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#340 - Whereas for men it's: 75% looks 25% personality … 08/12/2013 on Musicians 0
#336 - They say Women judge men by: 50% Looks 50% Personality…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Musicians 0
User avatar #337 - redeadhunter (08/12/2013) [-]
This is true, they were fun to hang around.
#340 - lstimpact (08/12/2013) [-]
Whereas for men it's:
75% looks
25% personality

and we say women are shallow
#6 - It's funny you should mention that, i worked there for 2 years  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Why don't we have this... +1
User avatar #7 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
It's a small world!
#1 - Crocky Trail Chester UK They have one it's epic  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Why don't we have this... +21
#10 - xentacle (08/11/2013) [-]
I was going to post this
User avatar #5 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
They had one in the fun house (or whatever it's called) at Blackpool Pleasure Beach too if I remember rightly, was a lot of fun
User avatar #9 - eddysnewfoundglory (08/11/2013) [-]
I remember the one from Southport, ah I miss being a kid.
#11 - daleoo (08/12/2013) [-]
I remember that one, was trying to remember where from
User avatar #6 - lstimpact (08/11/2013) [-]
It's funny you should mention that, i worked there for 2 years
User avatar #7 - Brommers (08/11/2013) [-]
It's a small world!
#67 - Internet forum terms it's Original Poster Online gami… 08/05/2013 on OP +19
#12 - Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited gove…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +3
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#9 - I still believe the US were better off than a lot of other countries  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +7
#13 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
We were the greatest back in the 40s-50s but since Nam we have been getting worse and worse. Im not saying that the US is hell right now, all im saying is that we were great and we kinda lost our #1 spot in the world a while ago. We can still be #1, we have the potential.
User avatar #10 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But when Reagan was president, Government was as limited as possible and America did the best it has ever been which is way better than any other country.
User avatar #12 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited government is outstanding and heavily governmented areas end up with riots and people complaining on the internet.

Well shit i can't really argue that
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#11 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
There were other factors besides the president and the limited government that made the country great. There was the clear enemy which pressured americans into working harder than the enemy as well as a thriving economy because of earlier reason not to forget there was no major problems during his time in office. /facts

On another note, reagan wasn't that great. sure in the first couple years he was a good guy he later restricted firearms, increased taxes and lost his mind by the end of his second term so much so that he often forgot the questions he was just asked. Clinton was probably one of the best presidents in modern history. /opinions
User avatar #15 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Regan also had Alzheimer's. But when you look at his presidency he did the most good for the country. When Clinton was president we had numerous attacks on US property and the only good thing that came out of his presidency was Newt Gingrich getting us out of debt. But I have to agree Clinton did do a pretty good job keeping this country under control.
#17 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
Dude newt gingrich is one of the major reasons why ameica is as fucked up as it is right now.
User avatar #18 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But he's what got us out of debt in the first place. And obama and his itemsistration is what's screwing up America. Granted Newt Gingrich way have done a few thing but nothing compared to obama. He has to be the worst president ever.
#37 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD STOP you're making me laugh too hard
User avatar #21 - jewsburninindaoven (08/04/2013) [-]
Stop watching Fox News.
#32 - pebar (08/04/2013) [-]
Still better than MSNBC who basically worship Obama without question.
User avatar #39 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
Because fox news didn't worship bush or anything
#6 - We should all take notes from places like Somalia with their l…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/04/2013 on How Government works +24
User avatar #44 - crazyhindu (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not that we should get rid of the government I like the government, It's the people running it that I can't stand.
#25 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/04/2013) [-]
Total government domination of the economy and society and Somalia level anarchism aren't the only choices, you fucking straw manning idiot.
#24 - Womens Study Major (08/04/2013) [-]
Just because a country has a government doesn't mean it has to be a government of cunts.
#19 - Womens Study Major (08/04/2013) [-]
yes and no the issuehere is we have somthing but it not need so thye tell it is needed so infact money is being wasted on somthing that could have gone in to osmthing you actaully need please dont assume it mean smaller govemnt just that things like drug war actaully wars etc are massive drain and could go to osmthing that is need say a health care maybe or eudcation etc
User avatar #8 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Look at the US when Reagan was president. Look how amazing they were doing.
#9 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
I still believe the US were better off than a lot of other countries
#13 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
We were the greatest back in the 40s-50s but since Nam we have been getting worse and worse. Im not saying that the US is hell right now, all im saying is that we were great and we kinda lost our #1 spot in the world a while ago. We can still be #1, we have the potential.
User avatar #10 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But when Reagan was president, Government was as limited as possible and America did the best it has ever been which is way better than any other country.
User avatar #12 - lstimpact (08/04/2013) [-]
Soooo to recap; no government gets people killed, limited government is outstanding and heavily governmented areas end up with riots and people complaining on the internet.

