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#362 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2013 on A gif for your reaction folder +1
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#347 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on A gif for your reaction folder +1
#362 - lostxprophit (07/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - When this guy asks for trips....he'll somehow bypass the Inter… 07/19/2013 on HELLO DOG +4
#55 - yea...some of the text quality is horrible :| (I found a whole…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on i'll just take some of that +1
#62 - thatguyinthecorner (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't have one

But take this Asian eating fish in recompense.
#59 - articulate (07/19/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. I get GoT gifs from tumblr and the text can be so hard to see.
#204 - Picture 07/19/2013 on The truth ~ Morgan Freeman 0
#49 - HFW she finds out he took a bite out of whatever it was she wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2013 on i'll just take some of that +2
#54 - thatguyinthecorner (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - lostxprophit (07/19/2013) [-]
yea...some of the text quality is horrible :| (I found a whole bunch on a couple of Reaction GIF sites that has archives of diff GIFs) If you have a better quality that'd me great (anyone)
#62 - thatguyinthecorner (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't have one

But take this Asian eating fish in recompense.
#59 - articulate (07/19/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. I get GoT gifs from tumblr and the text can be so hard to see.
#80 - btw the GIF is originally from The Happening (I'm pretty sure … 07/18/2013 on Hello boys 0
#79 - dafuq did I just see? Is this Slendys' long lost daughter? Or …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Hello boys +1
User avatar #80 - lostxprophit (07/18/2013) [-]
btw the GIF is originally from The Happening (I'm pretty sure it is...long time since I've watched it)
#19 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Lost 0
#84 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on This shit again... +4
User avatar #106 - deathstare (07/17/2013) [-]
I hate that little cunt
User avatar #123 - byodensbeard (07/17/2013) [-]
*Puts hand on shoulder* It's okay I don't think there's a person alive that likes him.
User avatar #124 - deathstare (07/17/2013) [-]
Normally I'd say, "Don't touch me you pleb" But you are ok guy
#2961 - except the black guy was a 17 yr old kid....  [+] (18 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -13
User avatar #2982 - licherstein (07/15/2013) [-]
who had a criminal record longer than his race's unemployment line
#2974 - reallybatman (07/15/2013) [-]
who was also a punk that attacked Zimmerman when Zimmerman was just doing his job. You forgot that detail....
User avatar #2995 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
Doing his job? He's neighborhood watch, he's supposed to WATCH and not carry a fucking gun around the neighborhood when that's the polices' job. Regarding his criminal record, he was charged with possession of marijuana, not really big of a deal. And he was a decent student and athlete. Plus when Zim was approaching him, Trayvon could've noticed the gun in his waist and that's why he attacked Zimmerman. Pull your head out of your ass.
User avatar #3129 - invshika (07/15/2013) [-]
pro tip: it's not illegal to follow someone, nor is it illegal to carry a weapon with a concealed carry permit. I bet you're mad cuz he's hispanic
User avatar #3131 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, in Florida, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon while during work hours/volunteer hours.
User avatar #3133 - invshika (07/15/2013) [-]
only if your employer specifically prohibits the possession of firearms while you're on the clock
User avatar #3134 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
Which the Neighborhood Watch Association does.
User avatar #3135 - invshika (07/15/2013) [-]
slash shrug
User avatar #3081 - sircool (07/15/2013) [-]
"Oh hey, this guy with an undrawn gun is approaching me and trying to talk to me, better attack him."

Total logical thought.
User avatar #3087 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
You weren't there and didn't experience what was going on through Treyvon's head. Fight or flight cannot be controlled.
#3090 - sircool (07/15/2013) [-]
oh hey, you weren't either, so stop acting like you suddenly were or have a law degree, shut up, and accept the fact that a fucking latino guy shot a black guy when the black guy attacked him simply for being approached.
User avatar #3124 - suddenly (07/15/2013) [-]
Somebody summoned me D:
User avatar #3104 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh hey more things we're saying about what happened even though we didn't witness any of it. Since when did I act like I was there? I was stating things based on facts stated in the court and released police statements. I have been following this case since it started and the fact that Zimmerman didn't receive any jail time is appalling
User avatar #2989 - corso (07/15/2013) [-]
Ignoring the directions of the police is a job now?
User avatar #3002 - thesupervillian (07/15/2013) [-]
Well in some cases the police are just fucking retarded and tell people not to react to someone even if said someone is stabbing you, but in this case Zimmerman could have made a better decision.
User avatar #3008 - corso (07/15/2013) [-]
The police wouldn't say that if someone is stabbing you. And if he had listened, Trayvon would be alive and Zimmerman wouldn't have been punched in the face.

