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lowbrass Avatar Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com//matthewo03
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/spike123411?feature=mh
Consoles Owned: Gameboy Color, nintendo 64, xbox, xbox 360, pc,
Video Games Played: pokemon yellow, pokemon red, Black ops
Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:3/28/2014
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Ban reason:proxy thumb cheating
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Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:126709
Times Content Favorited:101 times
Total Comments Made:321
FJ Points:4842
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2)

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#21 - Comment deleted 05/30/2013 on dafuq did i just read 0
#13 - Is that leanardo dicaprio? 05/29/2013 on All his life in pictures. +1
#9 - Dildo  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on makes sense +92
#25 - armlessknight (05/29/2013) [-]
I really hope this doenst become the next thing
User avatar #22 - octaviamanoctavia (05/29/2013) [-]
I laughed. I disgust me.
User avatar #10 - sleycer (05/29/2013) [-]
*hit head*
#39 - Whered the straight line for the K come from?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on how culd we nut c dis comeing? -1
#66 - litlekalsoy (05/24/2013) [-]
It would have came from the "X" when it became a "Y" but it was like 3am sooooo yeah.
#7 - It really depends on if it looks like its an emergency. A 50 …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Said No cop ever 0
#15 - KingTroll (05/24/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter if its a muscle car or sedan. If the car is nicer than the cops he will get jealous and ticket you. I have a car much nicer than the average person my age (cars about 45k, and im 20) so i feel like many cops are jealous because of that. I used to have a a cheaper car before this, probably 5k or something, whether or not they would give me a ticket or not, they were still respectful. Once I got my more expensive car, cops were much more disrespectful. I did an illegal uturn last month, and that dickface, gave me a ticket for illegal uturn, then once he saw my age he purposely looked around my car to ticket me. He also wrote me down for no front plate, i had my windows rolled down and he wanted to see if they were tinted to ticket me for that too, he was about to ticket me for editing my back license plate cause i blacked out the letters, but once i told him its my dads car and that this is the first time he let me drive it cause my car wouldnt start, he just warned me for that one and stopped ticketing me. He was less disrespectful also. This kind of situation has happened more than once. So I think a cop would be less likely to ticket you if your car was actually beat up
#19 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
My god! You got ticketed for doing an ILLEGAL u-turn AND for not having the proper plates!? OUTRAGEOUS I mean, what has the world come to when the police do their job!?

are you fucking serious?
#24 - KingTroll (05/24/2013) [-]
and if you didnt notice, this topic was on the leniency of police because of age and car so i was just putting in my 2 cents
#22 - KingTroll (05/24/2013) [-]
I never said i didnt do anything wrong. But compared to being ticketed with a 5k car to a 45k car they are much more disrespectful, and he walked around my car, looking for what he could ticket me. Im not studying law or anything, but im assuming since he had no reason to suspect that my front windows would be tinted, because I had them rolled down before he pulled me over, he had no reason to suspect it and make me roll them up to check if they were tinted. but he wanted to check just to ticket me as much as he can. Im not saying he shouldnt have ticketed me for not having proper plates, but what im saying is because I believe he may have been jealous, he walked around my car looking for more things to ticket me. Im not complaining about the illegal uturn because thats what he pulled me over for.
#12 - teenytinyspider (05/24/2013) [-]
Really it's what emergency lights are for but even in an emergency, if you're going 100 MPH, you could cause more damage getting in a wreck going that speed than getting to where you need to get to.

Also, a 50-year-old guy speeding? As if!

Sorry, this is coming from someone who gets behind way too many slow people.
#30 - Either a typo, or you asked a child to get your email open for…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Awkward.. +3
User avatar #32 - felixjarl (05/13/2013) [-]
A classmate had a typo. She was taunted for it a long time.
#154 - Andriod, If I went on your page, would it be filled with you …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on remember these? +1
User avatar #233 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
you have no idea. Chief among the offenders is a user called phanact.
User avatar #236 - phanact (05/14/2013) [-]
Yea I'm terrible
User avatar #237 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?!?!1?1

LKE 3 TIMES A WEEK!
User avatar #238 - phanact (05/14/2013) [-]
Is it really? Sorry
User avatar #239 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
Its all good.


