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#50 - It's a paid on-call firefighter thing I was thinking of... don… 10/29/2014 on Bad day 0
#49 - it's a paid on-call fire fighter i'm thinking of! yea u do…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Bad day +1
User avatar #53 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, nice to be doing something useful
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
yea... idk though
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Bad day 0
User avatar #52 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
User avatar #51 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
#24 - idk BUT I do know that female ferrets will die if they don't g…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on daily dose of d'awww 0
User avatar #28 - jacknackle (10/29/2014) [-]
my female ferret lived for 10 years without a mate
User avatar #29 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
O.o waht is this sorcery?!
User avatar #32 - jacknackle (10/29/2014) [-]
Don't know. She ended up dying of liver failure. Always thought it was crazy how long she lived though
User avatar #33 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
damn man.... that sucks
#43 - well.... I'm from Canada... & that sucks :| but I'm sure t…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Bad day 0
#47 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Besides isn't the whole point with volunteer-work is that it's voluntary, as in you are supposed to do it for free, otherwise its just standard work?
User avatar #49 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
it's a paid on-call fire fighter i'm thinking of! yea u don't need any exp. & they'll train u free
User avatar #53 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, nice to be doing something useful
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
yea... idk though
#48 - lostxprophit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
User avatar #51 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
#41 - & how would you know?  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Bad day 0
User avatar #42 - shredzdajester (10/29/2014) [-]
Cheswold, DE Volunteer Firefighter.
User avatar #43 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
well.... I'm from Canada... & that sucks :| but I'm sure they pay here
#47 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Besides isn't the whole point with volunteer-work is that it's voluntary, as in you are supposed to do it for free, otherwise its just standard work?
User avatar #49 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
it's a paid on-call fire fighter i'm thinking of! yea u don't need any exp. & they'll train u free
User avatar #53 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, nice to be doing something useful
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
yea... idk though
#48 - lostxprophit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
User avatar #51 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
#39 - tbh I think I wanna volunteer at my town's Fire Department (I …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Bad day 0
User avatar #40 - shredzdajester (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're a true volunteer there is no money.
User avatar #50 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
It's a paid on-call firefighter thing I was thinking of... don't need exp. & they'll give u free training
User avatar #41 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
& how would you know?
User avatar #42 - shredzdajester (10/29/2014) [-]
Cheswold, DE Volunteer Firefighter.
User avatar #43 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
well.... I'm from Canada... & that sucks :| but I'm sure they pay here
#47 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Besides isn't the whole point with volunteer-work is that it's voluntary, as in you are supposed to do it for free, otherwise its just standard work?
User avatar #49 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
it's a paid on-call fire fighter i'm thinking of! yea u don't need any exp. & they'll train u free
User avatar #53 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, nice to be doing something useful
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/29/2014) [-]
yea... idk though
#48 - lostxprophit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
User avatar #51 - lodisboeg (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, some places might pay but if it's work done explicitly for money then it's not volunteer-work, I'd say. So as a volunteer you aren't really working for the purpose of making money, even if they might compensate you a bit for it.

"One who enters into, or offers for, any service of his/her own free will, especially when done without pay."
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer
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#105 - SEANANNERS!!!!!! 10/23/2014 on Harem anime. 0
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#34 - ik what that's like bro.... I was dating a girl a few yrs youn… 10/23/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +4
#57 - don't u worry... she has lots of love.... 10/22/2014 on Feels? 0
#54 - nope  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Feels? 0
#55 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#52 - damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Feels? 0
#53 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#48 - He's adorable!! BUT that must've been hard man My dog's a …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Feels? 0
#50 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
The Boston I had before Boomer, who is actually Boomer II, started having seizures because our neighbors fed him chocolate cake. I can barely remember it because I was little, but I can't imagine what it'd be like to put a dog down. I've never had to, being an army brat, all our pets were always given away before they could ever die on us.

Boomer II will be ten this Halloween. He's getting up there. I don't want to think about losing him.
User avatar #52 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... we've had her since I was about 7 & the first seizure she had her bowls went... in other words she peed & crapped all over the place.... the last time she had 1 was when my brother moved back in with us (she fucking loves him lol) & we think it was all the excitement... when she got up to the stairs she started walking like she was drunk then she had it... & she peed...but she hasnt had any since
#53 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#36 - There's a guy on youtube who does Gameplay/lets play/walkthrou…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Feels? 0
#46 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
This is my Boston, Boomer. He's the cuddliest little fuck.

He recently had surgery to remove several tumors caused by skin cancer, but he's fine. Just needs extra cuddles.
#48 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
He's adorable!! BUT that must've been hard man My dog's a Boxer & she's turned 10 this past March (Boxers tend to live around 10 - 11) & she has a big growth on her side & she's had about 3 or 4 seizures.... & if she has another we may have to put her down
#50 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
The Boston I had before Boomer, who is actually Boomer II, started having seizures because our neighbors fed him chocolate cake. I can barely remember it because I was little, but I can't imagine what it'd be like to put a dog down. I've never had to, being an army brat, all our pets were always given away before they could ever die on us.

Boomer II will be ten this Halloween. He's getting up there. I don't want to think about losing him.
User avatar #52 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... we've had her since I was about 7 & the first seizure she had her bowls went... in other words she peed & crapped all over the place.... the last time she had 1 was when my brother moved back in with us (she fucking loves him lol) & we think it was all the excitement... when she got up to the stairs she started walking like she was drunk then she had it... & she peed...but she hasnt had any since
#53 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (10/22/2014) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#140 - RELEVANT!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Fat people 0
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God I love the comments section.
#53 - Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voic… 10/22/2014 on Trying to spare as many lives +1
#52 - Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voic… 10/22/2014 on Trying to spare as many lives +1
#50 - **** YEA!! I love Gassy, Diction, Sark, Chilled &…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Trying to spare as many lives +1
User avatar #51 - sexydingonipples (10/22/2014) [-]
I used to mark Chilled off as an autistic fuck, but he's gotten a lot better as of late.
I WANT MORE TOWN OF SALEM DAMN IT.
User avatar #53 - lostxprophit (10/22/2014) [-]
Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voice?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s & this one's him doing The Joker
(an animated one but... same vid) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgxRetxnmTc
#49 - whats funny is that was actually an accident.... Steven Ogg (g… 10/22/2014 on Trying to spare as many lives 0
#60 - What's sad is I got the Starter Edition (4th Edition... I know… 10/22/2014 on What is D&D? Basic Breakdown 0
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#6 - filthyrebel (03/06/2012) [-]
I ******* love you !
User avatar #9 to #8 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
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I love you
User avatar #8 to #7 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
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I love you more than words can express.
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um.....thnx?
User avatar #2 - fistoftheaxis (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey bro (or sis),
Any news on your Dragon Masks project?
User avatar #3 to #4 - lostxprophit (03/04/2012) [-]
it's bro & no -- still havent ******* started T.T' -- school work & I gotta find some wood
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