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#221 - It does when you have such power. Really, I think the real ext… 10 hours ago on DC for life 0
#199 - A god, if truly a god (meaning an all-powerfull, all-capable, …  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on DC for life +1
User avatar #276 - ninjaroo (4 hours ago) [-]
The majority of gods that have ever existed have not been all powerful.
#217 - anonexplains (10 hours ago) [-]
Might doesn't make right.
#221 - lozarus (10 hours ago) [-]
It does when you have such power. Really, I think the real extent of the powers of a god is lost in some people, mostly thanks to religions.
#215 - teachworth (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. You not believing in the almighty God, does not make Him any less powerful.
#15 - Yeah, they are slower. 01/18/2015 on Meanwhile in the Netherlands +2
#13 - Actually, Formula 1 is much harder than any other motorsport. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Meanwhile in the Netherlands +3
User avatar #21 - killerliquid (01/19/2015) [-]
Also that fact that they need to stay over 100mph for most corners otherwise the downforce wouldn't really do much
User avatar #18 - huchkizz (01/19/2015) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, Kevin Magnussen had a failure in some cooling system this year and got a huge burn mark on his back cause his seat was overheated as fuck.
Also, he said his water was like drinking liquid fire.

I might be wrong but this is from my apparent memory
User avatar #14 - undeadmaus (01/18/2015) [-]
You're right, I completely forgot about that.
User avatar #20 - huchkizz (01/19/2015) [-]
Watch this for a reference.
Supercar Vs Motorbike Vs F1 Car - Top Gear Festival Sydney
#18 - Sterotypes based on jokes and/or real actions. For example, mo… 01/18/2015 on Special Forces 0
#33 - There are people out there who enjoy war really. Some people g…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Goulash +15
#36 - bazda (01/14/2015) [-]
You are exactly right. I've got nothing against soldiers, and I hold them in the highest respects, but I think a lot of them make a poor decision regarding joining or not. A lot of people just aren't cut out to be soldiers, and that's 100% understandable. It takes a special kind of person to go to a foreign country, put their lives in grave danger every second of every day, and shoot a shitload of people to preserve their own life and the lives of their brothers in arms. Some of them are great at it, and they like what they do, they generally end up in special forces of some kind. Some can't handle it, and they end up a psychological mess by the time they come home. Some people are just wired for war.
#129 - Some people are just retarded.-  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Beating A Dead Horse With... +8
#133 - girlsxplain (01/07/2015) [-]
Sad thing is she is usually really sane. Ive been friends with her for years, since before she started transitioning and all that stuff. But suddenly im hateful because im not attracted to penis, be it on a male or on someone working to become female. I respect the transition stuff, but before surgery there is still a penis. No matter how much you tell me you are a girl, and even though I understand and believe you, you still have a penis which instantly turns me off. That is not hard to understand
User avatar #154 - bateking (01/07/2015) [-]
girlsxplain how do you believe someone is a girl, is there a set perimeter, can I decide I feel feminine and now that makes me a girl instead of just a feminine guy, can I also choose to become anything else because I deeply feel like it, is this just a mental issue
#199 - girlsxplain (01/08/2015) [-]
She very obviously wants to be a girl very badly and has started transitioning. Once she gets the money she will be undergoing the surgery. For her, its not just a whim or being somewhat feminine. Even before she told everyone she was trans and started transitioning, she was always one of the girls. She acts, talks, walks, and believes she is a girl. To the point where when I met her years before she started transitioning I didnt know that she was a boy until she told me. Yes she chose to act, dress, and talk the way she does, but it is very obvious it was not a thing she took lightly and I can respect that
User avatar #200 - bateking (01/08/2015) [-]
So he believes he is a girl and that makes him a girl? Or is it the genital mutilation and hormone treatments that make him a girl? Believing you're something doesnt make it true. There are people that were raised by animals, at least partially. Still just a human. I can believe strongly that I am a frog, hop around, eat flies, dye my skin and hair green. Am I a frog, no, i'm just an idiot. Same here. What does it even mean to believe youre a girl? You just feel as if thats the gender you should have been/are? Too fucking bad. You can be anything you want to be but dont expect society to conform to the 1%. Being a feminine guy doesnt make you a girl it makes you a faggot and thats okay
#144 - And nobody talked about god here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Right Wingers b like 0
#145 - ninheldin (01/07/2015) [-]
#27 - The fossil record isnt refutable because it is a fact, its evi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Right Wingers b like +20
#46 - ninheldin (01/06/2015) [-]
While its fact that their are fossils it isn't evidence of evolution, but its evidence that God didn't make everything in a few days a couple thousand years ago.
#144 - lozarus (01/07/2015) [-]
And nobody talked about god here.
#145 - ninheldin (01/07/2015) [-]
#10 - It actually sucks though.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on It's Time +12
User avatar #43 - dadukesta (01/02/2015) [-]
Man’s Homemade Hoverboard Made From Leaf Blowers Is Actually Badass

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#11 - anonexplains (06/30/2014) [-]
Are you the same loz from wot?
#12 to #11 - lozarus (06/30/2014) [-]
No, but I did stole the nickname from him. I am from RELIC after all.
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
**** off troll
#3 to #1 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
How cute.
User avatar #4 to #3 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
but do tell, what crawled up your ass that youre against cures for cancer
#5 to #4 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Please tell me where did I even imply that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
when i commented that there are cures for cancer but the treatment industry buries them, you got pissy at that
#7 to #6 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Thats because you are wrong. There isnt a cure for cancer yet, but there is a lot of work going on to find one.

You are saying something based solely on internet ******** and made up crap.
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
there are cures for cancer and even natural treatments that dont need lazers/poisons/radiation that people have been told to believe in, its a simple fact the medical industry doesnt exist to cure people because if they ever stopped illnesses then they lose money from lack of patients
#9 to #8 - lozarus (04/25/2014) [-]
Yet, smallpox no longer exists, polio no longer exists on the civilized world. Whoping cough and plenty of other diseases are no longer the problem they used to be.

Life expectancy is the highest in the history of mankind, to the point where dieing at 50 is considered young.

Natural treatments do work sometimes and against somethings. But they dont work well against viruses.

Also, not all illnesses can be erradicated. Cancer for example, cant. Because it is a malfuction of celular division.

The "natural cures" for cancer usually kill more people than good old medicine. Look at Steve Jobs for example. And there are thousands of cases of people who die of perfectly treatable diseases because they dont believe in medicine.

Also, the number one method to cure cancer is to extirpate the tumor. Hardly any industry benefits from surgeries.
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
yes its a malfunction of cellular division, and most causes from cancer are things like tobacco, vehicle fumes, processed foods, and other things
there are natural way to purge these things from your body before the ancer gets too bad, and even cases where people with serious cancers have used natural means to fight them

yeah the canabis cure doesnt always work, bob marley and steve jobs smoked it like **** yet still died from cancer, but on the flip side, just last year a woman in new zealand was in hospital with terminal cancer, she started smoking it and the cancer started going away
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