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Date Signed Up:1/14/2011
Last Login:7/09/2014
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Comment Ranking:#5417
Highest Content Rank:#2118
Highest Comment Rank:#1089
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Content Level Progress: 56.39% (282/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:430043
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Total Comments Made:843
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#52 - Why would you do this 05/16/2013 on Best porn ever. Seriously +1
#9 - Meanwhile in the back of the car... 05/16/2013 on Best co-pilot ever +12
#84 - MOAR PUGS 05/16/2013 on Happy dogs +9
#6 - Am i the only one who imagines eating that would be chewy and …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Is this edible? +80
#31 - chronovi (05/16/2013) [-]
Its gummy
User avatar #16 - TheOriginalNerd (05/16/2013) [-]
it would be

im pretty sure its a type of candy, the name escapes me
User avatar #13 - eaglesftw (05/16/2013) [-]
Just to clear things up, i only liked your comment because of the gif.
#14 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Just to clear things up, no body cares.
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on I like trains +31
User avatar #40 - woojestonie (05/16/2013) [-]
Is he ded?
#106 - nikcnakcabc (05/16/2013) [-]
#11 - brutalnooodle (05/15/2013) [-]
That dude in white is so fucking boss. When the first guy in black gets thrown by the jeep, the guy in white grabs him and tries to pull him out of the way. When he sees that the jeep is intent on it's homing path of destruction, he rolls on top of the black guy to protect him.

That makes up for all racism ever.
User avatar #20 - articulate (05/15/2013) [-]
Looks more like panicked scrambling to me.
#52 - Picture 05/15/2013 on Arrow to the knee +66
#621 - I'd lie and promise not to do it again knowing damn well i would  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#647 - lamnad (05/14/2013) [-]
#14 - Bumblebee reporting in 05/14/2013 on Stop, drop, and roll, cat... 0
#5 - I read that title COMPLETELY wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on One a Day my Ass +70
#77 - harbingerwolf (05/14/2013) [-]
Its not One day in my ass?!
#32 - vladhellsing (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - mrxibir (05/14/2013) [-]
hah, this is finally a .gif
#2 - "I bet you kiss girls faget" 05/13/2013 on good title 0
#97 - To infinity... 05/10/2013 on When you see it... 0
#10 - Impossible  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on When you see it... +3
User avatar #41 - Zyklone (05/10/2013) [-]
Limitless
User avatar #97 - lstimpact (05/10/2013) [-]
To infinity...
#61 - Even the way he talks annoys me, how does he do it!? 05/09/2013 on Why The Big Bang Theory is... +2
#3 - *********** pugs!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Vampire Dog +6
#18 - ilostmyoldaccount (05/08/2013) [-]
party hard thread?
#10 - 3  [+] (10 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Kill me now +4
User avatar #11 - noobtankz (05/07/2013) [-]
4
User avatar #12 - CaptainPugwash (05/07/2013) [-]
5
#41 - drfreeman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #13 - iwashuman (05/07/2013) [-]
6
User avatar #14 - orangepikmin (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - hydrosbro (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - Shramin (05/07/2013) [-]
9
User avatar #28 - farrett (05/07/2013) [-]
10
#37 - attentivecrane has deleted their comment.
#15 - Vimito has deleted their comment.
#9 - Check the guy in blue, if he didn't it was bloody close 05/06/2013 on OH, you want a goal? Well... +3
#6 - It was all fun and games till I saw him crack his kneecap on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on OH, you want a goal? Well... +3
User avatar #8 - CaptainPugwash (05/06/2013) [-]
But...
...that didn't happen?
User avatar #9 - lstimpact (05/06/2013) [-]
Check the guy in blue, if he didn't it was bloody close
#47 - Strum the tendons and see if it can form a tune 05/05/2013 on Open Foot Wound +4
#79 - But is it false that Guy de Maupassant did go there for lunch …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #88 - blacktitan (05/02/2013) [-]
I meant the other thing about that that's the only place he could be free from a sight of the Eiffel tower!
#3 - A human could float around for 2 minutes in space without any …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Unbelievable facts about Earth +20
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (05/02/2013) [-]
Well you pass out within 10 seconds, but ya, you'll 'live' for about 2 minuets. Even the brain itself only starts rotting after 10 minuets without oxygen
User avatar #7 - trollmobile (05/02/2013) [-]
no, blood becomes gass, it's vacum, so you'd "explode"
you'd "pop" and be dead instaintly.
User avatar #8 - godtherapist (05/02/2013) [-]
The human body is a sealed pressurized container. You don't just explode.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6df_SExVw
#20 - baconfattie (05/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. So many myths.
You wouldn't freeze either. Vacuum is an isolator.

BUT, you would loose consciousness quite quickly before dying.
User avatar #144 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
you would actually boil, because we lose heat due to convection. in a vacuum, you can only lose heat through radiation, and we're pretty shitty at radiating. it wouldn't take long for you to heat up to boiling point through your own metabolic processes.
User avatar #21 - godtherapist (05/02/2013) [-]
Also, explosive evacuation of your bowels.

Enjoy your shit trip through space.
#22 - baconfattie (05/02/2013) [-]
Which is good if constipated
#6 - garagesale has deleted their comment.
#4 - Picture 05/01/2013 on My face when looking for... +14
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Dr. Kelso 0
#23 - gilfhunter (04/28/2013) [-]
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!!!!
#33 - Picture 04/18/2013 on sh3ld0n 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on sh3ld0n +28
#12 - BigSammy (04/18/2013) [-]
#174 - Nope 04/17/2013 on Natural way to prevent the flu +3
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