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#4074 - **lstimpact rolls 535,885** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#94 - Not Sodoku!! 08/10/2014 on Just for fun +6
#91 - Not quite  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Just for fun +5
#92 - thecrayzeeman (08/10/2014) [-]
I bring shame to famiry. Time to commit sudoku.
#94 - lstimpact (08/10/2014) [-]
Not Sodoku!!
#141 - "British English dictionaries give aytch as the standard …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on black science man 2 0
User avatar #142 - sepherif (08/02/2014) [-]
Well alrighty then. Aytch just be the more common pronunciation then. Differences in accents, upbringing and stuff.
#124 - 'Aych' is how it's formally pronounced, the exhale 'haych' can…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on black science man 2 0
User avatar #139 - sepherif (08/02/2014) [-]
I've always said it as Haych. Aych just sounds.....off.
User avatar #141 - lstimpact (08/02/2014) [-]
"British English dictionaries give aytch as the standard pronunciation for the letter H. However, the pronunciation haytch is also attested as a legitimate variant. We also do not ask broadcasters who naturally say haytch to change their pronunciation but if a broadcaster contacted to ask us, we would tell them that aytch is regarded as the standard pronunciation in British English"

Straight from the BBC website

TLDR: Both are right but Aytch is the consensus right now
User avatar #142 - sepherif (08/02/2014) [-]
Well alrighty then. Aytch just be the more common pronunciation then. Differences in accents, upbringing and stuff.
#124 - thank mr skeltal 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
#1246 - **lstimpact rolls 916,074,044** Lets give it a shot then 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#116 - Unless you've already pre-planned it with them and then all 10… 07/22/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 43 0
#103 - I've just done some more reading, it came in the form of an ap… 07/22/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 43 +1
#101 - How could they prove you've already done it?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 43 0
User avatar #102 - brothergrimm (07/22/2014) [-]
Same facebook account?
#103 - lstimpact (07/22/2014) [-]
I've just done some more reading, it came in the form of an app. No longer confused, cheers
#95 - Delete 10 friends Receive whopper Re-Add fri…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 43 0
#113 - angelusprimus (07/22/2014) [-]
if they want to add you again, considering you just told them they are less valuable to you then 1/10th of a mediocre hamburger.
User avatar #116 - lstimpact (07/22/2014) [-]
Unless you've already pre-planned it with them and then all 10 of you can do the same to each other
User avatar #99 - brothergrimm (07/22/2014) [-]
i think you could only get the free whopper once
User avatar #101 - lstimpact (07/22/2014) [-]
How could they prove you've already done it?
User avatar #102 - brothergrimm (07/22/2014) [-]
Same facebook account?
#103 - lstimpact (07/22/2014) [-]
I've just done some more reading, it came in the form of an app. No longer confused, cheers
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Oh the hu-manatee +35
#10 - hansdieterli (07/19/2014) [-]
Best quote to establish someone as big bad villain, ever.
User avatar #25 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
"Rudimentary creatures of blood, and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own. You cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I, am sovereign.

Reaper, a label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction.
In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply, are.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years, and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you are nothing, your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

Confidence born of ignorance, the cycle cannot be broken.

The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilizations rise, evolve, advance and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first. They did not create the citadel. They did not forge the mass relays. They merely found them, the legacy of my kind.

Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.


We have no beginning, we have no end, we, are infinite.
Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence.

We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom.

Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction.
This exchange is over."
User avatar #27 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
The full conversation of the part in the pic, btw.
#5 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Internet Fights in a Nutshell 0
#1091 - 1st_impact if noone else has got the last dubs yet 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#1088 - **lstimpact rolls 55**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
User avatar #1091 - lstimpact (07/11/2014) [-]
1st_impact
if noone else has got the last dubs yet
#2398 - **lstimpact rolls 594,401,900** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys +1
#152 - Can't blame you for trying 07/11/2014 on Well Played... +3
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on HUElocaust +3
#25 - grimmwaters (07/09/2014) [-]
#63 - Mandatory post  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Oh Boy PvP is so Fun! +1
User avatar #64 - promor (07/07/2014) [-]
Dark Souls: The Wrath of the Darkwraith I'll do you one better
#23 - Picture 07/05/2014 on angry mailman +1
#55 - Picture 07/05/2014 on the lord's work 0
#54 - Picture 07/05/2014 on the lord's work 0
#66 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Allahu Akbørk 0
#52 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Puglation +3
#5729 - **lstimpact rolls 078,983,947** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
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