But, you know. Policeman are just retarded.
User avatar #3019 - thesupervillian (07/15/2013) [-]
I was exaggerating with the stabbing thing, but they do tell people not to get involved even if they have to in order to protect someone/something.

But i do agree that this whole silly conflict could have been avoided if Zimmerman didn't pursue. I honestly cant say i care and must say that the "riots" caused from the case verdict were poorly done and disappointing.

Not going to respond to Doggy though because saying that the better decision is not getting a 17 year old killed is quite frankly a silly rebuttal to anything.
User avatar #3007 - DoggyBouncer (07/15/2013) [-]
A better decision which doesn't involve the death of a 17 year-old
#90 - Picture 07/12/2013 on wut +3
#480 - or sister 07/12/2013 on Feel it? +3
#119 - ah..k... 07/11/2013 on Best halo-ween costume -1
#105 - sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Best halo-ween costume 0
User avatar #112 - tbirdishere (07/11/2013) [-]
I think it's the tv show Torchwood but I'm not positive.
User avatar #119 - lostxprophit (07/11/2013) [-]
ah..k...
#141 - ZATHURA!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/11/2013 on Field cannot be empty 0
#251 - btw anyone have any good Anime suggestions that's dubbed in En… 07/08/2013 on spot the main characters 0
#240 - O.O alrighty then! didn't know that! (so kawaii) :3 07/08/2013 on Teachers 0
#236 - & she's a midget...pretty sure most middle schoolers aren'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Teachers 0
User avatar #238 - bindmind (07/08/2013) [-]
She's an asian middle-schooler... That's average.
User avatar #240 - lostxprophit (07/08/2013) [-]
O.O alrighty then! didn't know that! (so kawaii) :3
#229 - 53.14 Inches....converted into feet is.....4 feet tall.....ya.…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Teachers +5
User avatar #235 - bindmind (07/08/2013) [-]
She's a middle-schooler...
User avatar #236 - lostxprophit (07/08/2013) [-]
& she's a midget...pretty sure most middle schoolers aren't that tall...unless of course u haven't hit a growth spurt...
User avatar #238 - bindmind (07/08/2013) [-]
She's an asian middle-schooler... That's average.
User avatar #240 - lostxprophit (07/08/2013) [-]
O.O alrighty then! didn't know that! (so kawaii) :3
#232 - He's voiced by Troy Baker in the English Dub...the voice actor…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2013 on spot the main characters +3
User avatar #251 - lostxprophit (07/08/2013) [-]
btw anyone have any good Anime suggestions that's dubbed in English? (I ALREADY KNOW OF THE FOLLOWING: Soul Eater, Naruto & Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, DB/DBZ, Inuyasha, & Sailor Moon)
User avatar #241 - zeldapronmaster (07/06/2013) [-]
he deserves Voice actor of the year, for gaming.
User avatar #236 - bandoslootshare (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah i saw the guy singing the excalibur song on youtube, he was good
#230 - just started watching this series...pretty good so far  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on spot the main characters +2
#239 - fukyeahraptorr (07/06/2013) [-]
you should stop and go read the manga instead...the ending is so bad that i died a bit inside
#31 - the blueness of ur name is how much time u spend in the NSFW s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Iron Man 4 0
User avatar #106 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
then according to that logic i must live there. your names turns blue the longer you have been here.
#182 - "I'm curious about what makes you so curious" 06/29/2013 on so.. uh... 0
#115 - you're a dumbass..you can clearly see that it's slightly open.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on w...w...what?! 0
User avatar #116 - thewizsam (06/29/2013) [-]
*cough* *cough* total bullshit *cough* *cough*
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#6 - filthyrebel (03/06/2012) [-]
I ******* love you !
User avatar #9 to #8 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
User avatar #5 - AsAbout (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8 to #7 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
#4 - gwlk (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you more than words can express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
User avatar #2 - fistoftheaxis (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey bro (or sis),
Any news on your Dragon Masks project?
User avatar #3 to #4 - lostxprophit (03/04/2012) [-]
it's bro & no -- still havent ******* started T.T' -- school work & I gotta find some wood
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