Well shit i can't really argue that
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes haha. You can't have too much and you can't have too little.
#14 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
No government=bad
tiny government=not that great (think wild wild west, where justice was taken by anyone)
moderate government=not bad, pretty nice lives but liberties may be optional
limited government= liberities and freedom to do whatever you want within reason
total government=shit, think USSR and North Korea
#11 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
There were other factors besides the president and the limited government that made the country great. There was the clear enemy which pressured americans into working harder than the enemy as well as a thriving economy because of earlier reason not to forget there was no major problems during his time in office. /facts

On another note, reagan wasn't that great. sure in the first couple years he was a good guy he later restricted firearms, increased taxes and lost his mind by the end of his second term so much so that he often forgot the questions he was just asked. Clinton was probably one of the best presidents in modern history. /opinions
User avatar #15 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
Regan also had Alzheimer's. But when you look at his presidency he did the most good for the country. When Clinton was president we had numerous attacks on US property and the only good thing that came out of his presidency was Newt Gingrich getting us out of debt. But I have to agree Clinton did do a pretty good job keeping this country under control.
#17 - fellatio (08/04/2013) [-]
Dude newt gingrich is one of the major reasons why ameica is as fucked up as it is right now.
User avatar #18 - slimfadey (08/04/2013) [-]
But he's what got us out of debt in the first place. And obama and his itemsistration is what's screwing up America. Granted Newt Gingrich way have done a few thing but nothing compared to obama. He has to be the worst president ever.
#37 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD STOP you're making me laugh too hard
User avatar #21 - jewsburninindaoven (08/04/2013) [-]
Stop watching Fox News.
#32 - pebar (08/04/2013) [-]
Still better than MSNBC who basically worship Obama without question.
User avatar #39 - godhatesmaggots (08/04/2013) [-]
Because fox news didn't worship bush or anything
#3 - Well... he WAS... so disappointing 08/03/2013 on The Matrix Lives 0
#1 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Cat +4
#45 - Picture 08/03/2013 on How The Big Bang Theory works +12
#21 - Picture 08/02/2013 on August 4th +6
#290 - As it turns out, this was user weeswifty's idea Would… 08/01/2013 on Assvolution 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Assvolution +272
User avatar #290 - lstimpact (08/01/2013) [-]
As it turns out, this was user weeswifty's idea

Would be unfair not to give him the credit
#239 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
That is my fetish.
User avatar #159 - casualbro (07/31/2013) [-]
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme!
User avatar #232 - samjamfan (08/01/2013) [-]
i agree with this thumbed downed cpmment
#143 - weeswifty (07/31/2013) [-]
Looks like it got popular 1stimpact...
#144 - weeswifty (07/31/2013) [-]
Care to share something with ALL of us?
#233 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#2 - Why in gods name would you ever press the button for that 07/26/2013 on Any video game but no video... +2
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#58 - This is just a guess but maybe they didn't completely shut it … 07/12/2013 on 007 trolling -1
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#149 - I think you're looking for this content:  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on England 0
User avatar #150 - teranin (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh, whoops! LOL!
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