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Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
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#41 - Maybe she doesnt like cheesy, retarded, pick up lines?  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on So I tried that vegetable line -7
#45 - hurzg (8 hours ago) [-]
That pick up line was awesome dammit
User avatar #50 - velutluna (7 hours ago) [-]
I agree. I'd totally fall for that. 10/10 would date
#309 - Nah, you would have a guy with a knife, machete or some other … 9 hours ago on Facebook (1) 0
#13 - Making a game your targeted audience will like. Its not di…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Behold, actual misogyny +1
User avatar #18 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (18 hours ago) [-]
This post isn't complaining that it's discrimination she wants to make a game for women.
This post is here because she's being very sexist TOWARDS WOMEN by saying games need to be specially made without "Confusing mechanics" to appeal to women. Do you realize what an insult that is to someone's intelligence?
#132 - No, but you can still do it. 23 hours ago on Next, the kid! 0
#177 - Some of this are truly retarded. 23 hours ago on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#67 - Its actually related to poverty, not skin colour. The poorest … 23 hours ago on Niggers 0
#22 - You do know a cow on the loose could actually end up with dead…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Hooves up! Dont shoot! 0
User avatar #30 - tranquilizer (12/17/2014) [-]
>"Tranquilizers aren't magic"
#6 - They really should have let Lutrell go full seal on their asses.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on History's Badasses Comp. 2 +44
User avatar #108 - elcreepo (12/17/2014) [-]
I'd pay money to watch and i know a lotof people that would also

Then we could donate it to veteren's charity

Seriously, this is a chance for some good justice

But no, the government won' ttake it
#8 - The one about eyelashes comes with extra edgy. I say show them… 12/17/2014 on no one cares anyway 0
#16 - "I think it makes more sense to see the human male prefer… 12/15/2014 on Stop Oppressing Us +1
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#11 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
Are you the same loz from wot?
#12 to #11 - lozarus (06/30/2014) [-]
No, but I did stole the nickname from him. I am from RELIC after all.
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
**** off troll
#3 to #1 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
How cute.
User avatar #4 to #3 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
but do tell, what crawled up your ass that youre against cures for cancer
#5 to #4 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Please tell me where did I even imply that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
when i commented that there are cures for cancer but the treatment industry buries them, you got pissy at that
#7 to #6 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Thats because you are wrong. There isnt a cure for cancer yet, but there is a lot of work going on to find one.

You are saying something based solely on internet ******** and made up crap.
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
there are cures for cancer and even natural treatments that dont need lazers/poisons/radiation that people have been told to believe in, its a simple fact the medical industry doesnt exist to cure people because if they ever stopped illnesses then they lose money from lack of patients
#9 to #8 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Yet, smallpox no longer exists, polio no longer exists on the civilized world. Whoping cough and plenty of other diseases are no longer the problem they used to be.

Life expectancy is the highest in the history of mankind, to the point where dieing at 50 is considered young.

Natural treatments do work sometimes and against somethings. But they dont work well against viruses.

Also, not all illnesses can be erradicated. Cancer for example, cant. Because it is a malfuction of celular division.

The "natural cures" for cancer usually kill more people than good old medicine. Look at Steve Jobs for example. And there are thousands of cases of people who die of perfectly treatable diseases because they dont believe in medicine.

Also, the number one method to cure cancer is to extirpate the tumor. Hardly any industry benefits from surgeries.
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
yes its a malfunction of cellular division, and most causes from cancer are things like tobacco, vehicle fumes, processed foods, and other things
there are natural way to purge these things from your body before the ancer gets too bad, and even cases where people with serious cancers have used natural means to fight them

yeah the canabis cure doesnt always work, bob marley and steve jobs smoked it like **** yet still died from cancer, but on the flip side, just last year a woman in new zealand was in hospital with terminal cancer, she started smoking it and the cancer started going away
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