I just like to be a drama queen sometimes.
#9 - but... but... there is something to see.... 05/08/2013 on 0 +4
#60 - This is the normal text from before llllllllllll This is… 05/08/2013 on McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds +1
#141 - Nice username 05/07/2013 on im brony.. 0
#8 - I read that in my head as a spell 05/06/2013 on My Wand +25
#3 - "Let me demonstrate for you.' 05/06/2013 on monster +100
#43 - I said the same thing in my head. youll never be stupid alone… 05/05/2013 on 237 0
#67 - Will do, good sir. also, nice username  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Good news for Bronies 0
User avatar #76 - kentravyon (05/03/2013) [-]
Simply because it isn't pointed out yet. There are two main reasons why it spread so quickly amongst gay men, the first is that many (then and still now) did not use protection due to the 0% of pregnancy. The second is that anal sex does facilitate S.T.I. transmission.
Two and two together meant a very high spread rate in the community.
#64 - huh. learned something new, today.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Good news for Bronies 0
User avatar #65 - angrytoilet (05/03/2013) [-]
Good. Now when some inbred spews the falsities their homophobic aunt told them, feel free to hold their head under the putrescent waters of knowledge.
User avatar #67 - lowbrass (05/03/2013) [-]
Will do, good sir. also, nice username
User avatar #76 - kentravyon (05/03/2013) [-]
Simply because it isn't pointed out yet. There are two main reasons why it spread so quickly amongst gay men, the first is that many (then and still now) did not use protection due to the 0% of pregnancy. The second is that anal sex does facilitate S.T.I. transmission.
Two and two together meant a very high spread rate in the community.
#54 - well... he was right about the monkey. Theres one thing, I guess  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Good news for Bronies 0
#59 - angrytoilet (05/03/2013) [-]
Wrong about the monkey. Mostly. Three forms of primate (read monkey) disease SIV are found in species often hunted for bushmeat. Because of the bloody nature of this business, many hunters contracted SIV from coming in contact with the blood. Because there are three "monkey" forms, it is found in three human forms: M, N, and O. This virus did not really spread much until, due to its high rate of reproduction and very high rate of mutation, it became HIV-1 and HIV-2. Then, it spread rapidly through African trade and eventually to America, where it was easily transferred through bodily fluids (read sex and blood). Thus it became mostly prevalent in injection drug users and, for a short time, homosexual men. However, after discovering that it was not limited to homosexuals, the media redacted it's claim of "the gay plague".

tl;dr Did come from monkeys, not fucking monkeys. Only reason it's commonly associated with gay people is the media. Damn media.
User avatar #64 - lowbrass (05/03/2013) [-]
huh. learned something new, today.
User avatar #65 - angrytoilet (05/03/2013) [-]
Good. Now when some inbred spews the falsities their homophobic aunt told them, feel free to hold their head under the putrescent waters of knowledge.
User avatar #67 - lowbrass (05/03/2013) [-]
Will do, good sir. also, nice username
User avatar #76 - kentravyon (05/03/2013) [-]
Simply because it isn't pointed out yet. There are two main reasons why it spread so quickly amongst gay men, the first is that many (then and still now) did not use protection due to the 0% of pregnancy. The second is that anal sex does facilitate S.T.I. transmission.
Two and two together meant a very high spread rate in the community.
#13 - Oh god... 05/02/2013 on If they could talk... 0
#15 - Hendrix, Like a rollin stone 05/02/2013 on what song? 0
#17 - 18-24 US 3 Stuck living at home. No car. etc. 05/02/2013 on So... I'm Doing a... 0
#139 - non brony 05/01/2013 on Curiosity 0
#8 - In case anyone wants to hear Paul McCartney tell that joke. 05/01/2013 on Scottish Willy +1
#5 - Bill $388.00 05/01/2013 on Friendly Reminder +4
#48 - NH master race seconded 05/01/2013 on Expensive Banana 0
#33 - AWESOME, DUDE. (I got bored and left at 80, but I'm coming ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on My first game 0
User avatar #80 - pikkufighter (05/01/2013) [-]
it gets intresting at 300 points
#35 - Comment deleted 04/30/2013 on Help me FJ, you're my only... 0
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