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lstimpact

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Date Signed Up:1/14/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#9 - Iron Bar 09/03/2013 on oh no he didn't +2
#8 - Picture 09/01/2013 on $6.99 (Read Description) 0
#640 - **lstimpact rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#42 - Picture 08/28/2013 on I... I Don't Even +3
#100 - It's basically saying; imagine these tributes in the hunger ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Awesome 0
User avatar #101 - suppression (08/28/2013) [-]
I guess I'm going to have to google who that is.
#48 - Picture 08/28/2013 on When You See It +2
#7 - Damn, imagine Katniss in the Hunger games... i'd watch that  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Awesome +38
User avatar #99 - suppression (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't get this joke. Can you explain it?
User avatar #100 - lstimpact (08/28/2013) [-]
It's basically saying; imagine these tributes in the hunger games
Then it lists Katniss
I'm pretty sure i don't have to imagine her as a tribute
User avatar #101 - suppression (08/28/2013) [-]
I guess I'm going to have to google who that is.
#7 - +11 thumbs Better thumb this down then...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Shameless +2
#9 - jaevel (08/28/2013) [-]
Gotta make sure the thumbs are not higer or lower then ten!
#109 - Yes but will BF4 have interactive fish!? Checkmate  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on an accurate comparison +46
#346 - Lewx (08/21/2013) [-]
aw shit
User avatar #292 - mattyjay (08/21/2013) [-]
oh god i lol'd
User avatar #247 - MasterManiac (08/21/2013) [-]
#2 - Lightbulb's fw 08/17/2013 on Horrific +60
#4 - Why not crystals? 08/16/2013 on This reminds me of... +2
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on The most beautiful suicide +51
#86 - hitlersoneballsack (08/13/2013) [-]
#340 - Whereas for men it's: 75% looks 25% personality … 08/12/2013 on Musicians 0
#336 - They say Women judge men by: 50% Looks 50% Personality…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Musicians 0
User avatar #337 - redeadhunter (08/12/2013) [-]
This is true, they were fun to hang around.
#340 - lstimpact (08/12/2013) [-]
Whereas for men it's:
75% looks
25% personality

and we say women are shallow
#6 - It's funny you should mention that, i worked there for 2 years  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Why don't we have this... +1
User avatar #7 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
It's a small world!
#1 - Crocky Trail Chester UK They have one it's epic  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Why don't we have this... +21
#10 - xentacle (08/11/2013) [-]
I was going to post this
User avatar #5 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
They had one in the fun house (or whatever it's called) at Blackpool Pleasure Beach too if I remember rightly, was a lot of fun
User avatar #9 - eddysnewfoundglory (08/11/2013) [-]
I remember the one from Southport, ah I miss being a kid.
#11 - daleoo (08/12/2013) [-]
I remember that one, was trying to remember where from
User avatar #6 - lstimpact (08/11/2013) [-]
It's funny you should mention that, i worked there for 2 years
User avatar #7 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
It's a small world!
#67 - Internet forum terms it's Original Poster Online gami… 08/05/2013 on OP +19
#12 - Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited gove…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +3
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#9 - I still believe the US were better off than a lot of other countries  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +7
#13 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
We were the greatest back in the 40s-50s but since Nam we have been getting worse and worse. Im not saying that the US is hell right now, all im saying is that we were great and we kinda lost our #1 spot in the world a while ago. We can still be #1, we have the potential.
User avatar #10 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But when Reagan was president, Government was as limited as possible and America did the best it has ever been which is way better than any other country.
User avatar #12 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited government is outstanding and heavily governmented areas end up with riots and people complaining on the internet.

