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Date Signed Up:1/14/2011
Last Login:2/01/2015
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#137 - It's cool, i've got a long history of dating seemingly normal …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on that bitch 0
User avatar #138 - rifee (10/28/2014) [-]
Sry, I wrote that wrong. By that 'bitch', I meant the dude
User avatar #139 - lstimpact (10/28/2014) [-]
As bad as it sounds, I really didn't care. She made her choice and it backfired massively which almost served her right if it wasn't for the fact they killed their baby
#102 - An ex of mine about 5 years ago split up for another guy …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on that bitch +5
User avatar #136 - rifee (10/28/2014) [-]
You need to straight out beat the living shit out of that bitch
User avatar #137 - lstimpact (10/28/2014) [-]
It's cool, i've got a long history of dating seemingly normal people who turn out like this so in the grand scheme of things, this wasn't too bad
User avatar #138 - rifee (10/28/2014) [-]
Sry, I wrote that wrong. By that 'bitch', I meant the dude
User avatar #139 - lstimpact (10/28/2014) [-]
As bad as it sounds, I really didn't care. She made her choice and it backfired massively which almost served her right if it wasn't for the fact they killed their baby
#104 - miscarriage (10/28/2014) [-]
#55 - I'm just saying you've gotta be careful, you don't know whethe… 10/27/2014 on Never go full mcintosh 0
#52 - At the same time though it's comments like this that they'll c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Never go full mcintosh 0
User avatar #54 - legodude (10/27/2014) [-]
They will not come on funnyjunk, we are nobody
User avatar #55 - lstimpact (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm just saying you've gotta be careful, you don't know whether some do come on FJ, after all it did get some publicity as a site with free speech
#55 - Yes 10/23/2014 on In a parallel universe 0
#31 - I'll bare that in mind 10/23/2014 on In a parallel universe 0
#27 - I actually made this one myself but I know what you mean about…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on In a parallel universe 0
User avatar #30 - Vancer (10/23/2014) [-]
Put white outlines on the words it really helps when theirs a dark background.
User avatar #31 - lstimpact (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll bare that in mind
#29 - Vancer has deleted their comment.
#7 - Assassination Attempt: Unsuccessful 10/22/2014 on Showing off for the ladies +1
#3 - Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan 09/29/2014 on Zombie help +2
#255 - Only a cunt would call me a cunt 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report 0
#136 - I hope this all helps, techjoker  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Random Interesting Facts +2
User avatar #139 - techjoker (09/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for mentioning my name, otherwise i would've never checked for the answer.
#130 - 90% more would be my rough guess  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Random Interesting Facts +4
User avatar #135 - senseiweasel (09/22/2014) [-]
Actually it's 900% more, as a percentage reduction isn't mirrored when returning to the original value as it's calculated from the value of the smaller number.

For example, 1000 less 90% = 100
100 + 90% = 190
100 + 900% = 1,000
User avatar #136 - lstimpact (09/22/2014) [-]
I hope this all helps, techjoker
User avatar #139 - techjoker (09/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for mentioning my name, otherwise i would've never checked for the answer.
User avatar #131 - psychoepsilon (09/22/2014) [-]
top kek.
#44 - Well there appears to be no difference before and after in that case 09/19/2014 on the truth about scientology 0
#39 - Well it's all strategic, this will have a better effect than k…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on the truth about scientology 0
User avatar #40 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
yeah i just don't see how that would help their cause at all. so what you're saying is the message behind their campaign strategy is basically "we're the biggest pieces of shit that are only after your money. join us"
User avatar #44 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
Well there appears to be no difference before and after in that case
#37 - It's better to be feared than humiliated surely?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2014 on the truth about scientology 0
User avatar #38 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
how does being feared help them get more scientology members?
User avatar #39 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
Well it's all strategic, this will have a better effect than knocking on peoples doors and trying to explain themselves
User avatar #40 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
yeah i just don't see how that would help their cause at all. so what you're saying is the message behind their campaign strategy is basically "we're the biggest pieces of shit that are only after your money. join us"
User avatar #44 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
Well there appears to be no difference before and after in that case
#27 - This just seems like a scare campaign quite possibly made by a…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on the truth about scientology 0
User avatar #36 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
i fail to see the logic in your statement
User avatar #37 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
It's better to be feared than humiliated surely?
User avatar #38 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
how does being feared help them get more scientology members?
User avatar #39 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
Well it's all strategic, this will have a better effect than knocking on peoples doors and trying to explain themselves
User avatar #40 - Silver Quantum (09/19/2014) [-]
yeah i just don't see how that would help their cause at all. so what you're saying is the message behind their campaign strategy is basically "we're the biggest pieces of shit that are only after your money. join us"
User avatar #44 - lstimpact (09/19/2014) [-]
Well there appears to be no difference before and after in that case
#31 - Nooo that's the piss easy strike mission 09/17/2014 on #rekt 0
#17 - No, the blue ******* from Avatar 09/14/2014 on wrong neighborhut +2
#15 - The Na'vi seem to be getting bolder  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on wrong neighborhut +36
#21 - pebar (09/14/2014) [-]
Hey
#20 - Darkerface (09/14/2014) [-]
#132 - akhar (09/15/2014) [-]
#16 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
Navi as in the crappy CS clan?
#17 - lstimpact (09/14/2014) [-]
No, the blue fuckers from Avatar
#14 - If Joan Rivers was a right diva when she was hungry she'd be J… 09/06/2014 on joan rivers +8
#50 - "Ten ways your mother can be sodomised by online gamers j… 09/06/2014 on #writeakotakuarticle +4
#66 - thank mr skeltal 09/06/2014 on Thanks Mr Skeltal 0
#4074 - **lstimpact rolls 535,885** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#94 - Not Sodoku!! 08/10/2014 on Just for fun +6
#91 - Not quite  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Just for fun +5
#92 - thecrayzeeman (08/10/2014) [-]
I bring shame to famiry. Time to commit sudoku.
#94 - lstimpact (08/10/2014) [-]
Not Sodoku!!
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