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#57 - don't u worry... she has lots of love.... 11 hours ago on Feels? 0
#54 - nope  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Feels? 0
#55 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#52 - damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... …  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Feels? 0
#53 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#48 - He's adorable!! BUT that must've been hard man My dog's a …  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Feels? 0
#50 - DrollHumor (12 hours ago) [-]
The Boston I had before Boomer, who is actually Boomer II, started having seizures because our neighbors fed him chocolate cake. I can barely remember it because I was little, but I can't imagine what it'd be like to put a dog down. I've never had to, being an army brat, all our pets were always given away before they could ever die on us.

Boomer II will be ten this Halloween. He's getting up there. I don't want to think about losing him.
User avatar #52 - lostxprophit (12 hours ago) [-]
damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... we've had her since I was about 7 & the first seizure she had her bowls went... in other words she peed & crapped all over the place.... the last time she had 1 was when my brother moved back in with us (she fucking loves him lol) & we think it was all the excitement... when she got up to the stairs she started walking like she was drunk then she had it... & she peed...but she hasnt had any since
#53 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#36 - There's a guy on youtube who does Gameplay/lets play/walkthrou…  [+] (8 new replies) 12 hours ago on Feels? 0
#46 - DrollHumor (12 hours ago) [-]
This is my Boston, Boomer. He's the cuddliest little fuck.

He recently had surgery to remove several tumors caused by skin cancer, but he's fine. Just needs extra cuddles.
#48 - lostxprophit (12 hours ago) [-]
He's adorable!! BUT that must've been hard man My dog's a Boxer & she's turned 10 this past March (Boxers tend to live around 10 - 11) & she has a big growth on her side & she's had about 3 or 4 seizures.... & if she has another we may have to put her down
#50 - DrollHumor (12 hours ago) [-]
The Boston I had before Boomer, who is actually Boomer II, started having seizures because our neighbors fed him chocolate cake. I can barely remember it because I was little, but I can't imagine what it'd be like to put a dog down. I've never had to, being an army brat, all our pets were always given away before they could ever die on us.

Boomer II will be ten this Halloween. He's getting up there. I don't want to think about losing him.
User avatar #52 - lostxprophit (12 hours ago) [-]
damn man & your neighbors were r-tards.... but yea... we've had her since I was about 7 & the first seizure she had her bowls went... in other words she peed & crapped all over the place.... the last time she had 1 was when my brother moved back in with us (she fucking loves him lol) & we think it was all the excitement... when she got up to the stairs she started walking like she was drunk then she had it... & she peed...but she hasnt had any since
#53 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Has she rubbed the fur off the top of her head? That's the one thing I remember most about Boomer I, he rubbed his head so hard and frequently that he had a bald patch.
User avatar #54 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
nope
#55 - DrollHumor (11 hours ago) [-]
Then I think she'll be fine. Just give her all the love you can muster.
User avatar #57 - lostxprophit (11 hours ago) [-]
don't u worry... she has lots of love....
#140 - RELEVANT!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Fat people 0
#159 - nuclearkitteh (12 hours ago) [-]
God I love the comments section.
#53 - Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voic… 13 hours ago on Trying to spare as many lives +1
#52 - Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voic… 13 hours ago on Trying to spare as many lives +1
#50 - **** YEA!! I love Gassy, Diction, Sark, Chilled &…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Trying to spare as many lives +1
User avatar #51 - sexydingonipples (13 hours ago) [-]
I used to mark Chilled off as an autistic fuck, but he's gotten a lot better as of late.
I WANT MORE TOWN OF SALEM DAMN IT.
User avatar #53 - lostxprophit (13 hours ago) [-]
Have you seen the vid where Gassy does his Morgan Freeman voice?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s & this one's him doing The Joker
(an animated one but... same vid) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgxRetxnmTc
#49 - whats funny is that was actually an accident.... Steven Ogg (g… 13 hours ago on Trying to spare as many lives 0
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#6 - filthyrebel (03/06/2012) [-]
I ******* love you !
User avatar #9 to #8 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
User avatar #5 - AsAbout (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8 to #7 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
#4 - gwlk (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you more than words can express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lostxprophit (03/06/2012) [-]
um.....thnx?
User avatar #2 - fistoftheaxis (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey bro (or sis),
Any news on your Dragon Masks project?
User avatar #3 to #4 - lostxprophit (03/04/2012) [-]
it's bro & no -- still havent ******* started T.T' -- school work & I gotta find some wood
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