Well shit i can't really argue that
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#11 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
There were other factors besides the president and the limited government that made the country great. There was the clear enemy which pressured americans into working harder than the enemy as well as a thriving economy because of earlier reason not to forget there was no major problems during his time in office. /facts

On another note, reagan wasn't that great. sure in the first couple years he was a good guy he later restricted firearms, increased taxes and lost his mind by the end of his second term so much so that he often forgot the questions he was just asked. Clinton was probably one of the best presidents in modern history. /opinions
User avatar #15 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Regan also had Alzheimer's. But when you look at his presidency he did the most good for the country. When Clinton was president we had numerous attacks on US property and the only good thing that came out of his presidency was Newt Gingrich getting us out of debt. But I have to agree Clinton did do a pretty good job keeping this country under control.
#17 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
Dude newt gingrich is one of the major reasons why ameica is as fucked up as it is right now.
User avatar #18 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But he's what got us out of debt in the first place. And obama and his itemsistration is what's screwing up America. Granted Newt Gingrich way have done a few thing but nothing compared to obama. He has to be the worst president ever.
#37 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD STOP you're making me laugh too hard
User avatar #21 - jewsburninindaoven (08/04/2013) [-]
Stop watching Fox News.
#32 - pebar (08/04/2013) [-]
Still better than MSNBC who basically worship Obama without question.
User avatar #39 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
Because fox news didn't worship bush or anything
#6 - We should all take notes from places like Somalia with their l…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +24
User avatar #44 - crazyhindu (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not that we should get rid of the government I like the government, It's the people running it that I can't stand.
#25 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/04/2013) [-]
Total government domination of the economy and society and Somalia level anarchism aren't the only choices, you fucking straw manning idiot.
#24 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
Just because a country has a government doesn't mean it has to be a government of cunts.
#19 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
yes and no the issuehere is we have somthing but it not need so thye tell it is needed so infact money is being wasted on somthing that could have gone in to osmthing you actaully need please dont assume it mean smaller govemnt just that things like drug war actaully wars etc are massive drain and could go to osmthing that is need say a health care maybe or eudcation etc
User avatar #8 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Look at the US when Reagan was president. Look how amazing they were doing.
#9 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
I still believe the US were better off than a lot of other countries
#13 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
We were the greatest back in the 40s-50s but since Nam we have been getting worse and worse. Im not saying that the US is hell right now, all im saying is that we were great and we kinda lost our #1 spot in the world a while ago. We can still be #1, we have the potential.
User avatar #10 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But when Reagan was president, Government was as limited as possible and America did the best it has ever been which is way better than any other country.
User avatar #12 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited government is outstanding and heavily governmented areas end up with riots and people complaining on the internet.

Well shit i can't really argue that
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#11 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
There were other factors besides the president and the limited government that made the country great. There was the clear enemy which pressured americans into working harder than the enemy as well as a thriving economy because of earlier reason not to forget there was no major problems during his time in office. /facts

On another note, reagan wasn't that great. sure in the first couple years he was a good guy he later restricted firearms, increased taxes and lost his mind by the end of his second term so much so that he often forgot the questions he was just asked. Clinton was probably one of the best presidents in modern history. /opinions
User avatar #15 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Regan also had Alzheimer's. But when you look at his presidency he did the most good for the country. When Clinton was president we had numerous attacks on US property and the only good thing that came out of his presidency was Newt Gingrich getting us out of debt. But I have to agree Clinton did do a pretty good job keeping this country under control.
#17 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
Dude newt gingrich is one of the major reasons why ameica is as fucked up as it is right now.
User avatar #18 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But he's what got us out of debt in the first place. And obama and his itemsistration is what's screwing up America. Granted Newt Gingrich way have done a few thing but nothing compared to obama. He has to be the worst president ever.
#37 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD STOP you're making me laugh too hard
User avatar #21 - jewsburninindaoven (08/04/2013) [-]
Stop watching Fox News.
#32 - pebar (08/04/2013) [-]
Still better than MSNBC who basically worship Obama without question.
User avatar #39 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
Because fox news didn't worship bush or anything
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#290 - As it turns out, this was user weeswifty's idea Would… 08/01/2013 on Assvolution 0

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