0
#17 - Ah, but wouldn't that just make it a glorified dart?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on I don't think that's how... 0
User avatar #18 - blueboysixnine (05/15/2014) [-]
That's exactly what a bullet is. a mechanically projected object because human powered projection isn't accurate, efficient or lethal enough
#21 - agreekwarrior (05/15/2014) [-]
"screw physics, I AM CHARLIE SHEEN!"
#19 - lstimpact (05/15/2014) [-]
Well shit.
#11 - I'm 38% sure the ignition of gunpowder is involved in how bull…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on I don't think that's how... +1
User avatar #14 - blueboysixnine (05/15/2014) [-]
the gunpowder is only to make the bullet move fast. if you can throw it hard enough, you don't need the rest of it
User avatar #17 - lstimpact (05/15/2014) [-]
Ah, but wouldn't that just make it a glorified dart?
User avatar #18 - blueboysixnine (05/15/2014) [-]
That's exactly what a bullet is. a mechanically projected object because human powered projection isn't accurate, efficient or lethal enough
#21 - agreekwarrior (05/15/2014) [-]
"screw physics, I AM CHARLIE SHEEN!"
#19 - lstimpact (05/15/2014) [-]
Well shit.
#121 - yfw  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on Girls on the internet +5
User avatar #132 - notfanny (05/14/2014) [-]
exactly.
#8 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Thanks God! Dogs Can't Look Up 0
#5 - Picture 05/05/2014 on Starter Gif for New Users +1
#55 - Yes it's * roll picture * without the spaces if i'm correct  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on That's my uncle! -1
User avatar #56 - rebornpotato (05/01/2014) [-]
Haha yea i realized that after i did *roll image* instead, and then immediately realized how guilty that looked.
#50 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on That's my uncle! -1
User avatar #53 - rebornpotato (05/01/2014) [-]
i swear i put image instead of picture
User avatar #55 - lstimpact (05/01/2014) [-]
Yes it's * roll picture * without the spaces if i'm correct
User avatar #56 - rebornpotato (05/01/2014) [-]
Haha yea i realized that after i did *roll image* instead, and then immediately realized how guilty that looked.
#33 - Sure, take all the time you need sir 04/30/2014 on That's my uncle! +7
#31 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2014 on That's my uncle! +17
User avatar #102 - vashford (05/01/2014) [-]
Sorry, I came back for the gr8 8/8 NSFW

I'm a pussy.



But I'm going to go fap to some.
#49 - rebornpotato has deleted their comment.
#50 - lstimpact (05/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - rebornpotato (05/01/2014) [-]
i swear i put image instead of picture
User avatar #55 - lstimpact (05/01/2014) [-]
Yes it's * roll picture * without the spaces if i'm correct
User avatar #56 - rebornpotato (05/01/2014) [-]
Haha yea i realized that after i did *roll image* instead, and then immediately realized how guilty that looked.
User avatar #32 - vashford (04/30/2014) [-]
let me just have some time to say goodbye ;(
#237 - stallioncock (05/01/2014) [-]
#33 - lstimpact (04/30/2014) [-]
Sure, take all the time you need sir
#33 - Yeah I suppose you're right with the religious experience, I s… 04/30/2014 on the evolutionary tree of... +1
#19 - Not trying to be 'that guy' or anything but it does make me wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on the evolutionary tree of... +1
#31 - tomjay (04/30/2014) [-]
Dude, Imma try to explain this to you from a religious point of view. Don't worry, I'm no fundamental christian nutjob (I'm not sayin that fundamental christians are nutjobs, it's just that some people on the internet kinda project that way). You probably haven't heard much about my religion (although it's on this chart), Imma say it's in much core aspects similiar to buddhism, although it's still a lot different overall (I got a friend buddhist and we talk a lot about all kinds of spiritual shit).

The most important thing about religion is that it is about individual experience. If anyone tries to tell you otherwhise, run. I've had my religious experiences in my life, they've affected me a great deal, but it's something that's hard to describe to other people (I've only told few of my trusted friends, because I found it really interesting). But that's the thing about it - you can't convey a religious experience, you have to have it on your own. If an other person doesn't experience it, he can't even know what the fuck you're talking about, even if you spend hours and hours trying to explain.

Look, if you're gonna take anything from what I wrote here, take this - religion is an intimate thing. It's about your personal relationship with the divine (or it should be). That's why I think so many people get angry when someone willingly or unwillingly insults their religion - it's as if someone came to you and started sayin that your own father (or mother, you know the funny thing is my religion is actually pretty gender progressive, considering how old it is) doesn't exist, that he's an illusion. Or that he isn't the way you know him. But the thing is, you yourself know him - he's your father (one might say I made an almost Freudian analogy here). I think that's the main reason why is there so much conflict on the fields of spirituality. So yeah, I'll leave you with that.

User avatar #33 - lstimpact (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose you're right with the religious experience, I suppose I've never felt that so I can't understand it. Good description though
#12 - Locating Leftenant Larry 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +11
#16 - Maybe she likes being called Elsa and doesn't want to change i… 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +16
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